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Dustin Checks In

Feb. 6, 2012

Alabama’s Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office named accused rapist Dustin McCombs their “Creep of the Week” on their Facebook page. Dustin, upon hearing this news, decided to confront the JCSO for all the world to see.

Dustin Checks In

Between my putting this together on Friday and today, it looks like ol’ Dustin got caught! Thanks for the link.

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Didn’t He Go to Harvard…?

Feb. 6, 2012

funny facebook fails - Didn't He Go to Harvard...?

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These People Are Way Too Upset About Groundhog Day

Feb. 2, 2012

funny facebook fails - These People Are Way Too Upset About Groundhog Day

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The Most Creeptastic Social Media PSA Ever

Feb. 1, 2012

Someone should seriously look into those last two actors.

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British Tourists Denied Entry to USA over Twitter Jokes

Jan. 31, 2012

Two British tourists were denied entry and forced to return home after joking on Twitter that they were going to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”




Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with friend Emily Bunting.

The pair tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” and that the tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up” was a reference to a Family Guy episode, but federal agents apparently don’t have much of a sense of humor.

“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” said Van Bryan, “I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

The DHS has not commented.

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Forever Alone: Casting Facebook Friends

Jan. 27, 2012

funny facebook fails - Forever Alone: Casting Facebook Friends

Damn those “unusual races!”

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“Is This the Right Address?”

Jan. 19, 2012

funny facebook fails - "Is This the Right Address?"

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Why Would You Lie About That?

Jan. 19, 2012

funny facebook fails - Why Would You Lie About That?

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Every Time

Jan. 12, 2012

funny facebook fails - Every Time

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Something Tells Me It Wasn’t Easy at That School

Jan. 12, 2012

funny facebook fails - Something Tells Me It Wasn't Easy at That School

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