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Psychic Football Fan is Psychic

Jan. 24, 2012

One year ago, a commenter on an Examiner article about the drafting of SF 49ers’ new receiver Kyle Williams predicted exactly what would happen in this weekend’s NFC Championship muffed-punt & fumble-filled loss against the NY Giants.

Psychic Football Fan is Psychic

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Interesting Strategy To Get Ladies, Sir

Sep. 7, 2010

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Some Relationships Are Made On Mutual Creepiness

Sep. 6, 2010

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And On Another Note, Anyone Want Two Dead Bodies?

Sep. 3, 2010

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Sometimes, You Just Can’t Hold Back Your Feelings

Aug. 30, 2010

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Whoa! Rephrase That Before Authorities Are Called

Aug. 23, 2010

Submitted by: Jake

I simply can’t think of this as anything but dirty. Failbook, you have tainted me.

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Does Her Fetish Involve Diapers Or Poop?

Aug. 5, 2010

Submitted by: Nick

Everyone has to get their kicks somewhere.

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Ah, Ok, That Explains It Then.

Jul. 30, 2010

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See, and I thought the fake Myspace profile I made for our children would have totally convinced you.

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Someone Needs More Kegel Exercises

Jul. 28, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

No, but I sure have done some other strange things when it comes to bathroom time.

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Face, Stomach, And… ?

Jun. 17, 2010

funny facebook fails

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So much seriousness in the comments lately. Why not argue over SRS BIZ, like the validity of the easter bunny?

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