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Feb. 4, 2012
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British Tourists Denied Entry to USA over Twitter Jokes
Jan. 31, 2012
Two British tourists were denied entry and forced to return home after joking on Twitter that they were going to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”
Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with friend Emily Bunting.
The pair tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” and that the tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up” was a reference to a Family Guy episode, but federal agents apparently don’t have much of a sense of humor.
“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” said Van Bryan, “I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”
The DHS has not commented.
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Twitter’s Great Horrible Recruitment Video
Jan. 31, 2012
Twitter is hiring, and they made an awesomely terrible corporate recruitment video to prove it.
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Super Hero
Jan. 31, 2012
2 yrs ago I was told I might never walk again. Just WALKED off plane in Indy to play in The #SuperBowl. #TakeThatSh*tCancer
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Mark Herzlich (@MarkHerzlich) January 30, 2012Has She Taken a Cruise Near Italy Recently?
Jan. 30, 2012
Right Guys? …OH WAIT.
Jan. 29, 2012
“With Megaupload seized by the feds and everyone else even slightly involved seized by Anonymous, man-without-a-label Jonathan Coulton stepped into the breach and tweeted what we all only wish we were thinking.”
Any other musicians out there notice that ever since they shut down MegaUpload, the money has just been POURING in?
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Jonathan Coulton (@jonathancoulton) January 20, 2012via techdirt
RT This Immediately (UPDATED)
Jan. 27, 2012
If you have a Twitter account and there is an ounce of decency in the cold, black recesses of the calloused, shriveled sump-pump you used to call your heart, do the right thing here.
Do it for the children.
If THIS tweet gets 1,000 RTs, we'll never tweet about Kim Kardashian again
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(@TMZ) January 27, 2012Btw, OMG did u see last nite kim thot share wuz ded!? lolol *troolface.jpg*
UPDATE:
Wow our intern forgot to finish the last tweet "about Kim Kardashian again... till tomorrow." But hey, we hear you ;-)
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Nickel Fights Back
Jan. 26, 2012
