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He should have watched those helpful Gillette videos.

Jan. 26, 2010

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Whore is a loose term.

Jan. 24, 2010

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A moment of silence please.

Jan. 23, 2010

A moment of silence please.

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Pleasure before pain makes it all worth it in the end.

Jan. 14, 2010

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I bet they were his (un)lucky pants.

Jan. 14, 2010

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We know what they'll be talking about at the next family get together.

Jan. 14, 2010

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Not so awesome morning after moment.

Jan. 11, 2010

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Well, Maybe You Should’ve Had THE TALK With Him

Jan. 8, 2010

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That Was A Succinct Summation

Jan. 5, 2010

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Looks Like The Dry Spell Has Ended

Dec. 31, 2009

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