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There’s A Reason, Trust Me

May. 27, 2012

funny facebook fails - There's A Reason, Trust Me

Submitted by: Ashley

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Told Hard

May. 24, 2012

funny facebook fails - Told Hard


This guy complains about absolutely everything and yet never makes an effort to come to lectures. Two hours before the final exam, the entire course exacts revenge.

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Predator9555

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We Need Transpecies Workers Rights Naow

May. 24, 2012

funny facebook fails - Like So Hard

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“Mrs. Smith, I’d Like to Talk About Your Son’s Attachment Issues”

May. 22, 2012

funny facebook fails - Attachment Issues

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You Must Be Wise Beyond Your Years

May. 21, 2012

funny facebook fails - You Must Be Wise Beyond Your Years

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Too Bad Detention Is Spell-Proof

May. 20, 2012

funny facebook fails - You are so grounded


I think it’s time you transfer that boy away from the muggle school and send him straight to Hogwarts.

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Blackmail Beats Bribery

May. 16, 2012

funny facebook fails - Bribe Fail


I would’ve held out for sexual favors, but blackmail works, too.

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I Just Want to Lie Tangent to Its Curves Again

May. 15, 2012

funny facebook fails - I Just Want to Lie Tangent to Its Curves Again


When you start posting Facebook statuses like this, it’s a sure sine that you need to move on.

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Sometimes I Like to Graph My Loneliness

May. 12, 2012

funny facebook fails - Sometimes I Like to Graph My Loneliness

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Goes Without Saying

May. 7, 2012

funny facebook fails - Goes Without Saying

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