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U Mad, Zuckerberg?

May. 21, 2012

funny facebook fails - U Mad, Zuckerberg?


Facebook’s stock is spiraling out of control faster than Sean Parker’s coke addiction in The Social Network.

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Extracurricular Activities

Oct. 30, 2011

funny facebook fails - Extracurricular Activities

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Common Sense, Indeed.

Sep. 4, 2011

funny facebook fails - Common Sense, Indeed.

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Milking It

Feb. 4, 2011

funny facebook fails - Milking It

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You Should Put Up Your Drivers License And SSN, Too

Aug. 25, 2010

You Should Put Up Your Drivers License And SSN, Too

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With the return of school, we are curious:


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The Tide Waits For No (Wo)Man

Aug. 16, 2010

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In a similar mishap, I once sent my mother a picture of my love apples.

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At His Size, Performance, Or The Souvenir He Left?

Jul. 26, 2010

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Come on man, take that to a private place. Like off the balcony where less people will notice you.

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Oh You Know, You Just Don’t Know You Know

Jun. 24, 2010

Funny Facebook Fails

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Oh Fapping, when do you grow old? When we run out of Twilight fans, that’s when.

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You Shouldn’t Have Said It

Jun. 17, 2010

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No, Because I Can Separate Reality From The Computer

May. 27, 2010

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