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She’s 14

Feb. 9, 2012

funny facebook fails - She's 14

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Had Me Worried for a Second

Feb. 5, 2012

funny facebook fails - Had Me Worried for a Second

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“Stupid and Crazy”

Jan. 31, 2012

funny facebook fails - "Stupid and Crazy"

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Sound like Someone is Sharing a Brain

Dec. 26, 2011

funny facebook fails - Sound like Someone is Sharing a Brain

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That Poor Baby…

Dec. 9, 2011

funny facebook fails - That Poor Baby...

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So Dumb of You

Nov. 16, 2011

funny facebook fails - So Dumb of You

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Fool Proof Plan

Oct. 19, 2011

funny facebook fails - Fool Proof Plan

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Lessening the Blow

Oct. 14, 2011

funny facebook fails - Lessening the Blow

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Another Stupid, Confusing “Awareness-Raising” Status is Going Around

Sep. 7, 2011

Your friends aren’t pregnant, just annoying.

From the people who brought you “I like it on the ____” and “10 inches *frowny face*” comes the new, slightly more panic-inducing: “I’m ___ weeks and craving ___.”

Another Stupid, Confusing "Awareness-Raising" Status is Going Around


The weeks correspond to the month of your birth (Jan = 1 week, but Oct = 18 weeks), and the thing being craved matches the day (born on the first = you crave Skittles).

Apparently, this is to raise awareness for something. Probably breast cancer. Well, I’m very aware of breast cancer, so please stop clogging my newsfeed with your dumb games.

I’ve got the entire formula below, but you have to promise you won’t submit any more of these. Deal?
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Pregnancy Playlist

Aug. 17, 2011

funny facebook fails - Pregnancy Playlist

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