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Nice One, Herman Cain!

Jan. 22, 2012

funny facebook fails - Nice One, Herman Cain!

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How Politics Works

Jan. 19, 2012

funny facebook fails - How Politics Works

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Electoral Science

Dec. 30, 2011

funny facebook fails - Electoral Science

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Danielle is Going to Fix Everything!

Dec. 23, 2011

STOP. EVERYTHING. Danielle has just solved all the world’s problems.

Never before have I seen such clear wisdom and common sense. Sure, it’s incredibly long, but Rome wasn’t built in a day… or something…

How can you NOT want to group all of the planet’s governments into one giant new world order and elect Danielle President of Earth with gems like:

• “All prices of everything will be lowered.”
• Blacks will no longer be allowed to live in the USA to prevent the spread of AIDS
• “People will only practice 2 religions. Catholism, and Christianity.”
• Food checks mailed to people with eating disorders
• Homosexuals cannot work in any field other than legalized, forced heterosexual prostitution
• Snacks f**king galore!!

Before you TL;DR, click on the image to blow it up to a legible size, and you’ll see her brilliance in its entirety.

Danielle is Going to Fix Everything

So many snacks!

No, but seriously:

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… THIS Child was Left Behind.

Nov. 28, 2011

funny facebook fails - ... THIS child was left behind.

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Date Embargo

Nov. 28, 2011

funny facebook fails - Date Embargo

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President Obama is on Tumblr

Oct. 24, 2011



Since social media worked so well to his advantage in the 2008 election, it’s no surprise that President Obama (re: his re-election campaign staff) is doing what all the kids are doing these days: starting a Tumblr.




Unfortunately for the Republicans, they seem to have missed the technological boat. (Shocking, I know.) It looks like eponymous Tumblrs for Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, and the already Google-challenged senator Rick Santorum have all been snatched up by Obama supporters months ago.

Someone also staked a claim to rickperry.tumblr.com, but it’s not clear whether they’re specifically anti-Perry or just really into gay sex. I’d link you, but we’ve got rules against sharing that kind of thing…

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What a Difference a Decade Makes

Oct. 10, 2011

What a Difference a Decade Makes



Taken one step further…


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Scumbag USA

Sep. 28, 2011

funny facebook fails - Scumbag USA

Priorities, America. Priorities.

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For the Greater Good

Sep. 8, 2011

funny facebook fails - For the Greater Good

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