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STOP. EVERYTHING. Danielle has just solved all the world’s problems.
Never before have I seen such clear wisdom and common sense. Sure, it’s incredibly long, but Rome wasn’t built in a day… or something…
How can you NOT want to group all of the planet’s governments into one giant new world order and elect Danielle President of Earth with gems like:
• “All prices of everything will be lowered.”
• Blacks will no longer be allowed to live in the USA to prevent the spread of AIDS
• “People will only practice 2 religions. Catholism, and Christianity.”
• Food checks mailed to people with eating disorders
• Homosexuals cannot work in any field other than legalized, forced heterosexual prostitution
• Snacks f**king galore!!
Before you TL;DR, click on the image to blow it up to a legible size, and you’ll see her brilliance in its entirety.
So many snacks!
No, but seriously:
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Since social media worked so well to his advantage in the 2008 election, it’s no surprise that President Obama (re: his re-election campaign staff) is doing what all the kids are doing these days: starting a Tumblr.

Unfortunately for the Republicans, they seem to have missed the technological boat. (Shocking, I know.) It looks like eponymous Tumblrs for Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, and the already Google-challenged senator Rick Santorum have all been snatched up by Obama supporters months ago.
Someone also staked a claim to rickperry.tumblr.com, but it’s not clear whether they’re specifically anti-Perry or just really into gay sex. I’d link you, but we’ve got rules against sharing that kind of thing…