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Protein Stains Are a Sign of Relationship Issues

Mar. 5, 2012

funny facebook fails - Protein Stains Are a Sign of Relationship Issues

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Want to Touch My Tremolo?

Feb. 24, 2012

funny facebook fails - Want to Touch My Tremolo?

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Insert Your Memory Card, Baby

Feb. 24, 2012

funny facebook fails - Insert Your Memory Card, Baby

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Snow Day

Dec. 8, 2011

funny facebook fails - Snow Day

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Mom WIN

Nov. 19, 2011

funny facebook fails - Mom WIN

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Proper Equipment Is Important

Nov. 7, 2011

funny facebook fails - Proper Equipment Is Important

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Subtle Really Is His Middle Name

Nov. 4, 2011

funny facebook fails - Subtle really is his middle name

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know

Sep. 16, 2011

funny facebook fails - Inquiring Minds Want to Know

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Poor Dylan

Aug. 12, 2011

funny facebook fails - Poor Dylan

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Facebook Is Totally Cool with Baby Penis

Jul. 29, 2011

In honor of the upcoming 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s album Nevermind, (has it been 20 years?!) the band uploaded the album’s iconic cover to their official Facebook page only to have it promptly removed by the social network citing a nudity-related Terms of Use violation.

Still causing controversy after all these years aren't you, baby penis?

BUT, according to NME, Facebook is denying the takedown stating that the picture “does not actually violate Facebook’s terms. Facebook does allow photos of naked children ‘that are clearly unable to stand on their own’ in a non-sexual situation – so in other words, babies.”

Be it through fan outrage or some glitch in penis-identification technology, the album cover was returned to Nirvana’s page, and everything is going to be just f–

Wait a minute.

Facebook is totally cool with baby penis? Really?!

UPDATE
According to some commentors, the “X all the Y” meme started here, and I’m supposed to know the history of every joke. ;)

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