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Bloody Karma

Jan. 25, 2012

funny facebook fails - Bloody Karma

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“Running”

Jan. 16, 2012

funny facebook fails - "Running"

Submitted by: Jessica

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Well Hello, Mr. Right!

Jan. 12, 2012

funny facebook fails - Well Hello, Mr. Right!

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S**t Girls Do

Jan. 11, 2012

By this point we’ve all seen S**t Girls Say. Hell, we’ve seen S**t Black Girls Say, S**t Asian Girls Day, S**t Drunk Girls Say, S**t Suburban Mid-Western Mixed-Race Middle Schoolers Say; we get the point. Girls speak similarly and ask adorable questions in infuriatingly cute upward inflections. But we’re sick of that crap.

Here at Failbook we’re exposed to not only what real girls say, what real girls think is funny. And ladies, you’re a weird bunch.

funny facebook fails - S**t Girls Do

How cute. Your mother bought you a pad that would fit a wooly mammoth. Better upload it and show it to my gurls lololololol!

funny facebook fails - S**t Girls Do

Okay seriously, another one? It’s a clever – albeit tired – joke, but we really don’t need to see high-res photos of your egg catcher.

funny facebook fails - S**t Girls Do

WTF. Stop with the feminine hygiene products. Okay okay, they aren’t used and it’s just a prank… but no one wants to see that.

funny facebook fails - S**t Girls Do

Uhhh I guess that’s technically not a feminine hygiene product. And the quote below is kind of apt… but does she know that’s not a cigar?

That’s it. I’m leaving.

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Tiger Beat

Jan. 9, 2012

funny facebook fails - Tiger Beat

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Jessica’s a Terrible Hostess

Jan. 7, 2012

funny facebook fails - Jessica's a Terrible Hostess

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Seriously. WTF.

Jan. 4, 2012

Gee, I Wonder Where This is Headed...

Want to see other parents destroy their children’s chances at being normal people? Lick the feet of Parenting FAILS.

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That is NOT What I Thought You Meant.

Dec. 16, 2011

funny facebook fails - That is NOT What I Thought You Meant.

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Mississippi Salad

Dec. 14, 2011

funny facebook fails - Mississippi Salad

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There's more mangled miscommunication on Autocowrecks!

But It Melted and Got All Over Everything

Dec. 12, 2011

funny facebook fails - But It Melted and Got All Over Everything

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