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I Feel Ya, Edna.

Jan. 22, 2012

funny facebook fails - I Feel Ya, Edna.

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Redundant Title is Redundant

Dec. 12, 2011

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Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

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Mom is F**king Serious About Farmville

Dec. 10, 2011

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Farmville: Simpsons Did It First

Jun. 23, 2011

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The Wrong Choice

May. 17, 2011

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Baby, I Can Farm This Way

May. 11, 2011

Lady Gaga is going to release several songs from her upcoming album Born This Way a week before its May 23rd release date exclusively on… Wait for it…

FarmVille .

Over three days beginning next Tuesday, “players can complete tasks to unlock and stream a brand new unreleased song per day in GagaVille, [...] a farm within FarmVille, which will showcase Lady Gaga’s style and themes from the album, such as crystals, unicorns and and sheep on motorcycles.”

Riiiiiight…

Lady Gaga said she wanted to “celebrate and share Born This Way with my little monsters in a special way that’s never been done before… Zynga has created a magical place in FarmVille where my fans can come play and be the first to listen to the album.”

May God have mercy on our souls.

Source: Gaga Daily
Image Via: ONTD

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FarmVille is Forever

Mar. 31, 2011

Bad Idea: Getting a tattoo of a corporate logo.
Worse Idea: Getting a tattoo of FarmVille’s corporate logo.
Worst Idea: Getting a tattoo of FarmVille’s corporate logo ON YOUR HAND.

FarmVille is Forever

According to the letter she submitted to FarmVille Freak, Kristen (the person attached to the hand) said that while it “may not be a cake[,] it expresses my love for the game.”

While I don’t understand her cake comment (my only experience with FarmVille is blocking my friends’ updates), I do know that Kristen’s tattoo expresses more than just her affinity for one of the internet’s greatest time-sucks.

Now, every time she meets someone and shakes his/her hand, she’ll also be saying “Hi. I’m a very poor decision maker, and lack any foresight whatsoever.”

And, yes, it’s on her mouse hand on purpose.

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Caught in the Act!

Mar. 9, 2011

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I Know What I DON’T Want

Feb. 11, 2011

funny facebook fails - I Know What I DON'T Want

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YOU DUN GOOF’D! FARMVILLE IS GOING TO BACKTRACE YOU!

Jan. 24, 2011

funny facebook fails - YOU DUN GOOF'D! FARMVILLE IS GOING TO BACKTRACE YOU!

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