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In a surprise Supreme Court ruling late late night, the justices announced replacing the “individual mandate” portion of the health care bill with a mandatory “Facebook post” clause. Before tax-payer dollars are used to perform surgeries, all cases will be uploaded to your profile and must receive a set number of ‘likes’ to be determined on a case-by-case basis.
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Let Me Tweet That For You, a new website, lets you write a fake tweet using anyone’s Twitter handle. Go ahead, try it on.
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Who loves puns?
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I can’t even count how many submissions I’ve gotten today from people who’s friends think this tired rumor has any validity whatsoever.

Think about this for a second. Facebook’s value is in the fact that it knows everything about everyone (well, its users – so almost everyone), and that information is sold to all kinds of companies for all kinds of money.
Facebook knows what you buy, when & where you buy it, and even with whom you share similar tastes. Decreasing their sample pool or the number of people who will see Company X’s advertisement by charging for their service is counterintuitive. Your information is FAR more valuable to them than a monthly fee.