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Hypocrisy at the WBC

Oct. 6, 2011

The Phelps family have announced their plans to take a break from picketing the funerals of dead soldiers and 9 year-old girls, to aim their constitutionally protected hate-speech at former Apple CEO Steve Jobs who died yesterday of pancreatic cancer.




What’s that, Margie? Sent via iPhone?!




Oh, I see. So God created the iPhone. *facepalm*

Here’s what doesn’t add up: You’re mad because Steve Jobs was successful and didn’t use the opportunity to tell people God hates them (or whatever you idiots are always yelling).

But YOU gave him money, Margie. YOU directly contributed to his success! And now YOU are guilty by association, which is even worse than the passive acceptance of things (like, you know, equal rights for all people) that you claim causes God to hate the USA.

What say YOU, dear reader? The comments await.

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Weep for the Future

Sep. 22, 2011

funny facebook fails - Weep for the Future

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Rebuttal Failure

Jun. 25, 2010

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So Are We

Jun. 4, 2010

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Me Two

May. 14, 2010

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At That Rate, You Will Probably Miss Him

Apr. 23, 2010

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Geography Fail

Apr. 21, 2010

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I Wonder If Myspace Has A Myspace

Mar. 13, 2010

I Wonder If Myspace Has A Myspace

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Is that your final answer?

Jan. 29, 2010

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At this point I’d say don’t even bother going.

Jan. 28, 2010

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