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“Yo Taylor I know you’re getting shot right now, but 50 had the best facial gun wound recovery of all time!”

Feb. 2, 2010

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Or by bitching more on the internet.

Jan. 27, 2010

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But it’s so hard to find boobs on the internet!

Jan. 26, 2010

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That’s going to look great on a flow chart.

Jan. 25, 2010

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Submitted by: metfreak via Submission Page

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They better hurry up, Hannah Montana is almost on.

Jan. 22, 2010

Submitted by: User#2987581

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This is going to be an episode of Gossip Girl soon.

Jan. 21, 2010

Submitted by: Anonymous

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Don’t worry, we’ve all thought of that EXACT same scenario.

Jan. 21, 2010

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I didn't know there was a bathroom graffiti application now.

Jan. 19, 2010

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No wonder Conan's upset.

Jan. 18, 2010

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Surprise, you’re an idiot.

Jan. 16, 2010

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Submitted by: User#2659104

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