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This Baby

Feb. 7, 2012

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Hiyoooo! #56

Dec. 30, 2011

funny facebook fails - Hiyoooo! #56

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Cheaper By The Dozen

Nov. 12, 2011

funny facebook fails - Cheaper By The Dozen

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There’s Never Anything THAT New at a Thrift Store!

Sep. 27, 2011

funny facebook fails - There's Never Anything THAT New at a Thrift Store!

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Or Understands Spoken Language

Sep. 6, 2011

funny facebook fails - Or Understands Spoken Language

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Three Hearts, Two Souls

Sep. 5, 2011

funny facebook fails - Three Hearts, Two Souls

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Facebook Is Totally Cool with Baby Penis

Jul. 29, 2011

In honor of the upcoming 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s album Nevermind, (has it been 20 years?!) the band uploaded the album’s iconic cover to their official Facebook page only to have it promptly removed by the social network citing a nudity-related Terms of Use violation.

Still causing controversy after all these years aren't you, baby penis?

BUT, according to NME, Facebook is denying the takedown stating that the picture “does not actually violate Facebook’s terms. Facebook does allow photos of naked children ‘that are clearly unable to stand on their own’ in a non-sexual situation – so in other words, babies.”

Be it through fan outrage or some glitch in penis-identification technology, the album cover was returned to Nirvana’s page, and everything is going to be just f–

Wait a minute.

Facebook is totally cool with baby penis? Really?!

UPDATE
According to some commentors, the “X all the Y” meme started here, and I’m supposed to know the history of every joke. ;)

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Nearly New

Jun. 4, 2011

funny facebook fails - Nearly New

Submitted by: Jim B

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Cute as a Button

May. 17, 2011

An Israeli couple have named their newborn daughter “Like” after Facebook’s ubiquitous button.




“It’s short and sweet,” Vardit Adler, Like’s mother, told Reuters. “It’s very important to me and to my husband that the names we give our children are unique, creative and totally new.”

Like’s sisters Dvash (Hebrew for “honey”) and Pie can certainly attest to their parent’s fondness for odd monikers.

Many are comparing this story to when an Egyptian couple named their newborn son “Facebook” after the role the social network played in January’s revolution.

While her parents are insisting that this is no sort of plan to attempt to suckle from Facebook’s enormous financial teats, little Like already has her own fan page.

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VagEYEna

Apr. 12, 2011

funny facebook fails - VagEYEna

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