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A Friendly Suggestion From Your Fellow Neighborhood Wal-Mart Shopper

May. 23, 2012

funny facebook fails - A Friendly Suggestion From Your Fellow Neighborhood Wal-Mart Shopper

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Gross Genital Facts 101

Apr. 10, 2012

funny facebook fails - Gross Genital Facts 101


Does it suck more to have guy parts or lady parts? DISCUSS.

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Nothing About This is Okay

Dec. 1, 2011

A Brazilian ad agency came up with a campaign for Olla Condoms called “Unexpected Babies” to scare the crap out of Brazilian men.

The condom campaign targets “specific guys and creates actual Facebook profiles for their unborn children (by tacking “Jr.” on to their names), who then attempt to friend daddy.”

I’m pretty sure it’s against Facebook’s rules to create profiles for someone who doesn’t exist. Also, pregnancy scares are THE WORST. Why would you manufacture false ones? ¡Bastardos!



To the commenters: I know they speak Portuguese in Brazil, and that “¡” is a Spanish punctuation. I’m just making a joke, and it looks funnier. Relax.

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Can You Really Consider The Baby A Sober Chip?

Jan. 19, 2011

funny facebook fails - Can You Really Consider the Baby a Sober Chip?

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Only You Can Prevent Amber Alerts!

Jul. 20, 2010

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Borrowing babies seems like a great idea, but borrowing them from your Facebook friends just seems… really really creepy. – Failbooker

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You can thank Mt. Dew and online-gaming.

Feb. 16, 2010

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He’s keeping the pants on in this relationship.

Feb. 13, 2010

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Babies are expensive but humiliation is free!

Feb. 7, 2010

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Don’t forget the part about the stork delivering your baby.

Feb. 6, 2010

Funny Facebook Fails

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