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I Don’t Even….

Nov. 13, 2011

funny facebook fails - I don't even....

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Original SiN

Nov. 11, 2011

funny facebook fails - Original SiN

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Even More than All of Them?!

Oct. 8, 2011

funny facebook fails - Even More than All of Them?!

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Apple Founder Steve Jobs is Dead

Oct. 5, 2011

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Like Getting Hit by a Dodge

Jul. 5, 2011

funny facebook fails - Like Getting Hit by a Dodge

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Pedophile Busted Using Facebook in Apple Store

May. 26, 2011

Convicted sex offender Robert Nicholas McGuire is legally prohibited from using the internet. Anywhere. (Iknowrite?!) Not even in public, and especially not to check his Facebook account which he most certainly shouldn’t have in the first place.

Enter Detective John Q. Badass.

A veteran of the California Sheriff’s Department, he just so happened to have worked on McGuire’s case and waltzed in to that very same Apple Store, somehow managing to recognize the parolee out of the no doubt 9163 people who were crammed into the retail shop.

Not content to rely on his assumptions, Det. Badass cozied up to McGuire’s computer to see what sorts of hijinks he was up to.

According to The Next Web, he didn’t just stop there. “[He] strolled up to the computer next to McGuire and logged onto the Megan’s Law website, a California-wide registry of sex offenders, and looked up McGuire’s current status.”

All while standing right next to him!

In clear violation of his parole, McGuire was taken into custody by police, but not before Chris Hansen burst out of the back room and kindly asked him to take a seat over by the Genius Bar.

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Well… Yeah.

May. 18, 2011

funny facebook fails - Well... Yeah.

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What Else Do Apple Employees Have To Do?

May. 4, 2010

funny facebook fails

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Yeah, but will Windows 7 have an app for porn?

Feb. 9, 2010

Funny Facebook Fails

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