Failbook - Funny Facebook Status Messages

Jul. 19, 2010

Submitted by: JellicleKitten via Submission Page

See, kids, I have no sympathy for you when you do this. If I can hide pr0n from my parents for 12 years, then you should be able to keep these kinds of confessions private.

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  • Jul. 19, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

    I know some of you like your Facebook games, but if you find yourself copycatting someones farm, at least make sure it’s appropriate to your gender. You couldn’t find one of people screwing or poop like everyone else? FOR SHAME!

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  • Jul. 19, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

    Thinking is hard, and so is using Google.

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  • Jul. 19, 2010


    Hacked IRL

    Damn! And I Had My Bill Nye Decal All Ready to Go. … at Hacked IRL


    Poorly Dressed
    When The Mustache Just Isn’t Enough, You Upgrade To Headstache.
    Poorly Dressed

    Derp
    The Truth Hurrrr-ts.
    Derp


    Urlesque
    WTF Japan!?
    Urlesque


    College Humor
    Just Like Life, Only More Annoying.
    College Humor

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  • Jul. 19, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

    I swear I didn’t know anyone was watching. We were bored and the goose had it coming. What else would I do on a Saturday morning?

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  • Jul. 19, 2010

    Submitted by: MarceloC via Submission Page

    I used to think sinkholes were where God made sweet love to the world. Not the same I know, but everyone is ignorant of something.

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  • Jul. 18, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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  • Jul. 18, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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  • Jul. 18, 2010

    Submitted by: tierahmisu via Submission Page

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  • Jul. 18, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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