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  1. nibble says:

    While green revels in the “I’m smarter than you” good feelings, they’re wrong about how red should have listened to them. They offered no advice, merely asked a question, which was a bit of a stupid question as red clearly had designed a method (albeit insufficient) to retrieve the camera. Green’s best earlier response would have been “What will you do to get the camera back if the line breaks?” and THEN could probably have said “should’ve listened to me”. As it stands nope sorry green – invalid followup comment.

  2. cross_bearer_02 says:

    If you fail to plan, you plan to FAIL.

    And you can also plan on landing on a site like this one. :-P

  3. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    Red should be taught Enlgish by Drongo;…

    Also: *should of

  4. unkodave says:

    Nope, he offered no suggestions about a parachute or locating beacon.
    Stupid is as stupid does. Still stupid, thinking someone might return the device if found at all.

  5. To be fair, if you calculate just how many balloons you need and we can predict the rate at which helium escapes the balloons, we can predict how long the mass of balloons would lift the camera before they started drifting back down. However, given how physics loves to prove a scientist wrong, one still needs some kind of foolproof backup plan, like attaching a fishing line to the balloon and keeping your hand on the fishing pole, and just following the camera.

    Which’d be almost impossible in a city setting, admittedly.

  6. Steve says:

    ….wondering how the fishing line “burnt out” …

  7. Prince of Dimness says:

    lame

  8. Prince of Dimness says:

    i think it’s about time to pull the plug on f.A.i.l.b.o.0.k.

  9. Vergeofchaos says:

    Doubt you’ll find any planes flying over NYC at 1000′, unless landing or taking off.

  10. Herpy-DerpKenobi says:

    “You have should have listen to me?” Even if red had tried to listen to green, he probably “would have not have understand” him.

  11. deepintheheart says:

    All the really cool kids attach cameras to kites.

  12. fakeemail@myballs.com says:

    listened*

  13. Brandon says:

    “A few hours later- I was walking down the road and these ballons came out of nowhere. Oh look a free camera!”

  14. Johnny Hammerstix says:

    Several people in NYC just went searching for a free camera

  15. suepoo121 says:

    The real fail is thinking you’re going to hit a plane at only 1000′ feet.

  16. mad_mad_river says:

    Heh.
    Brooklyn.
    Lost camera.
    If found, please call or mail.
    Heh.

  17. Hanii Puppy says:

    Well, someone’s getting a free camera.

  18. Zer0_Boy says:

    They accidentally the grammar.

  19. Jack of all trades says:

    If the balloons are 1000 feet up and the camera is on 335 yards of line, then the camera is on the ground. 335 yards is 1005 feet.

    • Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

      Feet? Yards? I am You’re-a-peen and what is this?

    • Kim says:

      Maybe he meant the line broke?

    • --N says:

      Assuming the 335 yards of line are attached to the camera at one end and the balloons on the other. Seems more likely it was attached to the camera and balloons on one end and to something on the ground on the other. Of course, before long it was attached to the camera and balloons on one and and nothing on the other…

  20. babz8665 says:

    WTH is a ballon??????? (Geez….)


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