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Saw this six weeks ago in the snow fall of my Canadian winter.
So if I took an arrow in the knee now, would that mean my adventures would be over 6 weeks ago?
And do I have to start preparing for a loss of adventuring, just in case in 6 weeks an arrow will hit me in the knee?
Nope.
CHUCK TESTA
YOU HAVE TO TURN THE BOX ON FIRST. You can’t go back any further than the invention of the box.
1) Turn on Skyrim.
2) leave the room immediately.
3) Come back in six weeks, and start playing.
4) six weeks previously, the police will find you dead of six weeks playing Skyrim backwards.
5) something something.
6) PROFIT.
I couldn’t get through that movie. It just felt uncomfortable.
Is this where memes go to die?
These are not the deaths you are looking for.
They are already dead by this stage. That smell? That’s them.
Oh sorry, let me close the door to my basement.
Only if it’s a Falmer arrow.
lmao nice lol arrowplusknee I too love that
phrase lol >>an arrow in the knee…
I always was an adventure perse lol ;-D
I can’t find this on Wikipedia.
Then put it in there. Geez, what kind of internet citizen are you?
THE BEST KIND.
English.
Touche.
Well, the French are still the losers in the big picture. Excellent point.
Agreed. The French are pussies.
Frenchies and pussies both end in -ies. You can’t explain that!
The wife of Napoleon did this, she was born Austrian.
His second one, Marie Louise.
Wrong, Marie Louise ends in -ise.
*bites PoM into the knee*
Bit tricky today – Wikipedia’s joined the anti-SOPA protest.
^This
Poll:
What clearing any snow forms your dish?
Mér finnst gott að nudda reisn minn í snjónum
snow fun fail
Wow, biggalicious, wow.
OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH RELATIVITY WHAT IS TV?
IT’S A DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOW AS TUBERCULOSIS IN WHICH YOU BLEED FROM YOUR PORES AND HALLUCINATE.
*TUVERCULOSIS
Haha. You all fail. The fail of this failbook is that it’s “DirecTV”, not DirectTV.
Suckers
So THAT’S the fail here! I get it!!
“TV” = “Transitive Verb”, a part of the English language that requires a direct object, as opposed to “intransitive verbs” which require no objects.
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You’re welcome.
Talking to yourself again, Steve?
The Doctor’s great secret is that the Heart of the TARDIS is really just a DVR satellite dish.
Is that, the one question that have never been answered, and when that question is answered, silence will fall?
Since we are not on the fields of Trenzalor, where no creature can speak falsely or refuse to answer, I choose not to answer your question.
Someone doens’t know what quantum physics is.
Poll:
What do you know, now that Wikipedia is black?
I now know (because Wikipedia is black) that turtles are blue and the sky is slow.
Sounds more like you’re overmedicated to me.
That the Rayleigh Criterion states that the wavelength is related to the resolution by:
R=0.61λ/nsin(a)
Therefore, comparing light and electron microscopy we get:
LIGHT (λ=300 nm) → R=0.61×300/0.1= 1830 nm (1.83 μm)
ELECTRON (λ=1 nm) → R=0.61×1/0.1= 6.1 nm
And therein lies the problem with call center agents who are bound to the script (and the “QC” agents who force them into those scripts even when the script is wrong.)
Schrodinger’s Satellite?
B.oys that can explain quantum mechanics are so hawt!
Well u bettir koul tehm doun wif a glazz of wurter
*squirter
I like how you’re thinking.
*squirtle
That post doesn’t actually relate to quantum mechanics. My pants would be happy to explain why.
Thing is, all of DirecTV’s calls are routed through PRC in Miami, FL (I should know, I worked there at one point), so they aren’t experiencing snowfall. And here’s the thing about Miamians; we don’t know JACK about snow. Srsly. Is a hurricane messing up your reception? Ask us. For snow fall, sorry, you’re screwed. :p
I want to make a clever Dexter reference that also relates to the thing being discussed, but I’m not clever enough.
What does DVR playback have to with the satellite dish? If it was an issue with the satellite dish then all content would be affected?
Sounds like the response a typical IT person, mechanic, plumber, etc. would give. “Oh, you’ve been having problem X!? That’s because you/nature did Y yesterday! Oh, you’ve had the problem for months before that? Well, that is because Y happened yesterday!” Lazy people…. what ever they can do to get out of work or taking responsibility for something.
Have to deal with it all the time. Called a plumber the other day because my shower goes from boiling hot to freezing cold in 2 seconds and this has happened for months. “Oh, its because of the shower head you have on here!” I put it on last week. “Nope, its the shower head!” Get the BSOD on my work computer regularly for a few weeks. “OH, its because you downloaded a file that was too big yesterday!” (No joke). Opened the tower up myself and the MOBO had a popped capacitor….
One can only laugh.
hahaha smart arse … she obviously knows something more about the snow and the time travel than the rest of us …she knows.
I might have a comment about DTV’s customer service, but they no-showed 3 times when scheduled to install the equipment.
:I I was once told by my cell phone provider that my issue with retaining a signal was the many fields of soybeans that decorate my home state— yes. Soy beans. They interfered with the towers, apparently. They aren’t even the tallest crop we’ve got out here. . .
Maybe they were talking about TV snow and not flakes of snow outside? That could be the fail…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_wrong_type_of_snow
Wiki got this one right!
Actually, the dvr was ALWAYS working right. They only told you it was not working so that you could clean the snow, thus making it work right. So in other words, you cleaned the snow because of what they told you, and they told you because they know that you must have cleaned the snow since your dvr WAS working. In other words, the advice of cleaning the snow travels in a time loop that has no beginning or end. And what do we call such time loops? WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY