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Ads to Promote Reading by the Milwaukee Public Library

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  1. goes like this says:

    I don’t get it.

  2. Johann says:

    This is a great point to show how bad SOPA/PIPA are: The Milwaukie Public Library could be sued fir IP infringement because of this really good PR campaign.

  3. El says:

    What I love about this is it isn’t helping the “internet” problems! 1. after you read a good book you will more than likely get on facebook and post a status about the book. 2. You will get on youtube after finishing the book to post a vlog about it that no one will watch.(but it makes you feel better on the inside to talk to yourself knowing that 1 or 10 readers out there will find your message “touching”) 3. You will tweet multiple updates about this book and then get the *^#& over it!

  4. j says:

    are these real??

  5. Pіесе оf Mіnd says:

    Poll:
    Where did you learn to read books?

  6. ElvisBundy says:

    BUT I CAN NOT READ!

  7. vidjit says:

    This post is #winning

  8. Sean says:

    I love my home town.

  9. Aponymous says:

    The comments on this site give me an erection. Prove me wrong.

    • Decent Shark Bait says:

      But I kept my anti-erection-caps-locks on the whole time! SEEEE?!?>!?!?!?!?11111!!?!?!?11

    • Seth says:

      I walked into your house and your mom was naked with your grandpa and they were both eating something brown out of the toilet because their legs had been burned off in a fire and it was the only food they could get trying to walk around on burned stump legs because they were so short.

    • Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

      (8)(O)

  10. bilbo bobbins says:

    This is so stupid. The day of the book is dead and anyone that wastes time on some lame *written* story should be eliminated by natural selection.

    I mean people evolved from cave paintings, right? We need to stop being so hung up on people reading books. There’s other forms of entertainment and books are just way too lame to be around much longer. I want to punch every dork I see on a bus or at the airport buried in a book. Hopefully they won’t be around much longer.

    • Aaron says:

      Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Yeah, you’re the reason that will actually come to pass.

      Do I like to play video games? Yes. Do I love to watch movies? Yes. Do I spend way too much time watching TV every day? You better believe it. Do I love to read a good book? Hell yes, and it will come before the previous 3 every time should it be good enough.

    • BigDan715 says:

      I really hope you’re just trolling…because if you’re serious then YOU are the reason I secretly hope SOPA passes and destroys the internet so retards like you will crawl out of your parent’s basement and get a life.

      • BigDan715 says:

        The above is directed at Bilbo not Aaron. Sorry for double post it looks like I’m trashing Aaron and I’m not.

    • A Sconnie says:

      I’m guessing this is sarcasm. The username is based on a literary character. Though they have been made into movies, Bilbo is a relatively minor character in LOTR, and I think the average prole who just saw the films wouldn’t be inspired to borrow his name and change it to sound like a spool of thread (sewing, another fading pastime).

  11. Madds says:

    I love milwaukee…clever library PR staff, and we have cats with 22+ toes!!

  12. deepintheheart says:

    m0dtrolololol b.ooks starts with b.o

    • Pіесе оf Mіnd says:

      :-D

    • moms; they don't love you like i love you - Didn't Forget Pоlаnd says:

      I feel like Aaron is picking these submissions with the intent of seeing how many people will fall for it. And if that’s so, I’d like to give him a round of applause.

      “Let’s do a dance for the computer genius man!”

  13. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    What’s a milwaukee? We don’t have this in Europe.

  14. This is pretty clever actually

  15. Molly says:

    YES, PLEASE!!!

  16. BigDan715 says:

    Slogan should be “You’re in Milwaukee…what else are you going to do?”

  17. ReadABookOrSomething says:

    Please note this is the same library where a librarian said (and I quote) “You can’t just walk into a library and expect to check a book out on the same day.”

    • publicbiblio says:

      I’m guessing they meant “You can’t just walk into a library and expect to check out a CURRENT BESTSELLER on the same day.” Which, if course, is correct, since public libraries are still really really popular. However, you come to my library, I’ll make sure you leave with several books – if you want – and books you’ll actually like – not just books that someone who bought your books also bought. It’s my job: I’m a librarian. (Let the moronic flaming begin).

    • A Sconnie says:

      When I first got my card I believe they also told me that you have to wait to check out items. Given the crime rate in Milwaukee, it’s kind of understandable. It might not deter all theft, but it gives them time to check your info to make sure it isn’t fake. Otherwise, someone could walk in, give fake contact info, check out some DVDs, and either keep them or pawn them. I’m sure it’s happened. Books are probably less of a problem in this respect, but I’m sure it’s easier to have a standard policy.

  18. Shorty says:

    PIRACY!! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

  19. Milwaukee_Livr says:

    *That awkward moment when you live in Milwaukee* O_O

  20. deadnotsleeping says:

    I totally want these on tshirts.

  21. katscratch says:

    hahahaha.

    I applaud you, Milwaukee Public Library. Well played.

  22. entoman says:

    I like the idea behind these adds, but isn’t this a violation of trademarking laws? Not that I know much about trade marking, so I’m probably wrong but…

  23. Jіbble with an i says:

    this?

  24. Jіbble with an i says:

    how bout dis

  25. lulz says:

    who reads nowadays?

  26. jeff says:

    Not sure if they’re in more than one place around town, but I’ve seen most of these while driving on 894. I noticed them, so I guess they’re effective.


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