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  1. Rob says:

    I’d eat it if the meat was 100% pure Gungan

  2. Fudge says:

    lol…France

  3. Billyb0b says:

    It’s just the Phantom Menace people, no reason to get excited.

  4. Ackbar says:

    It’s a trap

  5. Pіесе оf Mіnd says:

    Burger Poll:
    What do you like your burger meat of?

  6. totalidiot says:

    PRINCESS LEIA TACO WIN. Pure genius.

  7. JimiDragon says:

    Served by Ewoks?

  8. Pretzelcoatl, god of knotted baked goods says:

    I have a bad feeling about this …

  9. ERROR 404 says:

    After careful consideration and reflection upon the multi-crosscultural implications in this post, I have come to one basic conclusion and that is :
    Nom, nom. nom.

  10. millenseed says:

    “Darth Vador”. Lol

    • Theoriok says:

      It does not say “Darth Vador”, it says “Dark Vador”, which is the name used in the French translations of the movies, probably for pronounciation reasons.

  11. Greg says:

    I ate the Blackjack Taco from Taco Bell, what’s the big deal about a black burger?

  12. lauritius says:

    Well, if they are serving black buns and white buns now, that offers a whole new spectrum of possible burger themes – and variations of sandwiches and…. stop me, right here!

  13. john says:

    Ah those silly Belgians :D

  14. Dash Vader says:

    Cheeseburgers WILL do fine.

  15. Vault Boy says:

    Those comments are full of win!

  16. YS says:

    Perhaps the only way to market rye bread.

  17. I am that guy says:

    What’s France?

  18. Christopher says:

    Knowing full well its a dyed bun, it still does not look all that tasty. Furthermore, Carrie Fisher played Leia Organia in the Star Wars movies in the 1970′s/80′s. What we call a fashion issue today was high style back then. Time, technology, and fashion has changed in the 30+ years since the original Star Wars movie came out. In truth, we see things in “Episode 1″ that not only do they not appear in the originals, but it would not have been possible to do such things back then. To add them to the originals requires remastering the originals (which has been done to a limited extent).

    The burger looks bad. Carrie Fisher was considered an idol in her day. Times change. Move forward.

    • Ravenix says:

      Carrie did hate that hairdo though. She says so in her autobiography ;)

    • OLUT says:

      Agreed. Princess Leia dressed a lot better than real princesses we have these days. I’ve never seen Leia wear a Stargåte – toilet seat on her head like that guest wore at Prince William’s wedding.

      Although it might have made more sense if they just made the hamburger buns look like Princess Leia’s bun hairstyle.

  19. The Boss says:

    What I don’t get is why they are showing the phantom menace in 3d, and not the original trilogy.

  20. Paw says:

    * Black me up, Scotty

    * To blackly go where no bun has gone before

    * Black KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    I could do this all day

  21. Ninja please! says:

    Piccolo: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds

  22. bige2035r says:

    The reason people are hesitant to try the black burger is because it is against human nature. Part of our evolution is to avoid purple or black food because it usually means it’s spoiled. The more you know!

    • Gravey says:

      Blackberries are black, and varieties of turnips, radishes, carrots, and eggplants are purple, which doesn’t seem to stop anyone eating them.

      You get more hesitation if you try colouring food blue than with black or purple (with foods like blueberries not actually being all that blue).

      • Hippo says:

        You had be up until eggplant, I’ve never tasted anything a disgusting in my entire life and despite several times people have gotten me to eat it again in various preparation methods, it remains to me a completely inedible food.

  23. Kilian says:

    They have (almost) completely black bread(in Germany at least) that is quite significantly healthier in every imaginable way than white bread. Maybe they have somethign related for these burgers.
    WHATEVER I WANT OEN EVEN IF IT KILS ME LOL

  24. YouWouldNotLikeMe says:

    It’s more marketing than food now.

  25. punkrockmohawk says:

    Hmmm… a hot wad of meat wedged between two black buns…

    … nope, too easy.

  26. green says:

    Holy bananas, I’m getting a stomach ache just looking at it. Are people actually going to eat this? Do people even care what about what they eat anymore? Bleh.

  27. msgman says:

    IT’S A TRAP!!

  28. PaperflowersFTW says:

    Maybe it’s just darkened Pumpernickel? That stuff’s pretty dark already. Add some food coloring and badda-boom.

  29. Name says:

    I feel a great disturbance in my stomach…

  30. geraintwd says:

    Shut up and take my colon!

  31. Deadern says:

    I have a dream that one day black buns and white buns can be served in fast-food restaurants and that no one would be trolling about it.

    Just wonder why they didn’t made yoda’s burger green …

  32. Wait what says:

    but Darth Vader was still a kid in Phantom Menace…

  33. CosplayHoratio says:

    I wonder if the Darth Burgers Buns are made with Squid Ink to make it black and edible?

  34. Star Wars Girl says:

    Am I the only one that noticed it should be Darth Maul not Darth Vader?

  35. AnitJokeChicken says:

    About this time last year a healthy 14 year old died after eating at Quick. No wonder they’re going for the gimmicks.

  36. mathelete says:

    Anyone notice Matt(the second commenter)’s profile pic?

  37. ɫɦɛ βø ʝɑɳɠɭɛʂ says:

    Y U FOREIGN FAST FOOD COMPANIES NO COME TO MERICA????? BUT MERICAN FAST FOODS GOES THERE??????

  38. Fudge says:

    If you didn’t catch it, the post referenced France. I made no mention of any federation.

    But anyway, the French suck. Have a good day!

  39. darthmart says:

    If you didn’t catch it, the post referenced Belgium, not France.

  40. Fudge says:

    Gosh. Ok.

    The burgers will debut in in Quick restaurants throughout France on January 31…’

    ‘…Despite being in French

    …and I’ll reiterate; the French suck.

    I hope this helps.

  41. The Game says:

    I’ll have to agree with you that the French are actually pretty great. I have one question for you though, since you’re all women, how do you breed?

  42. Fudge says:

    I’m 25. My days are numbered. But I’m tickled by your optimism.

    And yes, I know at least one or two (I think), and they are just the worst. Absolutely terrible in every way imaginable. I get le chills merely thinking abøut it. Have a good day!

  43. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    As a random Austrian I agree to that random Merkun’s comment.

    France sucks. That’s a fact. Just look at Sarkozy and Merkel. lol

    Just kidding, no offense, France doesn’t suck…

    French people suck.

    *runs for his life*

  44. MarimbaLady says:

    I personally hated France. I was there for like 2 days and in that time, our tires were slashed, our car was keyed, and not a single person was friendly. The food was worth it though…

  45. Torchy says:

    LOL you are one crazy funny man fudge.

  46. Fudge says:

    *in in goose

  47. Theoriok says:

    that second “French” does not refer to the country but to the language, which is spoken in parts of Belgium, Switzerland and Canada, amongst others. So really there is equal mentioning of Belgium and France.

  48. ɫɦɛ βø ʝɑɳɠɭɛʂ says:

    im sorry but i drink alot of bleach….ALOT did you say the french suck? Cause

    THE FRENCH ARE RETARDS

  49. Fudge says:

    Heya, Torchster! I sometimes enjoy a cheap ride between the lines is all. I am a fan of Earth and most many of its people.

  50. deepintheheart says:

    My friend’s grandmother from Belgium used to say that they were the ‘clean’ French.

  51. Fudge says:

    The Belgians aren’t nearly as fun to pick on.

  52. Belgian says:

    I think Fudge is right on this..
    Quick is Belgian
    But the Dark burger is served in France restaurant only. We always have different burgers in Belgium and in France from this franchise.

  53. Arch says:

    I’m a man for one, and i’ll f*ck them all if i have to ;)

  54. Nicolas says:

    Welcome to the 21st century. No one here considers that women are inferior to men, so your joke falls a bit flat. Better luck in 1950? If you’re still referring to Chirac’s refusal to follow Bush Jr. to Iraq like a good doggy like Tony Blair did, guess what? Everybody now knows that he was right, that all evidence against Saddam Husseyn (being a support of Al Qaeda or piling up WMDs) were made-up and that therefore the official reasons were plain lies. You’d know that if you had watched something else than Faux News in the last 8 years…

  55. Billyb0b says:

    I just surprised a French person could string that many words together.

  56. Torchy says:

    I know you do. One day I am going to buy the seat beside you.

  57. Theoriok says:

    the Dark Vador is served in France only, the Dark Burger and the Jedi Burger will come to Belgian Quicks as well.

  58. Brendon says:

    feed the trolls more?

  59. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    Caution! My comment maybe doesn’t make any sense!

  60. Mr Mouss says:

    No, that’s ok. I’m french and i think those australians people are weird. At least, we invented the first looking-burned burger ! Go back surfing please… ;)

    Caution ! My english is maybe very poor !

  61. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    ICWUDT

    Bon chose!


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