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If Condition Lasts Longer Than Four Hours, Push Them Out of Your Chair

funny facebook fails - If Condition Lasts Longer Than Four Hours, Push Them Out of Your Chair

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  1. arrowplusknee - Teh Guard of tha Interwebz says:

    I rather ask my doctor ab.out the side effects of taking an arrow in my knee.

  2. Pіесе оf Mіnd says:

    Poll:
    How to ask your doctor without getting of your ass?

  3. ɫɦɛ βø ʝɑɳɠɭɛʂ says:

    Beandip

  4. ɫɦɛ βø ʝɑɳɠɭɛʂ says:

    whenw ill the moddes let me in again? idk but im gonna post till they do.

  5. ɫɦɛ βø ʝɑɳɠɭɛʂ says:

    *walks away in shame punching genitals*

  6. required says:

    It’s not like I went to Spain.

  7. Phoenix says:

    All I read out of that the first time was “getting off” and “ass”. True story.

  8. Dave says:

    I’m surprised no one asked Leigh Ann what she’s doing in the kitchen making sammiches while having the audacity to wonder whether or not we care if she’s sitting down!


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