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Better Than an Arrow to the Knee

funny facebook fails - Better Than an Arrow to the Knee

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  1. Schluppy says:

    Snake Plissken took an arrow to the knee before it was cool

  2. verare says:

    I used to be a something scr3w it ajdfi;abauvnaerkln klnflkaenr vnfv

  3. verare says:

    Magic bungle hippo kfji jeinv irjjri

  4. verare says:

    Why do you hate your comment section so much cheznet?

  5. verare says:

    This is actually a pretty funny site at times. but seriously, scrw you m0ds!

  6. Kitten says:

    Neither sentence is punctuated properly. Two proper sentences follow.
    “I used to be a _____. Then I took a ______ to the ______.”
    “I used to be a _____, but then I took a ______ to the ______.”

  7. deepintheheart says:

    I used to be interested, but then I DGAF.

  8. arrowplusknee - Teh Guard of tha Interwebz says:

    Huh what? someone said my name?

  9. moms; they don't love you like i love you - Didn't Forget Pоlаnd says:

    I’ll be completely honest– I don’t understand the first person’s joke. Can someb.ody who is NOT a moran explain it?

  10. moms; they don't love you like i love you - Didn't Forget Pоlаnd says:

    I’ll be completely honest– I don’t understand the fi.rst person’s joke. Can someb.ody who is NOT a moran explain it?

    • Corey says:

      First, An audiophile is a person who has a great interest in high-fidelity sound reproduction, secondly a bassline is a part of a song that is comprised of low notes. The implication is that a person lost his hearing listening to dubstep, thus can no longer be an audiophile.

    • eorltheyoung says:

      The original (“I was an adventurer too, until I took an arrow to the knee”) is something NPC guards say to the player in the game “Skyrim”. The joke is a play on that.
      Corey is just fail

  11. darwin6 says:

    These jokes used to be funny, but then… wait, they were never funny.

    • Pretzelcoatl, god of knotted baked goods says:

      Comments like yours trying to make a play on the “arrow in the knee” jokes in order to insult them were never funny either.

  12. wtfuzuck says:

    I used to take arrows to the knee. Then I paid attention in Skyrim and realized the guard actually says “arrow IN the knee”.

  13. CSPAM says:

    I used to be a knight who said things, but then I took an arrow in the ni.

  14. Fake Name says:

    It’s bad enough this joke is so tired. Can’t you at least use the correct preposition? “IN the knee.”

  15. greenknight says:

    *think not thing….dammit can I ever stop making that mistake typing?


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