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UPDATE: Well, this got popular in a hurry. Seems it was shared all over the internet (with no credit, natch) including on the Facebook page of the delightful Mr. George Takei. Thanks for sharing!

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  1. Thomas says:

    Old copy pasta is old.

    • Fudge says:

      Your comment holds no worth…poll:

      Is that an A♥ron original???

      • Aaron says:

        HI GUYS! Yeah, it’s my screencap, but not my joke at all. A friend told me about it, and I thought it was funny so I posted it on Facebook. Figured why not use it here! Didn’t actually see it anywhere else, but it is oldsauce, and I hope it’s going around – it’s funny! (I did some other sites post this image today, though, without sourcing. Tricksy little hobbitses…)

  2. Aior says:

    FIRST!

    (But this was awesome)

  3. Pіесе оf Mіnd says:

    Poll:
    Was this because of funny, or because of Aaron?

  4. pawnhandler says:

    I’m glad Aaron only hit his face on the keyboard once! If he’d done so repeatedly, we might end up with four volumes of utter crap.

  5. moms; they don't love you like i love you - Didn't Forget Pоlаnd says:

    ICWUDT

  6. Glide says:

    Gotta say, that was well set up. Very nice, made me smile.

  7. JP says:

    how many of these are we going to see on this site? One more in /vote/

  8. deepintheheart says:

    *waves hello to Aaron*

  9. Tim says:

    Can these stop getting posted?

  10. The Village Idiot says:

    *starts slow clap

  11. New001 says:

    This is the third or fourth version of this I’ve seen, I could have sworn I’d seen it here before…

  12. Steve says:

    I could have sworn I’d seen it here before…
    Well, it was posted only four hours ago, so I doubt it.

  13. T says:

    It was done by Robert on the Art of Trolling already…but then again this isn’t the first repost to find its way on the first page.

  14. TechnoBrit says:

    I thought this was cool but then I saw his profile picture. What a tw@t.

  15. wut says:

    Literally crying with laughter here. Excellent set up.

  16. livestock says:

    I don’t even understand…

  17. Kyle says:

    oh my god, this is so stupid….

  18. Bumblebee says:

    I irrevocably love Aaron.

  19. Benji says:

    This was funny when I saw it on Tumblr months ago. Then again, I don’t expect originality here or on Facebook.

    • Pretzelcoatl, god of knotted baked goods says:

      We’re glad to have met your expectations. Next time, submit it here as soon as you see it.

    • MzelleRicaine says:

      Go cry, Emokid.

      • Benji says:

        Seriously, the best you can do is quote the name of another Cheezburger site? Wow, to lock horns with someone who matches your wit is truly an honour.

        All I am trying to point out is that someone posted this on Tumblr months back (and they probably weren’t original in doing it). Now this Aaron fellow has just posted the same thing on his Facebook page and it’s suddenly the funniest thing.

        Given how rabidly Cheezburger fans seem to jump on reposts or old jokes, I find it odd this one is getting so much acclaim.

  20. Nikolai says:

    It’s funny cos it’s true.

  21. aeolus25 says:

    And THAT is how Stephanie Mayer wrote her books (explains her large head.)

  22. mal7798 says:

    This time I appear to be the only one who hasn’t a clue to what this one means. Slam your face on the keyboard… nothing is coming to me.

  23. Thanatopsis says:

    I know that last part is from Twilight but I don’t get why this is funny

    • Davo says:

      It implies the writer smashed her face on her keyboard to write the book.

      • Jonah says:

        Or it implies that they accidentally hit ctrl+v while mashing the keyboard and it exposes that they had part of the novel in their clipboard… I’m with most people, I found this highly confusing

  24. Dawn says:

    ^^^THAT just made it funnier.

  25. w_t_h_waz_that? says:

    Ummmmmhmmmmmm………xp

  26. brent says:

    76y98ii5r98i0

    also – the author of that joke had a copy of Twilight to hand. Just saying.

  27. LUMBER JACK says:

    copied it, just cos it made me laugh. And everyone will think I’m so original

  28. teeko says:

    who cares if anything is original. Some of us may not have seen a thing before.
    There really is nothing to be proud of about living on the internet so much that you actually know where something originated, especially given how quickly a phrase or picture spreads.
    If it’s funny let us enjoy it. Geezwhiz

  29. vavact says:

    What is that text with the vampire? Movie / book / tv show?

  30. Bobby Joe! says:

    Once again, the first person’s last name is gone, but not those of the other people!!!!! That still makes no sense at all!!!!!

  31. itwasadarkandstormynight says:

    Finally, something about Twilight makes sense!

  32. WlMP says:

    The word is dominant, not potent. Read twilight, pl0x.

  33. mal7798 says:

    I’m sorry, but what on Earth does this mean?

    • Whee says:

      That the twilight books were written by Stephanie Myers banging her head on a keyboard, but phrased more cleverly than that.

  34. Whee says:

    Why does Failbook feel like they own everything that’s posted here? First of all, it’s not your content, it’s user-generated. Secondly, you guys post stuff without credit allllll the time. Sometimes it’s even things like comics and illustrations, and you slap your stupid signature at the bottom.

    Just because you’re propagating something, doesn’t mean you own it.

    Hypocrites.

  35. Yoda says:

    Type my name with my toe, I will:
    hykxdsa

  36. MzelleRicaine says:

    … “with no credit, natch.” … Maybe people would be more keen to credit ichc if there weren’t ALL those effing annoying “share me on facebook!” popups.

    Sulu > Whiny ichc modos. ALWAYS.


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