I think this post, the first of our 2011 Top 5, can best be described using the following equation:
(Junk Food + Video Games) x Trolling = Internet Great Success
SKYRIM MARATHON!
BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!
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Copy & paste this:
wtf this sucks this wasn’t even real
Hence the word “Trolling” in the description…
“Here, have a Snickers Bar. You get cranky when you’re hungry.” ©
As if that’s the important factor in the quality of a post.
Imma go with, Don’t Care; Liked Anyway.
Of course it’s not real! Who the hell stops to give picture updates when they’re marathoning?
Apparently you have never experienced a Skyrim loading screen….
The fast travel is safer, but not any faster.
o’course it’s not real, it’ role playin’ man! ^^
What are you talking about? it is sooo real. Somebody might be really sick or have DIED and you don’t even care about how funny it is. How can you be such a monster?
IT IS REAL AND IT IS SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY THE BLOOD.
*checks previous in the top 10″.
Oh! I see, they’re being rated on length, not quality.
This explains a lot.
Ryan’s List of his Favorite Failbook Comments:
10. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Piece of Mind.
9. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Pres.
8. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Deepintheheart.
7. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you m;tdlylily.
6. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Jibble.
5. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Dan.
4. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you PoD.
3. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Lolly.
2. Ryan Waxx: Fvck you Drongo;.
1. m;dtlylily: Fvck you Ryan.
See? That’s the height of concise communications!
But you got one thing wrong.
I usually chop off the person’s name. Can’t have them thinking they rate more than 8 letters, can we?
tl;dr
Too bad.
If you’d have read it, you would have realized i said “eight” letters not seven.
hey what ab.out me </3
Die.
TL DR
but in the end turned out to be quite a nice troll. i say 67%
that bonecutter knife is pretty obvious trolling though
Americans…
Does it really count as trolling if it was stolen from a joke site (watermark edited out and everything) where it was originally presented as a joke?
Y / N (circle one)
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^win
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(ı) *giggles*
this was the worst post of the year
Hey! He stole my controller! And cut off the wire! WHY’D YOU DO IT, MIKE?! WHY?!
I like how Jeremy has the same FB picture as Greg:
http://failbook.failblog.org/tag/phoenix-wright/
Anyone notice that the pic of the guy jeremy is the same one in the post about being in the computer lab but was busted and confronted about being on xbox live?
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/09/funny-facebook-fails-classic-final-argument/#comments
in this one though its greg
He wouldn’t have to restart his after the xbox red ringed.
Wow 12? Hes a real badass, if he was gona lie at least make it look like youre not 10 years old…
.. then he took an arrow to the knee?
:gtfo:
Dr. Pepper and Monster? Really? Noob.
Somebody give this guy a skyrim job
With WTF kind of “marathon” do you expect to have any success with that tiny amount of junk food? if it’s to be a marathon, you’ll need at least 3 large pizzas or more than 1kg of potato chips, plus at least a sixpack of Monster either way.
That doesn’t even count as a snack to my stomach, three large pizzas? try 4 party sized, a 12 pack of monster, a cabinet full of doritos and potato chips. Now THAT’S a snack.
Biggest fail: The controller.
Troll Level: 6
Point deductions for unqualified amount of food for a marathon; Skyrim requires at least two party sized pizzas, 2 12 packs of Monster, a family sized bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, 3 bags of the fun sized Wonka and assorted Hershey candy bars, 3 12 packs of Dr. Pepper and about 2 bags of the family sized skittles bags.
That’s for a marathon though. It’s what got my best friend through his marathon without taking a knife through the leg bone.