I would travel through time and space until I find the Doctor, then I would become his new companion, and then we would travel through time and space together in his TARDIS (time and relative dimension in space), all the while going on adventures and saving entire planets from destruction.
I’d go back in time and put my finger in your butt hole then make you smell my finger before the first time I done it.
I used to be a time adventurer…then I took a time warping arrow in my future knee
I took a time warping finger in my butthole, so I had to quit adventuring myself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
What’s over there?
Pedobear… o.o
Philosoraptor
arrows aimed at your knees
That happened on a Futurama episode O.o Anyone seen it????
A Pharaoh to Remember
I didn’t think my ripped off joke would make failbook. To be fair, the episode didn’t involve time travel.
Poll:
Where’d you time travel?
Over there.
I’d go back in time and give some condoms to the Biebers, the Blacks, and any other thirteen year old singers.
*singers parents.
That’s racis….wait, what?
To a time where the first arrow ever was forged, then ‘take care’ of the smith and live happily ever after with healthy knees.
first arrows where made of stone
wassyo point?
Friday, October 8, 2010. 11:36 PM.
inb4 “I don’t get the joke so I am yelling that they didn’t use slaves.”
you saved my life. no not really
I first read “time machine” as time machete….I wonder what you could do with that..
“If you spend your whole life carving some guys toe, you are going to remember him!” – Bender
I would travel through time and space until I find the Doctor, then I would become his new companion, and then we would travel through time and space together in his TARDIS (time and relative dimension in space), all the while going on adventures and saving entire planets from destruction.
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey