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lulz
You forgot to censor Stephen King’s name.
You forgot to cen
A Stephen King self submission? This creates more questions than it answers.
Just like his recent bоoks!
you forgot to take an arrow in your knee
I used to b
facedesk
Mr. King, that’s the point! You already have!
You for
You
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
Just STFU, impostor!
fake, gay, etc
Owned!
Poll:
If Stephen is King, what is his monarchy?
King-dom?
Or is it Stephendom? Damn I just can’t decide
I was thinking along the lines of Land of the Amazon…
*børders
More like king-dome
It’s funny because s.k. wrote a book called ‘under the dome’
i see what you did there…
No, that’s an alias for Colbert Nation.
^this
^das
The hospital?
I see and love what you did there. <3
He is Sofa King Cool!
It’d probably be a ‘King’-dom Hospital.
The twist is that it was a representative democracy all along.
more like a tirany that is.
rule by tiramisu?
Nice try, kid
He rules the Nation of the Imagii.
Fuc King
Castle Rock, Maine
Lesbians.
Gilead.
Gilead was destroyed by the good man, Farson.
I know this is more than likely fake, but I got a good laugh out of it xD
After a quick look into his facebook page, I actually found the profile pic used here:O
Could be legit!
Don’t f**k with the master.
The comments on here are weird as hell. Back to standard Memebase for me
Asha uses all.
(dont worry if you dont get it)
Another one rides the bus.
Stephen King, king of the trolls. Who live under a bridge in a small town in Maine.
We all float down here….
Yikes! I’d forgotten all about that creepy book and creepy movie.
and when you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!
“Who live under a bridge in a small town in Maine.”
I somehow read this in the melody of the spongebob theme. ^^
Same here, odd.
Heheh! Me too!
Did anyone else sing the last sentence to the Spongebob theme?
*looks up*
… yup.
i read it to the Hotel California chorus
comments há!
swear fail
Huh. Must have just finished Under the Dome.
It wasn’t THAT bad… At least not worse than The Cell.
You mean Cell?
Sell? I thought the comment section was ad-free?
I liked Cell
Steve is my hero.
If this is genuine, there is only one expression that describes this:
AL CAPWNED.
Can’t tell if friend being a troll…
or Stephen King not being amused.
I like to think he’s the kind of guy who would say that.
^ This
Most likely, one of the movies made the boy wet his pants, or have nightmares.
Non m.oderaeped version:
Most likely, one of the movies made the b.oy wet his pants, or have nightmares.
Or maybe he saw Maximum Overdrive or The Langoliers.
Because that’s what I said when i watched those stankbombs.
^ This
It’s not his “official fan page’s” picture, but this could be old who knows. Probably a friend being a troll though.
1408. I believe it’s in Everything’s Eventual. Read it.
Probably Todd Bowden after King blew his cover
O hai
Actually this was probably fall out from his “Twilight was about how important it is to have a boyfriend” quote. And I’d like to believe that this submission is real.
I am noticing a severe lack of Drongo in this comment section.
asdf
Hmm, try this…
asdfZing!
I have a hard time believing that SK would over use commas as demonstrated in that sentence.
Being as, you know, every book he’s ever written is a #1 NY Times best seller, he clearly knows how to write.
No, that’s correct comma usage. When you address somebody, you put commas around their name.
Actually, there should be an additional comma between the words “you” and “too”. For that reason, I hope that Mr. King did not write the comment in question.
Why on earth would that bother you? They pay editors to do that job for a reason. Writers need to be creative artists, not grammar nazis.
I hope it was SK.
come on, its true, no fake.
all notbelivers: f*ck off
SK, you sure don’t know how to use proper capitalization, punctuation or spelling.
Come* on.* It’s* true;* not* fake.
All* nonbelievers*: F*ck* off!*
(my computer is now completely out of asterisks).
I entered a comment shortly after this appeared commenting that I thought it was a WIN. How interesting that it never appeared after it was “moderated.”
*slow clap* Bravo Stephen King, bravo.
I know it’s probably not, but oh god I hope this is real.