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Poll:
What is a cervix?
Nobody knows.
Nob.ody knows.
Some gross girl parts.
Wrong. Try again.
Part of the female reproductive anatomy.
The Leafs suck.
Thanks for that insightful comment. You are so witty.
I currently have an erection.
Wit sucks, but not as much as the Leafs.
You misspelt “Sens”.
In any case, I think we can all agree that the Flyers are the best team that hockey has ever seen.
FlyersBlackhawksFlyersBlackhawksPenguins.FlyersBlackhawksPenguinsVienna Capitals……just kidding…
I went down on this chick, and then when finished we were getting ready to have sex, and she goes “Do you want to wear a condom? I don’t care, but I do have HPV, so you might want to, but it’s totally up to you.”
I was like “Woman, whatever your name is, you should have told me that before I went down on you! Also, if you stop giving men the option, maybe you wouldn’t be crawling with STI’s. Condom, please.” Got my rocks off and kicked her out, I was so pissed. Never called or saw her again.
True story.
but WHO WAS STI?
Saint Timmy’s Inception?
Clearly her.
OBVIOUS FAIL IS INFECTED WITH FAIL.
Please get yourself some sex ed before you continue having sex.
You can’t get HPV in the oral tract.
Yes. Yes you can. It can cause oral cancer and has been found to be a cause for brutally devastating cancer of the esophagus and neck of both sexes. Seriously.
But you can get it IN YOUR MOUTH! *dramatic music*
There are 120+ kinds of HPV. 45% of 20-24 year olds in the USA are carriers of at least one strain. Only certain strains may cause cancer. It’s no big deal.
Oh and it’s type 16 and 18 that are linked to cervical cancer, according to wikipedia, and these are the only strains that the vaccine prevents.
Actually, the chances of getting HPV for young adults is appoximately 28% for each new sexual partner. If you have sex with more a couple of people, you should just assume you’ve had it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervix Here, boys. It’s not *that* complicated.
I masturbated after I read that. WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAN?
“Christopher Turk at your cervix.”
That was a Public Cervix Announcement?
It’s cervix with a smile!