Meh, this is only for certain places. Living in Japan, all (95%) of the ladies are slender all their lives. Plus, they make themselves look presentable every single time they step outside. It’s like heaven; so very, very many attractive women. Honestly, get some exercise and don’t eat like an animal. Then no problem. Men too, btw.
Japan’s society is set up in such a way that exercise is built into daily life – not something Americans have. Their food is also healthier/in smaller portions.
I have something to say to all the young girls out there. Come to my house. Appreciate my basement. Tell yourself that you will eventually escape, every day. Are you hungry? It’s irrelevant. I’m telling you this because you are going to get so, SO much hungrier over the next 12 years. Oh my god. I am going to r@pe you.
Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
You’re taking all the sunshine away
Making out like you’re the main line (I knew that)
‘Cause you’re a cool cat
Tapping on the toe with a new hat
Ooh just cruising
Driving along like the swing king
Feeling the beat of my heart huh!
Feeling the beat of my heart
Ooh you’re a cool cat
Coming on strong with all the chit chat
Ooh you’re alright
Hanging out and stealing all the limelight
Ooh messing with the beat of my heart yeah!
Ooh you used to be a mean kid
Ooh making such a deal of life
Ooh you were wishing and hoping and waiting
To really hit the big time
But did it happen? happen no!
You’re speeding to fast slow down
Slow down you’d better slow down slow down
You really know how to set the mood
And you really get inside the groove
Cool cat tapping on the toe with a new hat
Ooh just cruising
Driving along like the swing king
Feeling the beat of my heart
Feeling the beat of my heart yeah!
Feeling the beat of my heart
Can you feel it?
Feeling the beat of my heart
Feeling the beat of my heart
Ooh feeling feeling feeling
Feeling ev’ry feeling
HINT: The non-fat men think that fat women are disgusting. Sometimes, two wrongs don’t make a right. A lot of women these days would be sideshow attractions fifty years ago.
Young kids don’t understand that these trivial BS that they deal with on a daily basis is only temporary that by the time they become adults, it becomes nothing and life begins whereas there are more important things to worry about than trivial things. Like a job, a place to live, paying bills, etc.
I love Steamme. She makes my day, everyday. Every single one of you should be reading her blog right at this very moment instead of reading my comment.
Ok maybe not SOOO fat – but still most of us won’t ever get the figure from their teen years back.
What? No one wants my rolls anymore? *m0derated sad face goes here
No, we (the regulars) still do. *hugs the fat man*
*joins in hugging the
deliciousobese Jibbble*i will never deny your rolls
Where is the sauce?
Meh, this is only for certain places. Living in Japan, all (95%) of the ladies are slender all their lives. Plus, they make themselves look presentable every single time they step outside. It’s like heaven; so very, very many attractive women. Honestly, get some exercise and don’t eat like an animal. Then no problem. Men too, btw.
Japan’s society is set up in such a way that exercise is built into daily life – not something Americans have. Their food is also healthier/in smaller portions.
His name capitalization fail
Agreed!
We don’t all capitalize it. Especially not when taking it in vain.
Will you marry me,
Fudgemm?HAPPY FRIDAY, THUNDERCVNTS
OHAI HAPPY TODAY FUDGE!
HAPPY YESTERDAY, YOU NOODLES!
It’s funny because I was posting as you at the same time you were and we said kind of the same thing. Check back later for ^PROOF.
*vPROOF
I have something to say to all the young girls out there. Come to my house. Appreciate my basement. Tell yourself that you will eventually escape, every day. Are you hungry? It’s irrelevant. I’m telling you this because you are going to get so, SO much hungrier over the next 12 years. Oh my god. I am going to r@pe you.
*looks at gravatar with horror*
Inappropriate comment is disturbing.
*arousing
*sexy
Poll:
Are you young or fat? OR A GUY?
All of that.
Yes.
Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
You’re taking all the sunshine away
Making out like you’re the main line (I knew that)
‘Cause you’re a cool cat
Tapping on the toe with a new hat
Ooh just cruising
Driving along like the swing king
Feeling the beat of my heart huh!
Feeling the beat of my heart
Ooh you’re a cool cat
Coming on strong with all the chit chat
Ooh you’re alright
Hanging out and stealing all the limelight
Ooh messing with the beat of my heart yeah!
Ooh you used to be a mean kid
Ooh making such a deal of life
Ooh you were wishing and hoping and waiting
To really hit the big time
But did it happen? happen no!
You’re speeding to fast slow down
Slow down you’d better slow down slow down
You really know how to set the mood
And you really get inside the groove
Cool cat tapping on the toe with a new hat
Ooh just cruising
Driving along like the swing king
Feeling the beat of my heart
Feeling the beat of my heart yeah!
Feeling the beat of my heart
Can you feel it?
Feeling the beat of my heart
Feeling the beat of my heart
Ooh feeling feeling feeling
Feeling ev’ry feeling
Woes I Greek g. Ay peioke
*punches auto correct in genitals*
That
herthurt.Someone posted a good song on here? Whaddayaknow.
Both and three.
Exactly.
Poll:
Are you listening?
All you young girls take my shots.
For da herps?
I love it when fat men talk about how gross fat women are (I have no idea if this guy is fat, but most American men are, so its a safe assumption).
Fat guys: Just because you tell yourself that you arent as gross as fat women doesnt mean that you arent as gross as fat women.
uhh this was written by a woman, she’s a blogger named steamme upkid. i agree with what you say, but this isnt that situation
I realize that, but my comment was in response to all her “likes” and to all the inevitable “hehehehe fat women are gross”.
I’m a woman myself but I’m actually really muscular and not at all fat but I just get so sick of the double standard.
HINT: The non-fat men think that fat women are disgusting. Sometimes, two wrongs don’t make a right. A lot of women these days would be sideshow attractions fifty years ago.
You don’t like double standards, but happily toss around bigoted stereotypes? Are you really that worthless and awful of a person?
*Most* American men? Drop dead, you filthy, hatemongering, bigoted c****. The world would be a better place if you dropped dead.
Dude collin, that you?
That comment is by Steammeupkid. She has an awesome blog that absolutely everyone should read.
No, it doesn’t exist.
Young kids don’t understand that these trivial BS that they deal with on a daily basis is only temporary that by the time they become adults, it becomes nothing and life begins whereas there are more important things to worry about than trivial things. Like a job, a place to live, paying bills, etc.
Well, if they don’t learn to deal with trivial BS and get over themselves when they’re kids, they won’t do so well when the real stuff begins…
I love Steamme. She makes my day, everyday. Every single one of you should be reading her blog right at this very moment instead of reading my comment.
*steamed chicken
I am so much thinner than I was in my teen years, so you can’t generalise.
I have about the same figure – just a bit more curves than until about 18 years old.
We need to love ourselves, girls/women.
mmmmh..sauce Hollandaise..