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  1. Tina says:

    Ok maybe not SOOO fat – but still most of us won’t ever get the figure from their teen years back.

    • Jіbble with an i says:

      What? No one wants my rolls anymore? *m0derated sad face goes here

    • Ford says:

      Meh, this is only for certain places. Living in Japan, all (95%) of the ladies are slender all their lives. Plus, they make themselves look presentable every single time they step outside. It’s like heaven; so very, very many attractive women. Honestly, get some exercise and don’t eat like an animal. Then no problem. Men too, btw.

      • LPC says:

        Japan’s society is set up in such a way that exercise is built into daily life – not something Americans have. Their food is also healthier/in smaller portions.

  2. mm says:

    His name capitalization fail

  3. billyb0b says:

    I have something to say to all the young girls out there. Come to my house. Appreciate my basement. Tell yourself that you will eventually escape, every day. Are you hungry? It’s irrelevant. I’m telling you this because you are going to get so, SO much hungrier over the next 12 years. Oh my god. I am going to r@pe you.

  4. Piece of Mind says:

    Poll:
    Are you young or fat? OR A GUY?

    • Tree says:

      All of that.

      • Fudge says:

        Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
        You’re taking all the sunshine away
        Making out like you’re the main line (I knew that)
        ‘Cause you’re a cool cat
        Tapping on the toe with a new hat
        Ooh just cruising
        Driving along like the swing king
        Feeling the beat of my heart huh!
        Feeling the beat of my heart

        Ooh you’re a cool cat
        Coming on strong with all the chit chat
        Ooh you’re alright
        Hanging out and stealing all the limelight
        Ooh messing with the beat of my heart yeah!

        Ooh you used to be a mean kid
        Ooh making such a deal of life
        Ooh you were wishing and hoping and waiting
        To really hit the big time
        But did it happen? happen no!
        You’re speeding to fast slow down
        Slow down you’d better slow down slow down

        You really know how to set the mood
        And you really get inside the groove
        Cool cat tapping on the toe with a new hat
        Ooh just cruising
        Driving along like the swing king
        Feeling the beat of my heart
        Feeling the beat of my heart yeah!
        Feeling the beat of my heart
        Can you feel it?
        Feeling the beat of my heart
        Feeling the beat of my heart
        Ooh feeling feeling feeling
        Feeling ev’ry feeling

    • Penut says:

      Both and three.

    • Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

      Exactly.

  5. Piece of Cakse says:

    Poll:

    Are you listening?

  6. Seamless O'Stoole says:

    All you young girls take my shots.

  7. Armauld says:

    I love it when fat men talk about how gross fat women are (I have no idea if this guy is fat, but most American men are, so its a safe assumption).

    Fat guys: Just because you tell yourself that you arent as gross as fat women doesnt mean that you arent as gross as fat women.

    • uhh this was written by a woman, she’s a blogger named steamme upkid. i agree with what you say, but this isnt that situation

      • armauld says:

        I realize that, but my comment was in response to all her “likes” and to all the inevitable “hehehehe fat women are gross”.

        I’m a woman myself but I’m actually really muscular and not at all fat but I just get so sick of the double standard.

        • Relictus says:

          HINT: The non-fat men think that fat women are disgusting. Sometimes, two wrongs don’t make a right. A lot of women these days would be sideshow attractions fifty years ago.

        • Grimoire says:

          You don’t like double standards, but happily toss around bigoted stereotypes? Are you really that worthless and awful of a person?

    • OXO says:

      *Most* American men? Drop dead, you filthy, hatemongering, bigoted c****. The world would be a better place if you dropped dead.

  8. Roberto says:

    Dude collin, that you?

  9. Bohdana says:

    That comment is by Steammeupkid. She has an awesome blog that absolutely everyone should read.

  10. anonymous says:

    Young kids don’t understand that these trivial BS that they deal with on a daily basis is only temporary that by the time they become adults, it becomes nothing and life begins whereas there are more important things to worry about than trivial things. Like a job, a place to live, paying bills, etc.

    • Dibz says:

      Well, if they don’t learn to deal with trivial BS and get over themselves when they’re kids, they won’t do so well when the real stuff begins…

  11. el keg. says:

    I love Steamme. She makes my day, everyday. Every single one of you should be reading her blog right at this very moment instead of reading my comment.

  12. Foogle says:

    I am so much thinner than I was in my teen years, so you can’t generalise.

  13. Sandgirl says:

    I have about the same figure – just a bit more curves than until about 18 years old.
    We need to love ourselves, girls/women.

  14. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    mmmmh..sauce Hollandaise..


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