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The TV told me, it must be true then!
Adele is dead?
Oh really.
I’m pretty sure Patrick thinks so.
Amy Winehouse is also dead.
Actually, no concret proof was presented to the news regarding Osama Bin Laden’s death.
I dare to say it’s all a trick Osama bought in order to walk away free.
Or perhaps he is not even real. I mean, how many pictures of him walking in the streets are there? He is always in a cave with rifles or something.
Good point.
Are you saying the most famous scapegoat since Lee Harvey Oswald might not really have been the reason why the U.S. invaded the Middle East a decade ago?
You don’t say?
I’m going with this ^ and am leaning more towards the second part of this.
Actually Catherine, you’re asking IF he is dead.
Yeah, it sounds like she wasn’t sure if he was dead either, then went to check her facts so she could pretend she’s not as dumb as her friend.
Well, that wouldn’t make sense because Patrick’s comment implies that he’s not dead. I think she meant it as, “Ummm, Osama Bin Laden IS dead.(rising intonation)”
And my guess is that Patrick thinks Osama Bin Laden is the president of the USA.
She’s one of the many who do not know how to use a simple question mark.
I no, rite?
Oh, I know, it’s so stupid?
God damn those who can’t use question marks?
It’s so frustrating when people apparently think a question mark means “I’m confused by what you just said.” I see it everywhere and it drives me nuts. I also hate when people say, “I wonder….” and then end it with a question mark. I want to say, “Are you asking if that’s what you wonder?”
I wonder if some people are idiots? Yes, I do wonder that. And time after time, they prove that they are.
lol you spellt youre name wrong idiot
I can’t tell what kind of joke you’re trying to make with that comment. If you’re trying to say that there is only one form of my name (probably “Nicole”) then you are wrong. Either that or you’re just being a troll and just REALLY trying to reach for something to make fun of…
Also, you spellt “your” wrong (your statement reads, “you spellt you are name wrong.”) and you forgot the comma after “wrong.”
Who’s the real idiot?
And again, sorry for possibly “feeding the troll” here, but it’s very hard to convey tone over the Internet…
*its’ you moran if your gonna correct sumbødy at least use the apostrophy write
Woaw harsch
Mai mistaike Ill tri bedder neckst tyme ewe our sew write eye M sari kthkbai, roflmao brb g2g lol?
Did I do it right, according to most teens nowadays? hahaha. God damn I hate the way the next generation types. Sorry if you are part of it, but I still appreciate your sense of humor, even though it took me a bit to catch on to it
I knew I liked you. And yes, I am a proud member of Generation X, the pioneers of the complete butchery of the English language. I won’t apologize for the trolling, but know that it’s intent was laced with hopeful threads of friendship. I wonder if you’ll stick around??
Some days I can’t help but love you.
er.. Well this is awkward…
You get 1000 internets for the use of “sumbødy.”
Quick! somebødy get a conversion table for Scrabble points… and a pen…
*Spelt
Ah crap, I knew I got that one wrong! I couldn’t remember if it was one “l” or 2. Should have gone with my gut. I’m from the States, and here it’s “spelled” but I know the UK (and probably elsewhere) spells it like that.
Watch out before you sit, you seem to have a large broomstick stuck in your rear end.
…and your the, idiot.
me goes strait to the point (admirable!) but seems to be plagued by hallucinations of broomsticks. Odd.
I think she was replying as a “umm, check your facts maybe?” tone. Like, if my friend said something stupid like “2 + 2 is 5,” I could potentially reply: “2 + 2 is 5?” meaning, “Wait, in what world?”
Also, if you learn the rules of grammar, you have permission to break ‘em.
Ahhh ‘murikannes maekkinnes mee’es loukkes smarrte……
lolwut?
We’re all gonna die. LET US GET HAMMERED! – Proverbs 31:6 NIV
I thought Drongo; was smart?
And… In a perfect world, people are stupid.
Actually, I thought the Navy Seals went in and took out Adele….
That’s dangerously close to being a degrading comment abøut Adele. THAT WOMAN’S A SAINT
She needs to slow down on the fried chicken, she resembles a whale cub.
*pup
frying puppies is animal cruelty, and is also a serious crime. this is not funny.
I’m laughing so hard right now. So, maybe frying chicken isn’t funny, but that conversation is hilarious.
Frying puppies keeps my family fed /s/ H. Jintao
And you keep my heart fed.
Failbook fail for not calling this submission ‘Living In a Cave Fail’
I see what you did.
lol wut?
Patrick is clearly a troll.
That’s why I never feed anyone named Patrick.
Most of the Patricks I know look like they’d be well suited to the lack of feeding.
In a perfect world Adele and Amy Winehouse would be dead and Osama Bin Laden would be a popstar.
P.S. Uh….so is Amy Winehouse.
Amy is dead too..
they’re all dead… they just don’t know it yet.
We all going to be dead one day.
I wonder srsly if another “human” race will take our place when we’re dead and gone? I’m convinced it could be an enormous circular renewal of form and matter. What will become of us? I might just be exhausted.
+2. Crow win.
As soon as we’re born we begin to die.
In a perfect world. They would all be dead.
2 down.
Soo, who was live?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_%28band%29
Adele.
Brilliant *twirls my non-existent curly tash*
According to Fox News they killed Obama.
yeah, too bad fox news can’t be right all of the time…
Yeaaahh.. Winehouse is dead too.
surely in a perfect world Osama Bin Laden and Amy Winehouse would become reanimated and form a singing duo performing on cruise ships for old people.
inb4 Osama didn’t die *puts on tinfoil helmet*
Everyone knows the US government would never lie to the world about such a thing!
Taorht Peed… EVERYWHERE!
^Anndddd, ladies and gentleman, here they are.
Oh, I guess Friedrich beat me.
Any brony also get reminded of the one scene with with Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle in Over the Barrel. Just me? Ok.
“patrick” sounds like a guys name.. but she must be a girl if she wants to hear adele (whoever that is) and winehouse sing together.. so the real fail here is a girl having a guy’s name imho.
I think the real fail is you implying that Amy Winehouse is much more familiar to you than Adele, while simultaneously attempting to assert your masculinity by questioning another man’s taste in music.
ok now i am kind of curious why adele is apparently more of a musician who would be interesting to guys. frankly i thought “adele” sounded even more like “crackwhore” than whinehouse already was. so whats the deal with her? i dont want to google, because that would make me feel unmanly.
Adele is a rare talent. Winehouse was a coked up buttslùt who got famous for her rebelious ways and then died from it. And dude, Google is not unmanly. You can’t learn things if you’re never exposed to them. Swallow that pride, bøb! That reminds me – your name triggers m0deration. Can’t have the syllable “bø” anywhere in your post without modifying it.
really? that’s why i always get moderated? well i’d be mighty thankful if you were right..!
nope.. same problem with bøb
^ Epic. Well played sir (or madam) Fudge.
Amy Winehouse felt left out of ‘Rolling in the deep’.
Amy and Adele are the two worst singers ever
Ever? Are you really sure?!
Ever in the history of all your Birthday Bashez OMG?
In a perfect world Geddy Lee, Neil Peart, and Alex Lifeson are in a band together
Oh wait