Here’s a sweet video based on this twitter account that chronicles exactly what it claims: s**t girls say.
What’s up, Juliette Lewis?
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S**t Girls Say
Incorrect source or offensive?
Pole:
Do you like when
women
dance on them?
Piece of Mind: NO
…
I stole your only piece of mind!!!!!!!!!!
Now I am at a peace of mind knowing I have all my pieces of mind.
Oh nose! Give it back!
Also, read the HTML comments when you have access to the page source.
He’s a witch!
A WITCH!!!
BURN HER!!!!
Burn the witch!
Witch the burn!
Switch then turn!
Bite yourself
I’ll bite. What do they say?
“Quit using your teeth!
*||
This is not an answer to the secret poll.
*slathers secret sauce on poll*
*licks*
*saftey dance*
*records everything with the phone’s camera*
Camera was phone?
I am not Rick Purry, but I approve of this message.
Nope. Chuck Testa
Yes.
Depends what her name is
All of this is why I love being here.
I approve.
Oh man…I know those girls. It’s not all of us, but I know them.
Us? That can only mean…………….but how did you get through the firewalls? Oh, right……you nagged your way through………….or, from what you’re saying, a friend of yours did……….
Either way, I’m fine with some pússy on the Interwebs. (you know I’m only making a joke from your name, right?)
It’s only a joke if it’s funny.
Today, it is funny. The Eye of the Coyote has an excellent sense of fffff the eff key is falling off my keyboard COME ON APL RLY
What? What? Bouncing hug!
Reminds me of Kids In The Hall. A lot.
sigh, thoes were teh dayze
and i luvd them
Poll:
What did I just watch?
How the bloody hell should I know. You should come over, lay down on my couch and tell me all ab0ut it.
I even have a rag here you can breathe through a bit if you start to feel anxious.
Is it just me or does this rag smell like chlorof . . . .
what is this I don’t even
Yes you do. You do so hard you do.
*U2
IN THE NAAAAAAAAAAME OF LOVE
BEFORE YOU BREAAAAACHE *sic MY HEART wait never mind I got excited
I showed my boyfriend this video and when we got to the part about the chips he just looked at me with a very knowing smile on his face.
Please don’t breed, k?
Potato babies aaaarggglhfah
well there’s a minute 19 I’ll never get back. :I
Don’t forget the 30+ seconds you wasted complaining about it.
I can double that… if you know what I mean…
AND IT’S NOT WHAT YOU’RE THINKING
Julia Louis Dreyfus?? Now I gotta go watch “Strange Days” and Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”. Great actress
I think half those things are just things you hear stupid females on TV say. I have never heard a real female say “TWINSIIIES!”.
And I myself have never asked someone to look something up for me… or complained about what’s wrong with my computer(that is until my hard drive died).
And I’ve never heard any female scream for 1 minute straight when seeing each other… except on tv.
I’m fifteen and I hear it all the time. I specified my age because I think it’s related to that.
Long story short you just watch TV all day, keep me informed on how that is going.
That part with the loud munching reminded me when Lily chewed loudly on himym !
Nevertheless, I’m glad I’m not like that.
Lmao we really are like that.
Maybe as a person of the female persuasion I don’t do all of those things but I do enough of them to make it at least partially accurate, allowing marginal error for comedic exaggeration, sooooooo.
Don’t lie, ladies.
Gay men talk like that heaps as well
i thought female persuasion was nagging?
If you think this is innate in being a woman, you’re a moron. Speaking like an idiot is a learned trait, and thankfully I’m not around retarded females enough to do any of those things myself.
Also, that was an incredibly boring video and very funny at all.
Female butthurt that this video applies to her in every way? I think so.
I’m pretty sure all of us females, and a lot of males have said some of these things one time or another.
I’m sorry, but I do not talk like a valley girl going “OH MAH GAWD NO WAAAY! SHuT UPPP”.
About the only thing in this video I have done repeatedly is the “did I lock the door..? . . .. yes”.
“I’m sorry but” should be on that list.
Can we change the name of this to “S**t American Girls Say”? I have never known a non-american to say anything remotely close to “First of all, ew”.
I’m an American woman and my friends and I don’t talk like this either. How about “S**t Airheaded T**ts say?”
Near as anyone can tell, that’d be the same thing. =)
ruddy gay boy
I want to like this.. but it’ll automatically post to my facebook and my girlfriend will hit me.
Get a new girlfriend.
This time, I found, it didn’t take me that long to masturbate to this update.
Yay! More misogyny on the Internet!
Yay! An offended feminist!
I don’t recognize myself that much in this, probably because english is not my first language, and I don’t say “like” all the friggin time. I’m like serious.
Some important oversights
“Does this make me look fat?”
“Don’t look now, but look who just walked in!”
“It was on SALE, so actually I SAVED money.”
haha. this is great. idk why everyone has to be so whiny! its just funny!!!! laugh & enjoy life.
This makes me rethink everything I have ever said. I have said some of those things too many times…
THIS IS BLASPHEMY! (only relivent because it was in the video lineup thing after episode 2 >.>) i threw up a little.
I don’t get why girls would be mad at this… I’m a girl and I thought it was hilarious!! I guess it cracks me up ’cause I do/say all of these things lol
Most accurate:
pigging out on chips while watching tv with my boyfriend
constantly looking through my bag/purse
“can you read this and see if it makes sense?”
“could you do me a huge favour?”
“listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen!”
“I know, right?!”
The winner: “*gasp* did i lock the door?…………………………..yes.”
I do that every day!