Actually, in this instance it would be “their”, not “they’re”, wise-crack. “They’re” is a contraction for “they are”. You would not say “They need to concentrate on they are spelling.”
Way to fail.
Every time i read things like this, it makes me feel sick. Like a literal bad feeling in my stomach. Are so many people actually like this? I mean we all joke about party loving stupid people (not that those two qualities always go hand in hand mind you), but I never actually believed that these people are actually that stupid. I always thought that that was a face that they put on for some reason…sigh.
You should work in retail sometime. Customers and coworkers will prove time and again that this is indeed the case. The bigger the company, the better (for proving this point, I mean).
Do black people not realize they can turn their phone around to take a picture of themselves, rather than using a mirror and looking as retarded as their facebook posts?
I’m sure you’ll find that a brief glance at the image results for “cell phone self-portrait” serves as more than adequate evidence that you are an idiot.
Actually I take mine using a mirror to center it but not taking it IN the mirror. I point the camera toward me and the viewscreen toward the mirror so I can see that I am centered but not have the stupid mirror reflection thing going on. It can be done and it did not take a lot of thought. But then again the stupid duckface peace fingers morons that take the mirror pics don’t have a lot of brain cells.
Please can someone reassure me… I want someone to tell me it’s all going to be okay, and that someone who can’t spell “sue” is not allowed, by law, to sue people…
… I know you’ll be lying, I just feel so inconsolable…
It’s going to be okay, Kim. I don’t think she’s got the wit to even know how to file suit. She’s got problems far worse than not knowing how to operate a remote control.
wheat is the old richness, richness is the new wit. she ain’t got the richness for to file a lawsuit.
nor have I, at this very moment. so I go sleep, suit ladies, good knight, suit ladies, ta-ta.
To all you Eurotrash out there thinking that this is a representation of all American students: Getting a fat black girl through high school is like getting a French man through military training. Just sayin.
I’m an American and I’m really annoyed that people keep on saying that America is the stupidest country ever. I personally think that Europe is the stupidest country ever.
Oh Jim, you are such a kind, patient soul… She threw the bait right at you, and you didn’t even pick it up and run with it… (Sometimes it’s SOOO hard to wait until you hang up before you can make fun of them…)
Dear Britney:
Please spend less time watching television and more time learning to spell.
Unless you really were planning to sew a Time Warner t-shirt or something. In that case, ignore the spelling and work on punctuation.
Don’t make me come over there and knit you over the head! I’ll kick you in the crochet!
Britney isn’t just mad – she’s seaming. She’s going to hem the stitch out of somebody. Quilt it already!
*attaches “like” sticky note to theotherguy’s post*
which guy’s post? i only see this other guys post.
dear britnay, sewing and butt sex are complimentary activities.
sew and sowing?
this makes sense to me.
It’s because she’s black.
She’s a “Ghetto Gurl” who has Time Warner Cable.
Thank yuo Jim.
*you
Just as well, I hear she’s terrible at sewing.
No, she’s good with her fingers. Trust me.
Can people like that PLEASE just be put into a school/concentration camp?
Yeah, they need to concentrate more on their spelling
*They’re
God, ignorant Americans make me look bad.
Actually, in this instance it would be “their”, not “they’re”, wise-crack. “They’re” is a contraction for “they are”. You would not say “They need to concentrate on they are spelling.”
Way to fail.
The fail is Time Warner Cable.
Indeed.
*Smacks Britney’s head*
COULD O’ HAD AT&T!
Only in America.
seriously. only there.
at least, I hope
ahahaha
Oh wait, you’re serious.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
well this is awkward.
Every time i read things like this, it makes me feel sick. Like a literal bad feeling in my stomach. Are so many people actually like this? I mean we all joke about party loving stupid people (not that those two qualities always go hand in hand mind you), but I never actually believed that these people are actually that stupid. I always thought that that was a face that they put on for some reason…sigh.
If it makes you feel better, I’m maintaining a firm belief that Britney was trolling.
She may or may not have been, but it makes me feel better to believe so.
I dunno, after reading some of the comments from Netflix haters after the price hike…
i haet u u sock i gon sew u R u my babby daddy?
You should work in retail sometime. Customers and coworkers will prove time and again that this is indeed the case. The bigger the company, the better (for proving this point, I mean).
I wondered why that the person was a complete and utter idiot who could kill somebody over nothing.
But then I saw that she was black, so it all makes sense.
No one pointed out that she is black
Is that still legal?
And why would it matter…?
Did you look at the profile picture? Are you so racist that you have to point out something that isn’t racist?
^looking for a leg to stand upon
Temporary insanity…?
Do black people not realize they can turn their phone around to take a picture of themselves, rather than using a mirror and looking as retarded as their facebook posts?
WTF does being black have to do with anything?!
IT has everything to do with it.
I’m bl@ckasian and I approve this massage.
I’m sure you’ll find that a brief glance at the image results for “cell phone self-portrait” serves as more than adequate evidence that you are an idiot.
like the idiot i am I googled imaged “cell phone self-portrait” and only saw a few black people…and a topless woman…interesting google images, lol
Using a mirror is easier, though. Turning the phone around makes it hard to get a centered photo.
You do realise you’re allowed to try more than once, right?
Actually I take mine using a mirror to center it but not taking it IN the mirror. I point the camera toward me and the viewscreen toward the mirror so I can see that I am centered but not have the stupid mirror reflection thing going on. It can be done and it did not take a lot of thought. But then again the stupid duckface peace fingers morons that take the mirror pics don’t have a lot of brain cells.
Leave Britney Alone…
Not. She’s dumber than the remote she can’t use. She probably just needed to take the batteries out of her BOB
Watch out Jim, she might sew you!
OMG SHE’S GOING TO SEW THEM.
Are they falling apart and need to be stitched back together?
Product of the American education system.
I think it’s more like the lack of education.
Mr. Engvall? Britney needs a sign.
YES !
Sewing them… is that giving them a bit of needle?
Her messages had Jim in stitches, no doubt.
XD
Lol, black girls.
Black people
That is sooo American… Sew me.
I love this! And I love ALL the comments too! ALL of them. You guys rock!
She was about to sew them… literally. Thank god she didn’t.
I had to read her post 3 times to figure out what she was trying to say. I guess I should learn to translate Failspeak to English.
Must be Bunifa’s little sister…
Only in America
Please can someone reassure me… I want someone to tell me it’s all going to be okay, and that someone who can’t spell “sue” is not allowed, by law, to sue people…
… I know you’ll be lying, I just feel so inconsolable…
It’s going to be okay, Kim. I don’t think she’s got the wit to even know how to file suit. She’s got problems far worse than not knowing how to operate a remote control.
She would have to figure out how to spell lawyer and everything…
wheat is the old richness, richness is the new wit. she ain’t got the richness for to file a lawsuit.
nor have I, at this very moment. so I go sleep, suit ladies, good knight, suit ladies, ta-ta.
I hope she is sewing a scarf. Those are easy to make and very nice on a cold day.
To all you Eurotrash out there thinking that this is a representation of all American students: Getting a fat black girl through high school is like getting a French man through military training. Just sayin.
the stupid are everywhere and they breed like mexicans.
Sew them what? A quilt? A new pair of pants?
TELL ME, WOMAN!
I’m an American and I’m really annoyed that people keep on saying that America is the stupidest country ever. I personally think that Europe is the stupidest country ever.
Europe is not a country…it is a continent
The real tragedy here is that person’s vote counts the same as mine.
Oh Jim, you are such a kind, patient soul… She threw the bait right at you, and you didn’t even pick it up and run with it… (Sometimes it’s SOOO hard to wait until you hang up before you can make fun of them…)
Uhhh Uhhhh Uhhh
UHHHHHH you make me so ornery!