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Britney vs. Customer Service

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  1. Iconoclast says:

    Dear Britney:

    Please spend less time watching television and more time learning to spell.

    Unless you really were planning to sew a Time Warner t-shirt or something. In that case, ignore the spelling and work on punctuation.

  2. teh jjjongle jjjanglezzzz says:

    this makes sense to me.

  3. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    Thank yuo Jim.

  4. Jim says:

    Can people like that PLEASE just be put into a school/concentration camp?

  5. Fudge says:

    The fail is Time Warner Cable.

  6. GalakFyarr says:

    Only in America.

    seriously. only there.

    at least, I hope :(

  7. goes like this says:

    well this is awkward.

  8. spike says:

    Every time i read things like this, it makes me feel sick. Like a literal bad feeling in my stomach. Are so many people actually like this? I mean we all joke about party loving stupid people (not that those two qualities always go hand in hand mind you), but I never actually believed that these people are actually that stupid. I always thought that that was a face that they put on for some reason…sigh.

    • nibble says:

      If it makes you feel better, I’m maintaining a firm belief that Britney was trolling.

      She may or may not have been, but it makes me feel better to believe so. :)

    • ClariPossum says:

      I dunno, after reading some of the comments from Netflix haters after the price hike…

    • Prince of Dimness says:

      i haet u u sock i gon sew u R u my babby daddy?

    • Amy says:

      You should work in retail sometime. Customers and coworkers will prove time and again that this is indeed the case. The bigger the company, the better (for proving this point, I mean).

  9. Andrew says:

    I wondered why that the person was a complete and utter idiot who could kill somebody over nothing.

    But then I saw that she was black, so it all makes sense.

  10. Mayday says:

    No one pointed out that she is black

  11. Sergio says:

    Temporary insanity…?

  12. Anthony says:

    Do black people not realize they can turn their phone around to take a picture of themselves, rather than using a mirror and looking as retarded as their facebook posts?

    • Sophie says:

      WTF does being black have to do with anything?!

    • Rob of the Funk says:

      I’m sure you’ll find that a brief glance at the image results for “cell phone self-portrait” serves as more than adequate evidence that you are an idiot.

      • JakStat says:

        like the idiot i am I googled imaged “cell phone self-portrait” and only saw a few black people…and a topless woman…interesting google images, lol

    • ClariPossum says:

      Using a mirror is easier, though. Turning the phone around makes it hard to get a centered photo.

      • nibble says:

        You do realise you’re allowed to try more than once, right?

      • pageant mommy says:

        Actually I take mine using a mirror to center it but not taking it IN the mirror. I point the camera toward me and the viewscreen toward the mirror so I can see that I am centered but not have the stupid mirror reflection thing going on. It can be done and it did not take a lot of thought. But then again the stupid duckface peace fingers morons that take the mirror pics don’t have a lot of brain cells.

  13. catsimmie says:

    Leave Britney Alone…

    Not. She’s dumber than the remote she can’t use. She probably just needed to take the batteries out of her BOB

  14. Calculate900 says:

    Watch out Jim, she might sew you!

  15. rob says:

    OMG SHE’S GOING TO SEW THEM.

    Are they falling apart and need to be stitched back together?

  16. pew pew pew says:

    Product of the American education system.

  17. Who Cares says:

    Mr. Engvall? Britney needs a sign.

  18. Zuhl666 says:

    Sewing them… is that giving them a bit of needle?

  19. haha says:

    Her messages had Jim in stitches, no doubt.

  20. Nick says:

    Lol, black girls.

  21. JP says:

    Black people

  22. Kaze says:

    That is sooo American… Sew me. :P

  23. amber says:

    I love this! And I love ALL the comments too! ALL of them. You guys rock!

  24. ugh says:

    She was about to sew them… literally. Thank god she didn’t.

  25. Deanna says:

    I had to read her post 3 times to figure out what she was trying to say. I guess I should learn to translate Failspeak to English.

  26. Eric says:

    Must be Bunifa’s little sister…

  27. Ben Dover says:

    Only in America

  28. Kim says:

    Please can someone reassure me… I want someone to tell me it’s all going to be okay, and that someone who can’t spell “sue” is not allowed, by law, to sue people…

    … I know you’ll be lying, I just feel so inconsolable…

    • Gentle Ben says:

      It’s going to be okay, Kim. I don’t think she’s got the wit to even know how to file suit. She’s got problems far worse than not knowing how to operate a remote control.

  29. Antonow says:

    wheat is the old richness, richness is the new wit. she ain’t got the richness for to file a lawsuit.
    nor have I, at this very moment. so I go sleep, suit ladies, good knight, suit ladies, ta-ta.

  30. Slim says:

    I hope she is sewing a scarf. Those are easy to make and very nice on a cold day.

  31. Nick says:

    To all you Eurotrash out there thinking that this is a representation of all American students: Getting a fat black girl through high school is like getting a French man through military training. Just sayin.

  32. clxxxiv says:

    the stupid are everywhere and they breed like mexicans.

  33. emeraldmaz says:

    Sew them what? A quilt? A new pair of pants?

    TELL ME, WOMAN!

  34. hi guise says:

    I’m an American and I’m really annoyed that people keep on saying that America is the stupidest country ever. I personally think that Europe is the stupidest country ever.

  35. BrianW says:

    The real tragedy here is that person’s vote counts the same as mine.

  36. TibbyMSTie says:

    Oh Jim, you are such a kind, patient soul… She threw the bait right at you, and you didn’t even pick it up and run with it… (Sometimes it’s SOOO hard to wait until you hang up before you can make fun of them…)

  37. Penut says:

    Uhhh Uhhhh Uhhh

    UHHHHHH you make me so ornery!


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