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Funny that a turkey was running around the frozen food section. But this guy should be arrested for endangering the lives of others in the frozen food section. I would have chased it into the back of the store and shot it safely back there.
Maybe he’s a photographer…?
^^
I scare people all the time by taking pictures too.
This joke is so old, I remember the comedian who originally told it was on an episode of Dr. Katz telling this joke!
But this is the first place WE saw it, so obviously the joke is of Andrew’s invention and no one else’s, and we cannot be convinced otherwise.
Dr. Katz for life!
I shot my first Greece today.
When Europeans first encountered turkeys in the Americas, they incorrectly identified the birds as a type of guineafowl (Numididae). Guineafowl were also known as turkey fowl (or turkey hen and turkey cock) because they were imported to Central Europe through Turkey. The name turkey fowl, shortened to just the name of the country, stuck as the name of the American bird.
ahhhh Turkey…. I remember when my greatgreatgreatgreat something protected Europe from them. fun times
Are you by any chance Polish?
*knows his Austrian history*
nope. Croatian. we hanged a lot
Oh, I love Croatia. Spend my holidays in Umag and Pula as a kid when you were still part of Yugoslavia.
ohh that was way back before I was even born. I know a lot of Austrian folks come by every summer. if you get the chance do visit some of the islands. it helps with stress issues
that awkward moment…
What? Which one?
when you where a kid, running around with no diaper on!
No, that was awesome!
yes, cause you are awesome Teh Prez!
YAY!
LIYES!!!!!!!! TEY BURHNS!!!!!!!!
*imagines dating teh presidon’t and sitting down with his mom looking at nekkid babbeh pictures*
*imagines dating deepintheheart sitting down nekkid*
*imagines sitting on teh presidon’t while nekkid*
I’m so proud that I already knew most of that.
Because you’re a Christmas pirate.
for the record, once a joke has been uttered, it may never again be used by any other person or otherwise sentient being. violation of this principle will result in the speaker being mocked by unfunny people on the innerwebz.
(hopefully no B0′s in that paragraph…)
FVCK ALL THE FOWLS!
ya, home runs count for the score!
why would you shoot a turkey?
would you shoot a chicken?
just grab it and twist it’s neck.
NO ONE SHOOTS TURKEYS!
except wild turkeys but they aren’t in frozen food section.
Shooting a Turkey? That makes me so Hungary. Is no lie, Israel!
*starts Russian to bathroom to vomit*
And Denmark was like “Yemen!”
I brought some roasted New Guinea-hen to eat.
Iran there myself after drinking too much Port(ugal) and have Benin there for an hour. Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
I shat my first turkey today… It was very painful.
african americans.
jive turkey
Wow, never seen this joke before. Definitely not this year, or last, or the one before, or the one before, or the one before that. How unique
ooohhh dear….I really lol’ed at that !!! this made my day !
PS: not living in the US or any other country with firearms allowed in public space…