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  1. AdamK says:

    Just put /b/ for all of them.

  2. JJ says:

    I only know 4 out of 7 and I only use sloth does that make me a better person?

  3. bryanross1985 says:

    ok, so envy is Facebook, greed is Ebay, pride is Twitter but what are the other 4?

  4. Ashes says:

    Can someone identify all 7?

  5. JoeyWonton says:

    I eBay until I can’t climb to the top of my pile of cool stuff from eating too much gluttonus pizza.

  6. JoeyWonton says:

    OP is also a candy-arse.

  7. potatoscarf says:

    I don’t know sloth, gluttony or lust…and I thought I spent too much time on the internet!

  8. Hapax says:

    I only use Envy…

  9. Envy = Faceb.ook
    sloth = Netflix
    greed = eBay
    pride = Twitter
    gluttony = Seamless
    Lust = YouP0rn (as reported by the source, CollegeHumor; I wouldn’t know)
    wrath = 4ch@n.

  10. Kyoobie says:

    I only use 2, recognize all but 1. Which site is gluttony?

  11. SD says:

    Chowhound! I think…I’ve never used it, but the splash page matched.

  12. haj says:

    i dont eat on the internet

  13. Jess says:

    Gluttony matches colors and font with Chowhound, so I’m guessing that’s what it is.

  14. Gwen says:

    looks more like youp0rn

  15. JJ says:

    It’s not a place I frequent but it was my first guess and turned out to be correct.

  16. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    religious fail

    • deepintheheart says:

      I don’t think this is so offensive about the 7 deadly sins and their internet counterparts . . .

      Are you offended?

      Or are you pretending to be mm? Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Role playing!

      My turn!
      Can I be you?
      “I like b00bs!” *squirts lemonade all over*

      Or maybe Prince of Dimness?
      *grumblegrumble* [insert comment disparaging married life in a cynical way here]

      • moms; they don't love you like i love you says:

        Alternatively, for Prince:

        *insert inane unrelated comment here*

      • Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

        I get it…if a joke needs to explained and so on.

        I was pretending to be bizarro mm, instead of saying “language fail”.

        I will never do it again.

        *hangs head in shame*
        *walks away to sad music*

  17. Kristian says:

    It’s weird they didn’t use Just-Eat for gluttony, but i guess it’s because they don’t have it in the states, it just seems more obvious

  18. fullmoonfaerie12 says:

    Please read Josh Marihugh’s post, as this should clear up some confusion.

    If you’re really wanting to see which is which and you don’t want the history to be seen from your browser as you going to that site for just an innocent game of ‘which is it?’ just go to Google images. They simply copied the logos. It’s rather genius

  19. E S P says:

    Domino’s maybe?

  20. moop says:

    I don’t know Chowhound, I think I need some more gluttony in my browsing…

  21. Dayna says:

    Gluttony is seamless.com – food delivery. Makes sens, no?

  22. mooj says:

    I think Facebook is all of them, plus stupidity.

  23. pat says:

    Gluttony is evidently Gojee.com

  24. Hegataro says:

    Fullmetal Alchemist jumped into my head rigth when I read envy. I watched it for a bit, yes

  25. Lindsey Suzanne says:

    Gluttony is Seamless, a food delivery site.

  26. Lindsey Suzanne says:

    The only one I missed was Gluttony, and I’m stunned that anybody could have missed the others.

  27. Claudia says:

    Envy- Facebook
    Sloth- Netflix
    Greed- Ebay
    Pride-Twitter
    Gluttony- Pizza hut or Dominoes
    Lust-Playboy
    Wra4th- idk

  28. Will says:

    If watching movies is considered to be sloth, then is reading the Bible also considered to be lazy?

    Netflix is the only one that’s truly dumb.

  29. Trekkie Gal says:

    Never heard of Seamless or 4 chan.

  30. nemertea says:

    and i thought this was a flame war…
    *returns occams messer to scabbard

  31. Sinister says:

    PIZZA *nomnomnomnom*

  32. b says:

    all except greed and pride, at one point i thought i might use all 7 hehe


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