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  1. Michaels says:

    Harry eyes are not like his mother’s in the film

    • twistinthudner says:

      true.

      and hogwarts is a 7-year school. what did you expect?

      also, neville longbottom in the final film: BADAAS!

    • Alice says:

      The film sucked so bad I could only watch half of the first one XD I don’t even want to HEAR about the films anymore.

    • V says:

      That’s because Daniel Radcliffe had an allergic reaction to the contact lenses.

      • tahrey says:

        So they couldn’t even have fixed it with CG during the grading process, or just given the actress playing his mother contacts that matched Dan’s (thereby retconning whatever colour Rowling said they should be)* ??? With all the SFX in those films you’d think it’d be a pretty easy thing to do.

        Heck, just hack some photo editing software that does auto red eye removal…

        *protip: i neither know nor care what that colour is

  2. Pіесе оf Mіnd says:

    F:rst poll:
    Shaunna or Stephanie?

  3. William says:

    Did Stephanie accidentally say she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?

  4. kimaniv says:

    Oh for the love of- Harry Potter and Twilight are both FICTION. Some enjoy different types of fiction more than others.

  5. Magniflorious says:

    Harry wasn’t in high school for 8 years. Hogwarts is the equivalent of a private school which combined middle and high school into one building. Also, he was only there for 7 years.

    • Book6 says:

      Lol, I was about to say this^, but when I refreshed the page you comment *magically* appeared. Sooooo….. this^
      :)

    • Chris says:

      Technically, not even that. Hogwarts is a 7 year school, but he didn’t attend his last year. He dropped out to save the world. (Attending his final year wouldn’t have made much of a difference anyway, considering the school had been taken over.)

    • princess-poppet says:

      In the UK there is primary school (Reception followed by grades 1 – 6) then secondary school of which grades 7-11 are compulsory, and there are an optional 2 years after that for people who want to take A-levels (similar to NEWTs in HP) which you need to get into University.

    • Captain Microwave says:

      exactly!!!!! stupid twitards

    • Anon says:

      England High schools are 5-7 Years… mostly 7 then schools with 5 years are normally in the same area and have a college near them where students go to for 2 years

      (It’s set in the UK) the Castle maybe based in Scotland but its based around the English school system

  6. SemperSolus says:

    If only Stephenie Meyer’s parents had been into conventional spelling of baby names, there would be an obvious joke to make here.

  7. Rabbitfish says:

    In this context, “touché” means “I have no argument, you win”

  8. Blake says:

    Please tell me King actually said that.

    • Lady_Foxfire says:

      I’ve seen that quote in other places around the internet, always attributed to Stephen King, but I have no idea if it’s genuine or not.

    • Asha says:

      I think it was several years ago around the time of the 7th book’s release, there was a combined Harry and King day or something going on and he was asked about Twilight.

  9. Mandi says:

    lmao apparently these girls dont know anything about Harry Potter or Twilight. If you’re going to make fun of something, at least get you’re facts right. Smh..Children.

  10. Imp says:

    Harry vs Edward…vs Life

    No one wins in the end

  11. Larry says:

    I hate that it always has to be Twilight vs. Harry Potter. What about the many, many people who hate them both?

  12. swifferwetjet says:

    To be fair, Harry started “highschool” when he was 12…

  13. Sherlock Holmes says:

    Both are overrated.
    Case closed.

  14. CriticalQuit says:

    Gordon Freeman would be proud of that original post. Crowbar is best weapon

  15. kiwi says:

    If a vampire and a human had a baby, it would be a dhampyr.

  16. Flyndaran says:

    If a vampire existed….

    Adults arguing about which children’s books are better is a bit odd.
    Besides, Dr. Seuss wins hand down.

    • MrHappyPants says:

      Calling either of them “Children’s Books” is more than a bit of a stretch. Both of them are Teen/Young Adult reading level.

      HP is a fairly generic fantasy novel, with the usual themes of good vs. evil and aimed at a teenage audience.

      Twilight is a romance series featuring an underage girl who has to decide whether to commit Beastiality or Necrophilia, and is eventually seduced by an 80 year old Pedophile. And it is aimed at the middle-aged housewife demographic.

  17. Rubble says:

    Saying Harry Potter is better than Twilight is like saying a kick in the balls is better than a punch in the face. It might be true, but they’re both awful and only an idiot would enjoy either of them.

    • lydjuh says:

      THANK YOU.

      I, honestly, am not a humongous fan of Harry Potter, not even a small fan.

      People revel in its “glory”, when there have been plenty of other books with similar story lines of fantasy and whatnot that were created waaaaaaaaay before HP.

      That being said, I avoid Twilight like the plague, but I don’t think HP is a million times better.

      • AnotsuSagami says:

        Then by your own admission, you couldn’t possibly know which is better or worse, or any other qualification thereof.

  18. Me says:

    This has been said before, but I will repeat it.

    Hogwarts is based on the British School system of secondary school, five compulsary years (years 1-5/years7-11) with exams at the end (O.W.Ls/GCSEs), then two optional years with exams at the end(N.E.W.Ts/A-levels)

    Harry was only in hogwarts for six years.

    • tahrey says:

      ^ this.

      If Harry was in the one school for seven years, then his secondary education fairly closely matched my own. Just with, like, magic and stuff. And girls before the last 2 years :-/

      British system does still have some “middle” schools, but the usual setup is Primary covers you from about ages 4 to 11 (nursery before that), and Secondary from 11 to 16, or 18 if you do A-Levels. University from 18 onwards.

  19. ohnij says:

    what is this new interface? timeline profile?

  20. Flyndaran says:

    Twilight is awful no matter how you rate kids’ books. Harry Potter is about average from what I can tell despite its absurd popularity.
    Still no Piers Anthony by a long shot.

  21. K says:

    Not to mention how stupid you have to be to remain in high school for 80 years.

  22. Shady says:

    I’m not a big fan of the last few Harry Potter books. I thought the first four were excellent. It was on book five that things started to get a little….off. By book seven, I almost got the impression that she just wanted to be done with the whole thing and a lot of it (especially the climax) just felt wholeheartedly rushed. The movie, in that respect, had a much better payoff.

    However, that doesn’t change the fact it is an extremely imaginative story, set in a fully realised world with a rich mythology and entertaining concepts. Both the humour and drama is very well executed, and the characters are three dimensional. The story is well told, and the twists and turns are usually very clever.

    Twilight does not meet any of the above criteria. The characters are bland, the main character is selfish and detestable, and the concepts are unoriginal (omg, Vampires vs Werewolves, that’s never been done!). In fact, there is nothing in the fictional world of Twilight that Stephanie Mayer actually created herself. Everything there was simply lifted from existing fiction and (poorly) crafted onto her own story. The only thing she managed to create for herself was the ridiculously overpowered nature of her vampires, immedietly transporting all of them into the realms of Mary Sue, yet at the same time contradicting the exact limits of their powers with every second breath.

    “Only the supreme Vampire council know how to kill a Vampire, there’s no other way to do it….except we totally killed that one Vampire at the end of the first book.”

    Long story short, Twilight is really, really bad.

    • LPC says:

      “the main character is selfish and detestable” are you kidding me? I wanted to kill Harry so bad by the time the series was over.

  23. sdgjkskjeg says:

    I don’t think Edward was a virgin.

  24. NathanPlays says:

    I like how it has all been edited in. If you tilt your screen back you can see it :P

  25. Sir asdfghjkl says:

    3400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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