Get a giant bottle of ‘Natures Miracle’ they make a type specific for cats. Lightly spray all over the carpets and furniture and allow to dry. I would take it in stages of course. We have an incontinent dachshund(due to spinal injury) and our house smells fine. You can’t smell any pee smell after it dries.
Wait – what? What sort of parent wants to know where abouts in the house their teenage son has been fapping? Am I the only person here who finds the whole thing a little . . . creepy?
if we assume that CSI gets it right… in order to see ‘man-butter’ under black light you need to wear the orange glasses or have the attachment to the Black light: it does not show up under plain black light — if they were going to fake it or cheat they’d do it in a way that required less props not more, so its safe to assume that part is correct
cat pee shows up under regular black light, and its possible to smell it and know it needs to be cleaned and still not know exactly where Kitteh went Number 1 so as to properly clean it — Black light helps yu find the exact site
According to Google, the filter blocks out normal light…I think it’s a either-or, but the filter improves the visibility. Unfortunately, other things show up with blacklight as well…the cat pee’s only one of them.
The orange attachment/ glasses is actually to protect your eyes from the harmful UV Rays of the Black light. You don’t need the orange attachment/glasses to see all of these things under a black light.
The blacklight emits so few UV rays that there’s no point in protecting your eyes from them. Just by walking outside you’re exposed to orders of magnitude more UV rays.
wait…the orange glasses save ur eyes from the uv lights? I’ve been watching those shows without orange glasses for YEARS!!!! oh crap!! how much damage have my eyes taken? what if I put on the glasses now? is it too late?
When the parents question him he has to take the bleck light and a camera to their room then threaten to email the video of either of their night pleasures or lack of pleasure. Because everyone wants to know if your parent are getting it on *shifty eyes*(check their closet/wardrobe as well)
That is how you blackmail your parents into shutting up.
teh fu*k is rong wit him. dose he has explosiev faping?
Three words: Tame the spray
USAH TEH TEESHUE!!!!!!
You don’t need a black light to smell cat pee.
I don’t think you need a black light to smell much of anything, except purple.
And Fudge……
and ghosts
I need this magic black light to find me some Purple flavour Tizer
They can probably smell it, but can’t find it to clean it up.
This. Tbh, I’m debating getting one now, because I have that EXACT issue.
Get a giant bottle of ‘Natures Miracle’ they make a type specific for cats. Lightly spray all over the carpets and furniture and allow to dry. I would take it in stages of course. We have an incontinent dachshund(due to spinal injury) and our house smells fine. You can’t smell any pee smell after it dries.
Black lights will also show up where kitty has rubbed his head. You have to go by the distribution of the stain.
WR0NG
JACK GERMONDO!!!
Except that semen doesn’t show up under a black light without mixing it with other chemicals first…
ALSO WR0NG
PAT BUCHANAN!!!
Fail. God doesn’t like cats.
you ****ing god lover! Who says god doesent like cats? you dirty rat ****er!
Fail.
Suck cünt you fûcking douchenozzle
and yet anything i write always get’s stuck with the mods…
Because
you’re doing it wrongrºbºts!What the gråpe is this jˆbble?!
You can really tell where there priorities are.
AHem B+ O. Dammit I earned my name Being shunned. Respect it!!!!
Sex is also acceptable.
More unacceptable words:
art1cle
2nd
r@pe
I think I just explained the gr@pe issue…
AngryGr@pist
in ancient Egypt, cats ARE Gods!
And today, ancient egypt remains an economic superpower!
NAWT ON TEH KITTEH!!!!! HE LICKS IT AND PEES IT OUT AWL OVER TEH THINGS!!!!!!!!!
Shut up.
Shut up.
^âlso lîkes têh cûmmeh
Shut Up.
Wait – what? What sort of parent wants to know where abouts in the house their teenage son has been fapping? Am I the only person here who finds the whole thing a little . . . creepy?
maybe they’re trying to sell? or planning a video?
They got the blacklight so they could look for cat pee.
^Obvious person is obvious
if we assume that CSI gets it right… in order to see ‘man-butter’ under black light you need to wear the orange glasses or have the attachment to the Black light: it does not show up under plain black light — if they were going to fake it or cheat they’d do it in a way that required less props not more, so its safe to assume that part is correct
cat pee shows up under regular black light, and its possible to smell it and know it needs to be cleaned and still not know exactly where Kitteh went Number 1 so as to properly clean it — Black light helps yu find the exact site
Also wr0ng. CSI is called, for TV.
Black light shows these things. That’s all.
ELEANOR “GEE I THINK YOU SMELL-ANOR” CLIFT!!!
According to Google, the filter blocks out normal light…I think it’s a either-or, but the filter improves the visibility. Unfortunately, other things show up with blacklight as well…the cat pee’s only one of them.
Err…this is a bit out of character.
^The ƒuck is this?
Forst not-religious comment ever?
TEH FVCK!?
Idk, but I just saw a flock of pigs fly past my window.
*Applauds*
Forgot to change
characters?
The orange attachment/ glasses is actually to protect your eyes from the harmful UV Rays of the Black light. You don’t need the orange attachment/glasses to see all of these things under a black light.
The blacklight emits so few UV rays that there’s no point in protecting your eyes from them. Just by walking outside you’re exposed to orders of magnitude more UV rays.
That cat is the hero that family deserves, but doesn’t really need right now. And they’ll hunt him, because he can take it.
…but the cat will watch them as they sleep to make sure they are safe?
I wish there was a like button because of this comment.
Some cats care. Get a honey badger instead.
respect fail…that’s not a random exclamation, people should respect the name more.
Exactly, nob☼dy ƒucks with the Jesus!
Why? Why should I respect the name of the Hispanic kid down the street or the one of your imaginary friend?
That’s more like you.
Now go fvck yourself.
black light FTW.
Has he ever heard of a sock?
Well, p*ssy juice is a hell of a liquid.
That doesnt really get sprayed everywhere….unless your as good as me.
Or dan…..
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Now that’s an avatar – bleach soaked avatar
Bookable???? Tooshay auto correct. Tooshay.
Rock Tehran Andrew pleasure@ “”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”
Wow. New auto correct associated with myuhhhhhhhhh. Nvrmnd
They should probably check the bathroom first.
Is “first” really m 0 d 3 r 4 t 3 d? weird…
Yes, because douchebags like to post on new entries with that word and nothing else.
WTF is wrong with that parents?!
wait…the orange glasses save ur eyes from the uv lights? I’ve been watching those shows without orange glasses for YEARS!!!! oh crap!! how much damage have my eyes taken? what if I put on the glasses now? is it too late?
yes, you now have eye aids. you will die in two weeks.
When the parents question him he has to take the bleck light and a camera to their room then threaten to email the video of either of their night pleasures or lack of pleasure. Because everyone wants to know if your parent are getting it on *shifty eyes*(check their closet/wardrobe as well)
That is how you blackmail your parents into shutting up.
*Black light
That’s wacist!
i seriously laughed for about 2 minutes after reading this one….
Looks like he forgot to use Steady Aim Pro in his sexytimes.
anyone else notice the person that uploaded this is the person who wrote the status. lol embarrassin’