Ó_Ò
Do I really want to know what that means?
Miew?
Oh, oh! I do know what question I DO want answered:
What’s with all th gawdmawding all of a sudden?
It seems like all the regs have been shut down (which has forced me out of my lurker mode… and has made Failb.ook so much NOT funny anymore).
Don’t the mawds realize that by shutting down the regs, they scare away the lurkers… aka the people who READ stuff, like their adverts. Scare away enough pēople, there will be no one to look at (and sometime *gasp!* click on) the ads that the site depends on for funding. These same people will find other sites where we can waste our time just as easily as we can here. Do THEY really want to scare away business?
[/end rant]
That’s pretty much all I do around here. Welcome to a group that can take a joke and realize when someone is messing around. You’re not going to fit in unless you loosen up.
I can help you with that. Here, take this drink, I promise you will feel better.
I on the other hand just love parks at night, but I can’t bring my van into the parks, and I’m way to lazy to drag a b.ody all the way back to the van.
I am a man who walks alone
And when I’m walking a dark road
At night, or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it’s dark.
Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something’s always near
Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone’s always there
When I’m walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone
Be the fìrst to rãpe a comment
*deflowers Fudge*
*watches and eats popcorn*
*drinks bleach*
*sits in room with bleach and ammonia*
but you know, it’s Friday. what do we do on Friday, hmmm?
see ther@pist?
I see what you
where thinking.
Anal.
Rãping all the motherfudges!
You do what do Fudge’s rose butt?
You are wayyyyy to late for that.
REJOICE FAILBOOKERS FOR I HAVE ARRIVED
*INTENTIONAL YAWN*
REJOICE FAILB☺☺KERS FOR I HAVE ARRIVED
AHMAIGAWD!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!
Now tone it down 27%.
oh
hai.
Yay. The russian nazi is here!!! Where’s the fat guy?
*punches Lawerence in genitals*
Yay, now I can get rid of this Lawrence doll I have been keeping because of how much I missed you.
I can has it please?
*bats eyelashes and purrs*
Have at it. I’m pretty sure those holes will sew up just fine.
Ó_Ò
Do I really want to know what that means?
Miew?
Oh, oh! I do know what question I DO want answered:
What’s with all th gawdmawding all of a sudden?
It seems like all the regs have been shut down (which has forced me out of my lurker mode… and has made Failb.ook so much NOT funny anymore).
Don’t the mawds realize that by shutting down the regs, they scare away the lurkers… aka the people who READ stuff, like their adverts. Scare away enough pēople, there will be no one to look at (and sometime *gasp!* click on) the ads that the site depends on for funding. These same people will find other sites where we can waste our time just as easily as we can here. Do THEY really want to scare away business?
[/end rant]
*EVEN MORE INTENTIONAL, APPROACHING AGGRESSIVE YAWN*
*does happy happy joy joy dance for L.awerence*
You don’t have to censor Lawerence, it isn’t m0derated anymore.
Joke stolen from sickipedia …
^This
if a male had posted this as their status…
That’s pretty much all I do around here. Welcome to a group that can take a joke and realize when someone is messing around. You’re not going to fit in unless you loosen up.
I can help you with that. Here, take this drink, I promise you will feel better.
*steals drink*
Woah man! You can’t just give a noob bleach like that. Its dangerous.
Thanks, for intervening. Man would it have been awkward when I stuck my hands down their pants after giving them the wrong drink.
I on the other hand just love parks at night, but I can’t bring my van into the parks, and I’m way to lazy to drag a body all the way back to the van.
I on the other hand just love parks at night, but I can’t bring my van into the parks, and I’m way to lazy to drag a b.ody all the way back to the van.
Silly mods.
Quite
That’s why I prefer small children and lap dogs. Much easier to carry in duffel bags.
I am a man who walks alone
And when I’m walking a dark road
At night, or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it’s dark.
Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something’s always near
Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone’s always there
When I’m walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone
So would it be fair to call you … `Forever Alone` ?
…. Kinda sad women can get away with crap like this and men can’t.
I mean, I know it’s a joke, but police don’t have senses of humours.
Also, women aren’t recognized for their ability TO r@pe, only their ability to BE r@ped. So yea….