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An Evening Constitutional

funny facebook fails - An Evening Constitutional

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  1. Lawerence of Russia says:

    REJOICE FAILBOOKERS FOR I HAVE ARRIVED

  2. Lawerence of Russia says:

    REJOICE FAILB☺☺KERS FOR I HAVE ARRIVED

  3. ZG says:

    Joke stolen from sickipedia …

  4. Dryin Paint says:

    if a male had posted this as their status…

    • Billyb0b says:

      That’s pretty much all I do around here. Welcome to a group that can take a joke and realize when someone is messing around. You’re not going to fit in unless you loosen up.

      I can help you with that. Here, take this drink, I promise you will feel better.

  5. Billyb0b says:

    I on the other hand just love parks at night, but I can’t bring my van into the parks, and I’m way to lazy to drag a body all the way back to the van.

  6. Flyndaran says:

    That’s why I prefer small children and lap dogs. Much easier to carry in duffel bags.

  7. Eleventh Doctor says:

    I am a man who walks alone
    And when I’m walking a dark road
    At night, or strolling through the park

    When the light begins to change
    I sometimes feel a little strange
    A little anxious when it’s dark.

    Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
    I have constant fear that something’s always near
    Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
    I have a phobia that someone’s always there

    When I’m walking a dark road
    I am a man who walks alone

  8. mememe says:

    …. Kinda sad women can get away with crap like this and men can’t.

    I mean, I know it’s a joke, but police don’t have senses of humours.

    Also, women aren’t recognized for their ability TO r@pe, only their ability to BE r@ped. So yea….


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