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Straight from The Doctor’s Mouth

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  1. NoseMoking says:

    Ah, Carolyn – we feel your pain.

  2. deepintheheart says:

    When I posted this on my Faceb.ook page Oct 10th, my friends’ comments were much funnier.
    Here is a sample:
    Friend 1: I think you accidenty put Shatner’s picture on a BSG quote.
    Friend 2: One dilithium crystal to rule them all…
    Friend 1: One does not simply walk into Q’ onoS
    Me: Quidditch in the holosuite anyone?
    Friend 2: ‎”These are not the muggles you’re looking for…”
    Friend 3: posted a link to a very disturbing list comparing Harry Potter and Star Wars.

  3. Dryin Paint says:

    Breath mints are magic.
    Failb.oo.k is run by autistic Ewoks.

  4. El says:

    Epic troll is epic!

  5. Lawerence of Russia says:

    Fіrst Аmerican Вleach Ѕammich.

  6. Germy says:

    “If it doesn’t matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?” – Harry Potter

  7. Germy says:

    “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.” – Hank Williams Jr.

  8. Germy says:

    “Speak softly and carry a big stick.” – Kid Rock

  9. Lawerence of Russia says:

    Hyundai (Korean pronunciation: [çəːndɛ, çʌndɛ][1]) is a global conglomerate company, part of the Korean chaeb.ol, that was founded in South Korea by one of the most famous businessmen in Korean history: Chung Ju-yung. The first Hyundai company was founded in 1947 as a construction company. – Dean Martin

  10. Lawerence of Russia says:

    Imagine all the people, livin’ for today- Dean Martin

  11. Lawerence of Russia says:

    “I can’t deal with the press; I hate all those Beatles questions.”- Senator McCarthy

  12. moms; they don't love you like i love you says:

    “e=mc²” – Isaac Newton

    • Dr Hax-Supreme Commander of teh Gmod fleet and Cheif Monitor Thrower. says:

      theoretically, you can trace the equation to isaac newton’s discoveries

  13. Torchrainman O__________O says:

    The land does not belong to the people,
    the people belong to the land–Sitting Bull.

  14. Anna says:

    haha fail

  15. Lolly says:

    “I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want.” – New Kids on the Block

  16. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    “Everybºdy was Kung Fu Fighting” – Harry S. Truman

  17. skyman724 says:

    “We’re gonna need a bigger bøat.” – Jeff Dunham

  18. Richie Smegma says:

    Ben Kingsley is such a great actor!

  19. Piece of Mind says:

    “What is Love?” — Britney Spears

  20. Mitch says:

    Geez, both Ahmed and Caroline are so stupid, it’s clearly a reference to Lost, it’s fricken John Locke in the picture!

  21. Lawerence of Russia says:

    “What is Love?”- Justin Bieber

  22. JSJ1221 - Ich bin ein Däne says:

    “What is Love?” – Oda Nobunaga

  23. ADSF says:

    No, Ahmed’s right. The quote is actually from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  24. deathline says:

    “The world ends with you, kid.” – Andrew Hussie.

  25. Slim says:

    I loved him in Babylon 5!

  26. Styrian Oak says:

    my question is: to which movie or series does this black background belong to?

  27. Jen says:

    This picture makes me twitch. The nerd in me is duly upset.

  28. Pretzelcoatl, god of knotted baked goods says:

    You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something in your life.

    - Eminem


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