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  1. Monkey face says:

    Nemo is off to the forest to get a finger in his butt hole then he’ll smell the finger.

  2. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    WTF…People like her should be shot in the head…

  3. Haruhi says:

    I remember back in the day… when herds of wild hamsters used to roam this land.

  4. Jeff says:

    I once had a hamster.. it ran on that stupid squeeky wheel all night long and kept me up… I even taped the wheel, so it wouldn’t move and then it did other annoying things. After 6 months, I did the same thing. I really sympathize with this person.

  5. Blake says:

    People like this just should not have pets in the first place, or for that matter reproduce.

  6. Monstro says:

    It was very kind of her to feed the owls.

  7. Teh Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

    “The golden hamster or Syrian hamster, Mesocricetus auratus, is a very well known member of the rodent subfamily Cricetinae, the hamsters.
    In the wild they are now considered vulnerable. Their numbers have been in decline due to loss of habitat (caused by agriculture) and deliberate destruction by humans. [...] Their natural condition is a dry, hot desert climate.”

    • Dragice says:

      Exactly. The syrian gold (most common) hamster lives naturally in the desert. They DO live in the wild. However, if you release a pet into the wild, it will die. Not prepared.

      • diheckad says:

        Rodents don’t need training before releasing, they just sniff out food, eat it, and eventually get eaten by a bird.

        • Traviata says:

          If they are domesticated they don’t know about natural predators. Finding food isn’t the only thing needed for survival.

          • Diheckad says:

            Do you really think rodent’s parents teach their babies about predators? Most of them will die on their first encounter with a predator that’s why they have dozens of babies. Hamsters will run from a fox or a bird whether they are ‘domesticated’ or not.

      • Cali Martin says:

        The desert is part of the “wild”. Though it definitely will die in forested areas. Only truly domesticated pets can’t be released in the wild, most rodents, reptiles, and fish are perfectly fine to release. Cat’s, dogs, humans really can’t surivive if they had no exposure on a regular basis.

        • diheckad says:

          Why do people assume it would just die in a forested area?

          Temperature – Syrian hamsters naturally live in a desert Where in the day it is one of the hottest places on earth and one of the coldest on a night. These little beasts can obviously withstand the temperature.

          Predators – There will be different predators in the forest to a desert, but the same basic survival instincts apply and hamsters have to deal with other mammals (rodents/foxes etc.), birds of prey, snakes, arachnids, and lizards in the desert. If this is the UK, only the birds & mammals will be any real threat.

          Water – There is way more water in a forest than in their natural habitat.

          Food – I find it hard to believe that there would be nothing in the way of seeds or berries in a wooded area like that. If it can forage successfully in the desert, it should be fine in a forest.

          I think that if we released a few hundred hamsters into a British/American forest they would thrive fairly well, but probably die off slowly due to competition from the local rodents and small birds rather than being killed or just being unable to survive.

          • Xenobio says:

            All captive golden hamsters ARE indeed domesticated animals. Pretty much all captive golden hamsters are descended from a female and her pups caught in 1930, so they’re inbred as hell too. That’s dozens or maybe even a couple hundred generations? They’re probably morons compared to wild golden hamsters. So I wouldn’t be too confident about them surviving in the wild. They have been known to survive and breed in people’s houses though, kind of like rats.

            • Diheckad says:

              Your theory on almost all “golden hamsters” being descended from one hamster from the 1930s is highly suspect. Especially seeing as how thT is a Syrian hamster and they come in many colour variations.

          • Ryan Waxx says:

            Because assuming that it would live wouldn’t allow them to care-troll.

            • diheckad says:

              Anyway, people should be hoping it does die. If it actually found another released hamster and they got funky it could mess up the ecosystem and kill off some local animals.

              • Ryan Waxx says:

                If hamsters were a competent invasive species, that would have happened already, given how ubiquitous they are as pets. I’ve read several people talking about how they “lost” their hamsters in their homes.

              • Traviata says:

                Kinda like people do?

          • Glorax says:

            The reason it would die would be because it is domesticated and being given food and water has diminished its instinct to forage.

            Generation after generation of breeding also means their genetic built-up defenses to climate has diminished as well.

          • Diheckad says:

            You are talking as if this animals natural habitat is a cage inside a human home. Syrian hamsters naturally come from Syrian deserts.

            • Vina says:

              WILD Syrian hamsters, yes. Pet store born-and-bred Syrian hamsters, no. If the cold didn’t kill it (their instinct is to burrow but then again it probably wouldn’t be able to build a great one or invaded another animal’s), then it probably ate something it shouldn’t have, or something else ate it. Or another rodent tore it to shreds for invading its territory…

        • Penny says:

          Cats? Cats can’t survive? What kind of retarded cats do you hang out with, man? Cats can survive anywhere.

        • Jessica says:

          Fine for release? And this is why we have invasive species. *facepalm* Do not release pets. Especially exotic pets (like hamsters in the U.S., most snake species pretty much anywhere they’re sold as pets, almost all fish species, and most pet reptiles).

    • stevenhawkingisgod says:

      Tigers run in the wild but you don’t see me letting my cat out in the safari.

  8. DoWhat says:

    People like her shouldn’t be allowed to own animals. There needs to be some kind of IQ test necessary. Poor thing. At least an owl didn’t go hungry that night.

  9. Professor Phuc Yu says:

    RIP English language

  10. blah says:

    Must find and kill her.

  11. P ʘ ɢ says:

    Who names hamsters Nemo? Nemo is a parrot’s name.

  12. clxxxiv says:

    I bet Richard Simmon would have given him a warm place to live. Until asxphyiation happened.

  13. orion says:

    Pray to god she has no children, imagine what would happen when she got tired of them?

  14. K8sMum says:

    it’s illegal to release non-indigenous animals into the wild. not that this wee guy is gonna last long enough to matter. what a twonk.

  15. Imp says:

    Nemo spelt backwards is Omen….coincidence?

  16. deepintheheart says:

    Poor little guy. What misguided compassion.

  17. Angry poster is angry says:

    Don’t release your stupid pets into the wild! I hope she gets to witness Nemo being dismantled by a bird of prey, then said bird dies of complications from ingesting a domesticated animal and it’s corpse passes bird flu to the entire home she lives in and everyone ends up sterile after months of fighting infection.

    That would be fun.

  18. Raptor says:

    Geez, what a stupid and heartless b*tch.

  19. Stupidity is contagious says:

    This is why people should be forced to pass some kind of test or be licensed to own a pet OR to procreate. She is not unique either. Trust me, I work at a pet product store. “Can I cuddle with the little birdie?” “What do you mean I have to feed my fish?!?!? Don’t they eat the water?”

    • TheNarwhal says:

      My second job is at a pet store:

      “Is it important for my dog to drink water?”

      “Puppies are a lot of work, I thought it was just potty training, and that’s it!”

      “These fish flakes are really big, I don’t think my fish will eat them.”
      “Crush them up, throw them in.”
      “But they’re really big!”
      “Just crush them up, throw them in. Trust me.”

    • TC says:

      Hey, my little birdie loved to cuddle…

      Of course, she was a rescued, spoiled, hand-raised little princess, so… XD

  20. BK says:

    This is a joke, right?

  21. Dan says:

    Who releases a hamster into the wild rofl.

  22. Sid says:

    Is that Danielle from Danielle Ate the Sandwich?

  23. scrapheapchallenge says:

    animal abandonment & cruelty charges anyone? These kind of retards are the ones who keep me busy as a volunteer with animal rescue charities.

    “If you don’t want it, dump it” mentality needs to be squashed, if you can’t keep it, contact a rescue who can rehome it to a HOMECHECKED & RESPONSIBLE new home. There are all sorts of animal rescues out there, from species or breed specific ones (eg german shepherd dog rescue, ferret rescue etc) to general rescues who take in whatever, whenever.

    No excuse, and I want to pick her up in a helicopter, fly her out to the wildest depths of midwinter alaska and “free” her there – I’m sure she could eat the ice for water & gnaw on some lichen off the rocks, she’ll survive just fine.

    • Miye rivers says:

      Nah, seems too much trouble. I’m setting it free

    • thischickissublime says:

      Seriously!! :( When I worked the return desk at Meijer there was a lady who brought back a dead guinea pig. She was pissed, said she bought the aquarium and everything…..and filled it with water. The gpig swam for 3 days. I had never been so sickened.

    • Ryan Waxx says:

      A hamster is a glorified rat. Its life isn’t worth the human effort to bring charges. She can blend herself a milkshake with the furry little wretches for all I care.

    • Nabend1401 says:

      Chill out FFS… It was a hamster, not a bear that she let loose. It will have survived for a while and then served as food to a bird or fox.

      I have gerbils and they still don’t know whether I am something to be feared, something to be investigated or something to be eaten. I doubt the hamster will have fully grasped its situation…

    • YouDisgustMe says:

      Amen to that – can I help?

  24. jim eh says:

    Hispter Doofus.

  25. zzingeser says:

    my dad this to one of my hamsters!!!!!

  26. R says:

    That’s horrible, not funny. :(

  27. Turtle says:

    This is the bestest thing I’ve ever ever seen on this here website…except for when the hare was eaten by the lion, ha ha ha….that was a good one.

  28. Georgie Boy says:

    She should have just eaten the thing. That would have been the most human thing to do.

  29. instantmusic says:

    He’ll be fine. I’ve seen Hamtaro.

  30. mm says:

    There’s stupid on both sides. Stupid for releasing the hamster into the wild in an area where it isn’t native and when it’s been a pet its entire life and isn’t equipped. And stupidity on the replier. Hamsters DO live in the wild. Someone should take them to central Asia and show them a few. (again, not a excuse to release captive ones though.)

    • Ammika says:

      Hamsters don’t live in the wild just like your pet chiuaua doesn’t. They have wild/feral equivilants [dogs have wolves, cats have tigers] but they’re different enough that you can honestly say pets don’t live in the wild.

  31. Yuck says:

    Hey Scarbro,

    Your hammer and sickle photo is repulsive.

    The totalitarian communist dictatorship in Soviet Russia caused death and misery for millions of people over several decades. If you wouldn’t us a swastika, don’t use a hammer and sickle. Nazi and Communist logos are despicable.

    • Denn City says:

      *Looks around for Scarbro, can’t see him anywhere. Confuzzled…

      Are you seeing commies everywhere? Your full name isn’t Yuck McCarthy, is it?

    • canuck says:

      McDonald’s has caused death and misery to millions of people all over the world through deforestation to raise cattle and the selling of unhealthy foods. Therefore are the golden arches the same as a swastika?

    • Traviata says:

      I don’t like the Adidas logo myself.

  32. Heather says:

    It’s actually illegal to release domesticated animals into the wild. This girl should be found and fined to the full extent.

  33. Picolo says:

    With glasses that thick why is she so stupid?

  34. Smoosh says:

    The pageantry, the giant (possibly lenseless) hipster glasses… this has to be a joke, right?

  35. brokentwittermachine says:

    Someone this stupid should not have been allowed to have a pagina. I feel sorry for her kids when she releases them into the wild. I am sure the police officer will not be amused when she tells them that there is plenty of water and berries out there in the forest for her babies.

  36. 28 says:

    To all evolution retards, this hamster proves evolution does not exist.

  37. ash says:

    Umm. wow dumb. Poor thing was probably eaten that night :(

  38. 28 says:

    Only in USA, people are this dumb.

  39. Hello my name is says:

    The next day: Finding Nemo.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one thinking about how there’s actually TWO stupid people here? The girl and the person taking the pictures? Seriously…

  41. ShellyB says:

    My brother’s hamster once escaped from its cage and was missing for almost a year. We found it living in the atrium. It had been eating the bird food and plants all that time. He lived another 2 years (back in his cage, of course) and then one sad day my brother brought him in the kitchen not breathing. I tried CPR but was unable to revive him. R.I.P. Teddy the wonder-hamster.

  42. AprilMay says:

    And this is why invasive species take over. Somebody else just let go Dori and now Nemo and Dori are going to have 15 babies who will breed with themselves and take over the joint. Then those imbreed retarded babies will then destroy their fellow habitat and threatening-AIS-when will people think we evolved a bigger brain for a fudging reason.

    Poor Nemo.

  43. jediwarrior says:

    Nemo is Bantha Poodoo!

  44. Ellae says:

    Oh my god, everyone gets so angry over a little hamster. I bet this would get more comments than a picture of a starving child. Animals deserve respect sure, but some people seem to have no priorities!

    • YouDisgustMe says:

      In the context of this post, priorities between a child and this poor hamster are completely irrelevant, you bloody moron.

      • Ryan Waxx says:

        Actually, given that some of the morons here are advocating ass@ult, disfigur♥ment, or mur♥er as appropriate penalties for this “crime”, her criticism is spot-on and YOU, sir are the moron here.

    • Boosterseat says:

      Theyre not angry because of the hamster, they’re disgusted that someone is still so stupid to believe it would live happily in the backyard.

  45. Megalo says:

    Actually hamsters are wild animals…. the ones we keep as pes are bred for the purpose of being domestic. But hamsters descended from wild animals and live naturally in the desert.
    Don’t get me wrong, this girl is still clearly a twat.

  46. Bart says:

    Because it’s tame and has no more fears, it’s the perfect prey for any predator.

    And if it doesn’t get eaten by an owl or hawk, it will probably starve to death, because the hamster will be used to having acces to food 24/7 and has never learnt to search food by itself.

    Any frost will probably kill it too… since it hasn’t learned to hibernate and/or build a shelter for itself.

    Basically it has 0 surival instincts and 0% chance of surviving in the wild. Lulz!!!!!! Sucks to be a hamster!

    • Ryan Waxx says:

      You’re right!

      Because hamsters that haven’t gone to hamster school don’t know how to hibernate!

      Were you born that stupid or do you have to practice daily?

      • Vina says:

        Actually, hamsters that have lived in heated buildings all their lives and for generations wouldn’t survive in the cold. Even if they did hibernate, despite their nature they wouldn’t be able to gather enough food to survive hibernation (which isn’t a total three-month sleep, they do wake up periodically).

  47. Asthanius says:

    *Sigh* I guess it’s time to go into the forest and get started on Finding Nemo.

  48. What? says:

    Disgusting and heartless.

    I once drove 2 hours to pick up a hamster I found on Craigslist that someone didn’t want. I THANKED her for NOT turning her loose in the backyard.

    Douchebag.

  49. pak2rat says:

    Ah, the birth of invasive species issues, finally witnessed.

  50. Bri says:

    Why would ANYONE do this? If you don’t want the little baby anymore, give him to a friend, or to the shelter or something. He was probably eaten by a bird of prey moments after the person went back inside to go rant about how ‘eco friendly’ they are, assuming they thought they were giving him a better life by doing this. People like this bother me. >.<

  51. Kaye says:

    Wow, people are yards. The person in the picture left a comment saying that this was her backyard. And there is a YouTube video of this. She obviously didn’t let it go.
    And calm down people. It’s a hamster, they aren’t exactly a threatened species. Animals die all the time. Say she had released it. It could have fed a starving fox or owl. Maybe that was the easy prey it needed to get some energy to get it’s next meal. What if the owl or fox was a mother and the hamster that fed it gave it energy to get more food to feed it’s babies so the babies didn’t die. If you really think about maybe she saved some animals life. Huh!! Ever think about that!!
    Lol, people are tards. As am I ;)

  52. Meme says:

    True dat


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