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funny facebook fails - Advice: Oldie but Goodie

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  1. Catty says:

    Gramma’s got a facebook now she’s hitting on my friends…

  2. Blake says:

    But he said he’s already tried that!
    Also, when the grandmother says she’s ‘had’ these people…

    • The_Dude_that_came_back - Chief waste management officer of teh Internetz says:

      She probably is doing him a favor… knowing he’s not likely to get laid, she turned him off forever.

  3. The_Dude_that_came_back - Chief waste management officer of teh Internetz says:

    Yawn!

  4. bipolarbear, La Locura Furiosa says:

    when grandma’s giving you sex advice, i would say it’s time just resign yourself to a life of paying ladies of ill repute for their services.

  5. Monstro says:

    Yeah, I think this is kind of adorable.

  6. required says:

    Douchebags are very popular with a certain kind of girl. The kind you don’t want to have anything to do with.

  7. Matador says:

    I am pretty sure I picked up his grandma in a bar a couple weeks ago by ignoring her most of the night. She is pretty good in bed for her age though.

  8. mm says:

    A whole lot of fails in this one.

  9. Grandma says:

    So my dear Grandson informs me we are famous???? To everyone out there, he is wonderful, and so am I….the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…I’ll be more careful what I write on FB..LOL

  10. babihrse says:

    that is just priceless!
    he failed at looking hard
    he failed at getting laid
    and he failed in comparision to his grandma

  11. A.S. says:

    Go away grandma, I’m trying to be hardcore. Stop embarrassing me

  12. Derpy Bigglesworth says:

    His grandmother deserves a medal.

  13. lolololly says:

    Grandma’s Boy quote required here…This chick’s p*ssy smelled like the great depression

  14. Hey, look! It's Bobby Joe! says:

    Last names: gone. Profile picture on top: also gone. Perfect working order here


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