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Do that and it will go good or just take a sleeping pill.
“You become a wet sponge,
he’ll do the rest.”
Just like last time I was in Japan.
Oh yeah! I forgot to say hi to the mods.
Hi mods!
Your name is going to make you go into m0deration because of the b followed by the o. (The name of the b@nned one…)
You probably should change your name because it contains the banned syllable ‘b o’.
I didn’t want to but I suppose I had to. Maybe I should just keep it the other way, and force the mods to read all the sick and twisted stuff I come up with.
photosynthesis! photosynthesis! photosynthesis! photosynthesis! photosynthesis! photo…yea, you get the picture…
Use blow dolls then.
insert “up” in between blow and dolls please.LOL
Lame.
Like your face!
Oh darn, burn. /sarcasm
Clever! /sarcasm
I like how they tried to block out the url name yet you can see it clearly at the bottom of the picture where it says: “Ask br0teinshake a question”.
Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis.
^ This. It would be hilarious if someone would do that when they’re about to have sex.
Problem is, he’s still wearing pants.
Yep, that’s pretty much how it goes the first time.
Lay back and think of England?
I’m in England, that would put me right off my rhythm.
Close your legs, go outside, play with dolls and enjoy your childhood while you still have it. She sounds 12.
Technically speaking, at 12 you’re an adolescent not a child. And probably already hitting puberty. And if you go outside, you’ll probably notice animals getting busy. Oh Noes, we mustn’t ruin our precious little angels minds by exposing them to life OMFG run!
And if you think this isn’t staged by “br0teinshake” then you’re a complete idiot.
If you have to ask how to have sex, you aren’t old enough to be having it.
I actually go to school with the person who posted this! *It says the tumblr name on the bottom* Everybody go on facebook and add Jad Finlason!
Nothing, wait until you’re married, then do it.
Come now, you don’t have to wait that long.
dont they b@n him instead of the nice people?
Because of reasons apparently.
This just makes me sad. Wait, little girl. Wait.
I have pop pop in the attic
Arrested Development?
What? The mere fact that you call making love “pop pop” tells me you’re not ready.
The fact that you call it “pop pop” tells me that you’re not ready.
I believe they were quoting arrested development.
Photosynthesis?
PHOTOSYNTHESIS! PHOTOSYNTHESIS…
Then… pelvic thrust! Woooooooo… woooooooooooo!
Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring it around town.
Land on your right knee, don’t forget it!
I do the Pelvic Thrust until it drives me insay-yay-yay-hey-hey-hayne!
<3
Bring it AROUND town.
Photosynthesis!
http://lgbtlaughs.tumblr.com/post/10352165169
^THIS
Ahh yes…I remember the first time I had sex with Spongebob Squarepants…
Which hole did you penetrate?
You could just spray him with lemon juice like you always do me. He’s quite absorbent.
Forgot the sandwich
omfg it took my sister almost 2 minutes to figure out why this is funny
You pretend to be a plant?
Thank you, Spongebob.
Do anything you want. Just don’t complain when you get that first STD.