or be a huge success and not spend every waking moment speaking about how you owe it all to God when you’re the one that worked your ass off to get where you are, and then be a called a godless heathen when you die
They aren’t actually a church. They just run that as a front. They profit from their extremism pissing people off. When they are attacked, they sue whoever did it for everything they are worth. They have a ton of lawyers, and people with cameras on the scene to get proof. Honestly, it’s best to just ignore fukers like this.
I’d hope for my funeral, they’d show up, and the wrath of God would be demonstrated visibly and unmistakably against them.
I love how there’s a Bible verse for everything. 2 Peter 2: 1 – “But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them–bringing swift destruction on themselves.”
Yeah, that’s what tends to happen when you take a somewhat random collection of writings spanning a couple thousand years, and toss them all together in a single volume after selectively editing them for content.
Just for the record, I’m assuming that the status in the picture is referring to the Westboro Baptist Church located in northern California that is planning on picketing a high school because it is “f**-infested and run by peverts” (quote from the flyer produced by the church for the protest). This is because the high school is known in the area for having a quite active LGBT community and a very open-minded staff. Thought I would throw that out there in case anyone was unaware of this.
Or just died of cancer…
or be a huge success and not spend every waking moment speaking about how you owe it all to God when you’re the one that worked your ass off to get where you are, and then be a called a godless heathen when you die
I want to tell them I’m gay on my deathbed just for the lolz
Ryan Dunn.
Status disproven!
EXACTLY! No REAL church could be this messed up.
depends how you define church
They aren’t actually a church. They just run that as a front. They profit from their extremism pissing people off. When they are attacked, they sue whoever did it for everything they are worth. They have a ton of lawyers, and people with cameras on the scene to get proof. Honestly, it’s best to just ignore fukers like this.
See this makes total sense.
I concur with the sentiments of the OP.
The WBC only pickets funerals where they will get media attention….
That’s the point…
The more you drink, the WBC.
^^^WHO BROKE TEH REPLY BUTTON?
Sky, sky, sky… it’s b0rked.
I’d hope for my funeral, they’d show up, and the wrath of God would be demonstrated visibly and unmistakably against them.
I love how there’s a Bible verse for everything. 2 Peter 2: 1 – “But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them–bringing swift destruction on themselves.”
Cheeze and Crackers! I accidentally let the letters “b” and “o” stay together. Who knows what else I did? M0deraping sucks.
lol “mоderаping”
B and O, eh? Sounds like you got railroaded!
Yeah, that’s what tends to happen when you take a somewhat random collection of writings spanning a couple thousand years, and toss them all together in a single volume after selectively editing them for content.
Just watched the Louis Theroux doco on them.. Crazy bastards!
You know, they’re becoming popular as haters now. It’s Rebecca Black all over again
No, she did a crappy job singing a crappy melody with lyrics stolen from a good song.
Totally agree with your points about WBC, though.
“No, she did a crappy job singing a crappy melody with lyrics stolen from a good song.”
… like what?
this joke was stolen from saturdays think stuff podcast…
Can you really say that? It’s such a simple and obvious thought. I’d bet that hundreds of people had said it before it was ever broadcast.
My funeral will be a picket at WBC! What about that?
Oh, noes! I got mоderаped!
Thats gunna be a word now, isn’t it? lol
My funeral will be a picket at WBC! What abоut that?
Was this post from a guy named Brian?
True
I want my funeral to be picketed now…
Then I already know I’m doing good… got a nasty Tweet from one of their members a while back!
Like I said, the Wesboro group totally screws up what it claims to be preaching and gives real Christians a bad name.
I agree wholeheartedly. My personal philosophy is “Preach the Gospel always, and if necessary, use words.”
Just for the record, I’m assuming that the status in the picture is referring to the Westboro Baptist Church located in northern California that is planning on picketing a high school because it is “f**-infested and run by peverts” (quote from the flyer produced by the church for the protest). This is because the high school is known in the area for having a quite active LGBT community and a very open-minded staff. Thought I would throw that out there in case anyone was unaware of this.
More likely, that you died before your time from something public and EITHER tragic or heroic.
Not likely to be a win for you, I’m afraid.