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  1. Chode Town says:

    that’s racist!

  2. Noko says:

    She automatically uploads every photo she takes with the phone? Who is the real criminal here? Really.

    • Jon says:

      Life without parole.

    • Jeff says:

      I was wondering how to do this on my android… It’d save me a crap load of time.

      • Rox says:

        Jeff, i downloaded the g+ application on my android and by default it uploads all pictures to a g+ gallery, but keeps them private (only i can see them, other people can’t). I think it’s a great feature.

        • Jeff says:

          I know, but no one actually uses G+ … “Add at least 10 people using Google+ to your circles to make sure your experience is awesome!” No can do…

    • instantmusic says:

      She also didnt lock her car, and presumably thinks that another woman wouldn’t pose a threat.

      I think she has more fail than the criminal.

    • B says:

      What is more likely is she bought a $1.99 AP that automatically takes a picture of anyone who enters the wrong passcode into the phone and sends it to the linked email address. She puts her fb email as the address, or somehow gets it sent to her fb album instead. Pretty cool

  3. wusiwug says:

    ha ha its funni bekos tat tif is stupid

  4. dude says:

    just lock your car – especially if you notice that someone notices it. no matter if woman or man. Even women steal purses… Gut have not soooo much use for it. they go for the content. :)

  5. Cookie says:

    T-Purse

  6. alicia says:

    same exact thing happened to my friend, only it was a white guy

  7. Sarge says:

    Are you sure that’s a guy? I’ve seen black women with more facial hair than that!

  8. um says:

    um, how about not leaving your purse in any car, locked or unlocked? That’s just asking for trouble, and I don’t care how many babies you have.

    • PodMonkey says:

      While we’re on the subject of preventative measures, if she simply hadn’t parked next to a black person (man or woman), this wouldn’t have happened either.

      • Amycakes says:

        Wow, racist much? Yeah, because other races never steal anything…

        • Ahhh derka says:

          I’m going to assume you’ve had a few things stolen from you before. You must keep on your toes around these people.
          But that’s ok. We all learn from our mistakes.

  9. toyocoyote says:

    I guess PedoBear moved on to bigger prey

  10. deepintheheart says:

    D’oh!

  11. shin0bi272 says:

    LOL dumbass

  12. Ben says:

    Criminally ignunt. Both of them.

  13. ol' Bastard says:

    A black person. Why am I not surprised?

  14. Vincenzo Ferraro says:

    LOL you can’t trust those moolies.

  15. Ryan Waxx says:

    The person who posted this should be banned for perpetuating racial stereotypes. If they had to include a picture, they should have photoshopped in a Wall Street Fat Cat, thereby placing the blame where it belongs… with the perpe – traitors who eat 400 black africans per day in order to perpetuate fiscal inequality and insufficient social justice.

  16. Kweezy157 says:

    What an idiot.

    Pro-tip: Always hard-reset a stolen phone and put it in AP mode when you get it, and preserve the SD card just in case the chick has any nudes stored.

  17. Nemephosis says:

    Gee, what a surprise. Look who the thief is.

  18. Fev says:

    Thought it was a woman because of long braids??? What if it had been the Predator?

  19. DEVILINMYDNA says:

    I almost didn’t recognize Lil Jon without the sunglasses and crunk cup.

    Oh, sorry. It’s a “chalice.” Wouldn’t wanna mess up and start using lower-class words in the face of royalty.

  20. someone says:

    few days ago I got a similar repost on my fb, someone iphone had been stolen with the same settings, and asked everyone to repost the pic to find out who it was

  21. fexrin says:

    do people learn NOTHING from anthony weiner????

  22. dh says:

    iam surprised he didn’t shot his d*ck or *ss

    • PodMonkey says:

      Wait, that’s not his a$s? Oh well, look at that, you’re right. That’s his face. So hard to tell with his kind.

  23. Stacie says:

    I grew up right next to this town. Seeing it on the site that I frequent a ton is quite humorous.


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