“oh heavens, i have to beat off for a whole week! whatever shall i do?”
“i’m so sorry my body does what the female body does in every mamalian species since the dawn of the mammal ;-;”
I like how men think that they all turn into George Clooney when they age. Newsflash: your balls sag, you get wrinkles, you get fat rolls, and you start balding.
I’d like to think that the only guys who get “frustrated” like that over not getting any are unable to drink legally. I wouldn’t do anything but laugh at a guy who tried to give me a hard time because it was my time of the month.
Lol! Wouldn’t that be awesome if he was? That just gave me an awesome image of Jesus in his robes covered in bling and cruising in the back of a Cadillac with his fine ladies
Women have come so far with independence. We can vote, hold important positions in companies, and rule countries. Little twits like “ashlyniscool” above just go and throw all the hard work away!
If the dude is mad at you during Aunt Flo’s visit, dump his @ss and find a real man who can handle a week off. Nuff said.
sure. first it’s a week. then it’s “that time of year,” and then “not this decade,” and then “not in your lifetime, buddy.” yeah. guys are douchebags for wanting sex from their partners, when they know it’s not gonna last anyway.
it’s so much fun to say “dump his ass” for every little thing, isn’t it?
No, *some* men are douchebags for thinking that sex with anyone other than themselves is a right. I can’t imagine *wanting* to go a week without sex, but when it’s necessary, it’s nice not to have some douche getting angry and giving me a hard time.
I think it more has to do with more dumb people that can now be heard due to “that new fangled world wide interwebs” men and women alike. when you have a small community there are probably going to be few examples of really stupid people and you know them so you know it is they who are stupid, not all women etc. As societys become more interconnected we have more and more passing relations where we see someone do something stupid, but don’t know that person. In these cases generalizations take over, and because negatives make more of an impression in general than positives in our mind we think that everyone is like whatever dumb stuff we have seen, just my 2 cent thought on it, not thoroughly researched etc, just a thought
So basically the dam that once prevented the enormous floods of derp from saturating society has crumbled thanks to the internet. Now we’re all swimming in a septic tank of anti-intellectual filth that makes the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina look like the swimming pool at a 5-star resort and spa.
Allow me to quietly integrate your opinion into mine.
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I actually think that is fantastic advice.
As a guy, I would never exhibit frustration, pressure a partner or propose anything like this. But it makes me think of a friend of mine whose wife is from the Balkans. Six years into his marriage he told me they were still having sex four or so times a week and she replaced that with bjs during that time of the month.
I was blown away by that thought, because it was so foreign to my experience or that of my other friends.
You know that’s a marriage that is never going to fail. Those are children that will never grow up in a broken home.
All because there’s a focus in the relationship on making a partner happy in a way that’s important to them, instead of falling into the easy trap of snap judgements and self-focus.
“As a guy, I would never exhibit frustration, pressure a partner or propose anything like this.”
That, my good friend, makes you a MAN.
I would personally have no problem with a compromise like your friend. But I would only offer it to the guy who didn’t turn into a whiny grumpy b***h because he couldn’t get any due to a natural occurrence- which I’m sure your Balkan friend is not. They sound terrific!
But it goes back to my above statement. Only a BOY would act like that in the first place. Period.
Tim, guys like you are the reasons for the stereotypes about guys in relationships. I’m a guy and I’m perfectly straight, but I’m not selfish enough to demand sex from my partner. Yeah, it would be nice every once in a while, but I’m not going to pressure her into it. The sex isn’t going to be that good anyway if you do that cus she’s not into it.
Or another option: Quit being a squeamish ponce and have sex anyway if you are up for it. It really isn’t that big a deal. Put a black shirt/towel down to protect anything below it and have fun. Hasn’t been an issue at all in any of my relationships. Just my two cents.
Granted, I know some people have bigger discomfort and heavy cramping issues. But that certainly isn’t the case for everyone.
Why the hell would you date someone who got mad at you for being unable to have sex? In fact, if your entire relationship relied on having sex constantly, seriously, why the hell would you date?
A funny response. Seriously,though, hell, that never stopped me or any partners before. Unless there’s too much physical pain & discomfort, partners should really be that comfortable with each other if they are having sex.
If not, they might not be right for each other — or something. The whole fact that she’s asking that question makes me thing they both are too young and immature to be having sex in the first place. Both the boyfriend for being douchey about it and the girlfriend for being clueless.
I usually give my husband BJ’s or we do anal during my ‘woman time’, that is, as long as it’s not the 2 days I’m extremely sick. But he would never pressure me into anything during that time or anytime, and he would never get angry with me if I didn’t feel like it. For any guys out there who are douche bags about it, just imagine the worst hangover you have ever had in your life, now expand that to a week, and have that happen every single month then tell me you want to do anything at all during that time. Honestly it’s amazing any of us women manage to get out of bed that week!
I don’t get headaches, but instead they hangover is in my uterus (stupid, stupid uterus) and I bleed *very* heavily, so I’m the one not up for it, but I’m more than happy to compensate him for putting up with my moodiness. Again, my idea not his. I know he hopes for it every time, but he doesn’t speak a word of it.
I am also a very heavy bleeder. You’re lucky you don’t get the headaches though! For me it’s a constant migraine for at least four days, and sometimes it starts the week before. My husband really is a great guy to put up with me! haha! So yes some compensation is warranted for sure! Science needs to invent a period vaccine already so we can just stop having it until we WANT to have kids.
Granted, a guy shouldn’t be incredibly demanding when it comes to sex, and equally obviously, he should understand when his partner’s not up to it.
But some of these commenters are acting as if she’s not blueballing him out of spite, then she’s not a real woman or something. This kind of misandry and, lets be honest – hate is all too commonly spoken and all too seldomly resisted nowadays.
Would you be reacting the same if the male was not meeting the female’s sexual expectations? Or would your advice be exactly the same… dump the despised, replaceable male?
It’s almost as if only one gender is allowed to have sexual expectations at all.
If I wasn’t pleased sexually then yes, Dump the replaceable male. I tell friends that as well, female and male. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that from either gender. If you plan on being in a relationship with someone you have to be sexually satisfied for the relationship to work, otherwise someone will end up feeling frustrated sexually and that almost always leads to cheating.
However, I do agree with you about some of the comments, But really what else is new?
Yeah Ryan, but only men are so sexually crazed, women actually have will power when it comes to sex, you say you don’t wanna hate but you put a whole lot of that hate on women, you’re the one-sided one, if it were up to you women would be at your every beck and call, I can tell that by your comments, I like men, i’m only telling it like it is.
As its been said, “Take the good with the bad”. As I call it, “In the shower week”!!! Which you all know to be awesome! Take something unpleasant, and make it wonderful. Any guy that can’t handle it, or doesn’t agree, will find my things outside her bathroom…
Things this post has taught me.
1. Women are just as sexist as men.
ex. Frustration apparently is the same thing as anger and men are not allowed those emotions. If they dare to do so they should be dumped.
2. Men should probably never ask for sex.
ex. By taking the women’s comments on this post as gestalt. Asking for sex from your partner is never an acceptable thing.
3. Communication is the last possible thing people should resort to in a relationship.
ex. Internet people why you no tell OP to talk with her man and come to some sort of rational compromise.
4. mm has even less of a life than I do.
ex. Seriously mm every post, no one cares.
“As the Red river flows forth, I will not turn my nose to the air. Rather, I will dive into the muff that spews out the blood of life and relish in both the magnificence, and pure barbarianism that it takes to straight up lick a bleeding vag.” -King Henry VIII
Why don’t you stop being an idiot and break up with him? If he is mad over something like that then he is obviously using you for sex and not much more. Kuddos to him for getting away with it, though.
You guys are stupid. Sex actually helps against cramps and it releases endorphines which make you less moody. I don’t stop having sex just because it’s a little bit more messy than usual.
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“The way to a mans heart is through his penis”
-Mahatma Gandhi-
LOL!
The way to a man’s heart is Chuck Norris’s fist.
Or ‘Anal Week’.
^was waiting for this
Dump him. He’s a douchebag.
Someones on the rag^
yes, that has been put in a bottle of gasoline, so watch it tehbojj.
“oh heavens, i have to beat off for a whole week! whatever shall i do?”
“i’m so sorry my body does what the female body does in every mamalian species since the dawn of the mammal ;-;”
ಠ_ಠ
That may not work. My ex used to get extremely upset when I got myself off. I don’t know why because 30 minutes later I was ready again…
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FYI (for bestial types especially) – among mammals, only chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and humans have a menstrual cycle.
And bats and elephant shrews.
tell that to my dog that bleeds every 6 months.
Dogs have an estrus cycle, not a menstrual cycle.
Maybe take it to the vet then, dogs dont menstruate.
They can bleed when they’re in heat.
More advice: Suggest your boyfriend to do his mom in said week.
The Oedipus Sex week.
^this.
Why not Zoidberg?
…and the award for most ‘impeccable timing’ goes to Junkyard!!
Bravo, good sir! Bravo! =P
Wow. If dude can’t take care of himself for a week, maybe there are underlying issues…
can he not be patient and show respect..
He’s just a child. He’ll grow out of it.
The child part I mean, the impatience and immaturity will probably last forever.
Yea, he’ll grow out of it… after they both get old (meaning she gets fat and ugly).
I like how men think that they all turn into George Clooney when they age. Newsflash: your balls sag, you get wrinkles, you get fat rolls, and you start balding.
You annoy me.
Particularly because your name contains a quote from a sh!tty sitcom.
Trolls…gotta love ‘em
all that has happened/will happen to clooney too…
he just has a stylist, make up artist, plastic surgeon et al to help hide it
To say nothing of the fact that every single stitch of his clothing including his danged swim trunks is custom-tailored to fit him exactly.
So who’s he giving blow jobs to?
The mail man
^this…lmao
He should have the same amount of pain and bleeding like she does.
Thats a job for Monkeyface!
Stick that ‘finger’ in good and make sure it hurtttts
That implies (pun intended) that there is a useful purpose for Monkey Face!
*world falls apart*
But
Butt
I thought perhaps it was IMPortant to put those ‘skills’ to some use before they get out of hand….
I’d like to think that the only guys who get “frustrated” like that over not getting any are unable to drink legally. I wouldn’t do anything but laugh at a guy who tried to give me a hard time because it was my time of the month.
Funny. But it shouldn’t be happening anyway if you aren’t married.
*And thus the Lord spoketh…
No, I’m pretty sure some moron said that. The Lord said have at it!
Lol! Wouldn’t that be awesome if he was? That just gave me an awesome image of Jesus in his robes covered in bling and cruising in the back of a Cadillac with his fine ladies
Menstruation is only for married women?
You come over here and tell my ovaries that. Preferably before next week.
Hahaha, well played, amanda.
I hurped and I durped and I hurrrred your house down.
Women have come so far with independence. We can vote, hold important positions in companies, and rule countries. Little twits like “ashlyniscool” above just go and throw all the hard work away!
If the dude is mad at you during Aunt Flo’s visit, dump his @ss and find a real man who can handle a week off. Nuff said.
sure. first it’s a week. then it’s “that time of year,” and then “not this decade,” and then “not in your lifetime, buddy.” yeah. guys are douchebags for wanting sex from their partners, when they know it’s not gonna last anyway.
it’s so much fun to say “dump his ass” for every little thing, isn’t it?
gee, let’s see if a serious comment gets through moderation for a change.
IMPOSSIBRU!
cry moar
No, *some* men are douchebags for thinking that sex with anyone other than themselves is a right. I can’t imagine *wanting* to go a week without sex, but when it’s necessary, it’s nice not to have some douche getting angry and giving me a hard time.
Maybe Aunt Flo is visiting him too…
For a real man this wouldn’t even be an issue in the first place.
Its true, the women’s rights movement is over, and girls like her killed it.
I personally blame birth control, nothing like a buncha moody, hormonally wrecked, drug-dependant females to make the whole gender look retarded.
“liberator of women” my ass.
I think it more has to do with more dumb people that can now be heard due to “that new fangled world wide interwebs” men and women alike. when you have a small community there are probably going to be few examples of really stupid people and you know them so you know it is they who are stupid, not all women etc. As societys become more interconnected we have more and more passing relations where we see someone do something stupid, but don’t know that person. In these cases generalizations take over, and because negatives make more of an impression in general than positives in our mind we think that everyone is like whatever dumb stuff we have seen, just my 2 cent thought on it, not thoroughly researched etc, just a thought
So basically the dam that once prevented the enormous floods of derp from saturating society has crumbled thanks to the internet. Now we’re all swimming in a septic tank of anti-intellectual filth that makes the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina look like the swimming pool at a 5-star resort and spa.
Allow me to quietly integrate your opinion into mine.
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No no no. It’s just that time of the internet.
Can’t tell if trolling… or just stupid.
ashlyniscool is 16. nuff said.
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I actually think that is fantastic advice.
As a guy, I would never exhibit frustration, pressure a partner or propose anything like this. But it makes me think of a friend of mine whose wife is from the Balkans. Six years into his marriage he told me they were still having sex four or so times a week and she replaced that with bjs during that time of the month.
I was blown away by that thought, because it was so foreign to my experience or that of my other friends.
You know that’s a marriage that is never going to fail. Those are children that will never grow up in a broken home.
All because there’s a focus in the relationship on making a partner happy in a way that’s important to them, instead of falling into the easy trap of snap judgements and self-focus.
^ This.
very foreign to my experience as well.
and inb4 some idiot says sex is not required for a healthy long-term relationship (where at least 1 partner rather enjoys sex.)
“As a guy, I would never exhibit frustration, pressure a partner or propose anything like this.”
That, my good friend, makes you a MAN.
I would personally have no problem with a compromise like your friend. But I would only offer it to the guy who didn’t turn into a whiny grumpy b***h because he couldn’t get any due to a natural occurrence- which I’m sure your Balkan friend is not. They sound terrific!
But it goes back to my above statement. Only a BOY would act like that in the first place. Period.
Uhm… no pun intended.
Yea, any guy that says that is A)gay B)gay or C)a transsexual.
I prefer to think that anyone male or female that says that has never actually been in a relationship.
Tim, guys like you are the reasons for the stereotypes about guys in relationships. I’m a guy and I’m perfectly straight, but I’m not selfish enough to demand sex from my partner. Yeah, it would be nice every once in a while, but I’m not going to pressure her into it. The sex isn’t going to be that good anyway if you do that cus she’s not into it.
^agree.
Or another option: Quit being a squeamish ponce and have sex anyway if you are up for it. It really isn’t that big a deal. Put a black shirt/towel down to protect anything below it and have fun. Hasn’t been an issue at all in any of my relationships. Just my two cents.
Granted, I know some people have bigger discomfort and heavy cramping issues. But that certainly isn’t the case for everyone.
Why the hell would you date someone who got mad at you for being unable to have sex? In fact, if your entire relationship relied on having sex constantly, seriously, why the hell would you date?
That’s what my girlfriend does. She’s awesome. Of course I pay her back as soon as possible!
^^^
A funny response. Seriously,though, hell, that never stopped me or any partners before. Unless there’s too much physical pain & discomfort, partners should really be that comfortable with each other if they are having sex.
If not, they might not be right for each other — or something. The whole fact that she’s asking that question makes me thing they both are too young and immature to be having sex in the first place. Both the boyfriend for being douchey about it and the girlfriend for being clueless.
Put a towel down week. Jesus people, it’s only a little blood.
Or shower bonage week.
you’re not a man until you have blood on your sword
BAHAHHAA
MAKE THIS GUY THE LEADER OF THE WORLD
^ This.
Yes, I agree. Put a towel down. must be a lot of chickens out there.
Hey, be glad he’s not going somewhere else!
“not in the mood, don’t want it… had it last night from the guy down the block… still a bit sore thanks”
I usually give my husband BJ’s or we do anal during my ‘woman time’, that is, as long as it’s not the 2 days I’m extremely sick. But he would never pressure me into anything during that time or anytime, and he would never get angry with me if I didn’t feel like it. For any guys out there who are douche bags about it, just imagine the worst hangover you have ever had in your life, now expand that to a week, and have that happen every single month then tell me you want to do anything at all during that time. Honestly it’s amazing any of us women manage to get out of bed that week!
I don’t get headaches, but instead they hangover is in my uterus (stupid, stupid uterus) and I bleed *very* heavily, so I’m the one not up for it, but I’m more than happy to compensate him for putting up with my moodiness. Again, my idea not his. I know he hopes for it every time, but he doesn’t speak a word of it.
I am also a very heavy bleeder.
You’re lucky you don’t get the headaches though! For me it’s a constant migraine for at least four days, and sometimes it starts the week before. My husband really is a great guy to put up with me! haha! So yes some compensation is warranted for sure! Science needs to invent a period vaccine already so we can just stop having it until we WANT to have kids. 
Vaccine against menstruation? Its not a disease. =o They say taking the pill during your periods help against bleeding etc.
Granted, a guy shouldn’t be incredibly demanding when it comes to sex, and equally obviously, he should understand when his partner’s not up to it.
But some of these commenters are acting as if she’s not blueballing him out of spite, then she’s not a real woman or something. This kind of misandry and, lets be honest – hate is all too commonly spoken and all too seldomly resisted nowadays.
Would you be reacting the same if the male was not meeting the female’s sexual expectations? Or would your advice be exactly the same… dump the despised, replaceable male?
It’s almost as if only one gender is allowed to have sexual expectations at all.
If it was switched around, I’d have the same opinion — tell her that she doesn’t own his body either, and she has two perfectly-good hands.
If I wasn’t pleased sexually then yes, Dump the replaceable male. I tell friends that as well, female and male. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that from either gender. If you plan on being in a relationship with someone you have to be sexually satisfied for the relationship to work, otherwise someone will end up feeling frustrated sexually and that almost always leads to cheating.
However, I do agree with you about some of the comments, But really what else is new?
Yeah Ryan, but only men are so sexually crazed, women actually have will power when it comes to sex, you say you don’t wanna hate but you put a whole lot of that hate on women, you’re the one-sided one, if it were up to you women would be at your every beck and call, I can tell that by your comments, I like men, i’m only telling it like it is.
As its been said, “Take the good with the bad”. As I call it, “In the shower week”!!! Which you all know to be awesome! Take something unpleasant, and make it wonderful. Any guy that can’t handle it, or doesn’t agree, will find my things outside her bathroom…
“Red week is a Head week” as they say …
Things this post has taught me.
1. Women are just as sexist as men.
ex. Frustration apparently is the same thing as anger and men are not allowed those emotions. If they dare to do so they should be dumped.
2. Men should probably never ask for sex.
ex. By taking the women’s comments on this post as gestalt. Asking for sex from your partner is never an acceptable thing.
3. Communication is the last possible thing people should resort to in a relationship.
ex. Internet people why you no tell OP to talk with her man and come to some sort of rational compromise.
4. mm has even less of a life than I do.
ex. Seriously mm every post, no one cares.
I call it “Red wing week”.
Bon Appetit
Best week of the month.
Best way to a man’s heart is through a woman’s mouth.
That time of the month for you is it?
Kick him in the crotch every time you get a cramp.
Funny… my gf gets as upset as I do when its her time of month because we can’t have sex. I’m not the only one enjoying what we do together!
Why is it always the woman that’s the only one that can “treat” their partner to some form of genital stimulation?
That is certainly not the case in this household! Women enjoy sex too, or should. It’s not a chore, it’s fun!
“As the Red river flows forth, I will not turn my nose to the air. Rather, I will dive into the muff that spews out the blood of life and relish in both the magnificence, and pure barbarianism that it takes to straight up lick a bleeding vag.” -King Henry VIII
I feel honored that my post has made it on here. I am awesome.
Did you take the advice?
Your forgot the “S” at the end of your name.
Never call it this…then you actually have to do it!
Why don’t you stop being an idiot and break up with him? If he is mad over something like that then he is obviously using you for sex and not much more. Kuddos to him for getting away with it, though.
This swings both ways. If a guy “needs” it during that time a girl might not want to do anything that week. Who’s needs are above the others?
Think of the time as a Sabbath day. Just take a week off once in a while, have something to look forward to.
Real sailors also sail the red sea!
You guys are stupid. Sex actually helps against cramps and it releases endorphines which make you less moody. I don’t stop having sex just because it’s a little bit more messy than usual.
A week of red a week of head!