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please resist the urge to bork the comments. i will make cookies for everyone.
COOKIES!?
I like cookies.
My browser likes cookies too!
*Bowser
*Bro-ser
*Bromance
is the dOOche’s thingI had a bromance once. It all ended in tears.
Bad romance*
Rah rah…
Bad Medicine
I believe you meant ‘rad bromance’
*Brassiere
*Brass Ear
*Pap Smear
Cookies?
Who said you could eat my cookies?!
teh-d00hche did \/
Cooties*
^^
THEY ALL BROUGHT BLEACH
OK, where the he11 is the bleach bottle? New email address? C’mon, Bo, get it hooked up wif gravatar already. C’MON! CEREALOUSLY!
I know I know. I had a mid e-life crisis but mes get gooders now.
I have ze German accent!
I bring ze sword from ze shopping but das not allowed.
how much can ze boot hold?
I have ze reel Dshermen Akzent, mein Führer!
*Fahrrad
Streichholzschächtelchen.
Hola
Eins, zwei, drei, eins, zwei, drei, schwertzen!
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
fünfundfünfzig tausend fünfhundert fünfundfünfzig
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
55555
Hey, I’m lazy.
Do you mean “schwärzen” (to blacken, to char)?
Warum können wir nicht bringen Schwerter im Flugzeug? In den alten Reich gab es keine so dumme Regeln bei Reisen ins Ausland. Ah, das waren noch Zeiten.
I’m going to call you out… because of the first sentence. You are not german, get over it, not everyone can be awesome.
Alles wird gut…*streicht dem armen Deutschen über den Kopf*
Of course I’m not German. If I was I wouldn’t have written something so stupid and obvious.
Deutschland muss sterben, damit wir leben können.
Ummm you don’t have to be able to speak and/or write the language to be German.
Which old empire are you talking about? The Holy Roman Empire? While they did all have swords back then, airplanes were most uncommon.
Also, google translate is such an achievement…
*Warum können wir keine Schwerter ins Flugzeug bringen? Zu Zeiten des Reichs gab es es keine solch dummen Regeln bei Auslandsreisen. Das waren noch Zeiten.
Calm yourself, my cute little chimp.
Oh no! Stop the bully!!!
I do not read German. Therefore I can make no sense of any of this.
Why couldn’t we take swords onto the plane? In the time of the empire you didn’t have stupid rules like that when going abroad. Those were the days.
I’m so swordy he missed his flight.
It’s too early in the Failbook day for puns.
No it’s not. Sadly, I can’t come up with a pun that sounds knife, though.
vag i n a slang in latin for penis sheath.
Did the pun rise too early for you?
The forcast says, slightly punny, with a chance of rain today.
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We should really cut it off now…
Bahahahahaha!
Ned Stark disapproves this post
Off with his head!
Haha, I love Chris Hastings
LMAO
They were going to star as the guards in an Alladin Musical
“YOU idiot! we’ve all got swords!!!”
That’s what I kept thinking of! haha
I came here just to mention that. Amazing that such an insignificant but well delivered line would have such a lasting memory.
The line has a memory? That would indeed be surprising.
since i’m too lazy to read 18 hours of Failbook history… i saw that Aaron the Modeity made an appearance. Is everything cool? Was this just reaction to “people” borking comments and longtext spamming? Or whoever was posting the serious troll comments?
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/08/24/funny-facebook-fails-the-utter-devastation/
He kind of comments all over.
And I have yet to see any of these serious troll comments. Although I was sorting through the comments and realized we literally did have a war with FailBlog. (Really, Lawerence?
*)
I corrected it as my computer sent in the comment…I’m always too late.
Remember not to poofread, it makes text disappear!
I swear I assassinated the presidont, but my bleach soaked ass can’t find it?
Am I is hasing a kerfluffle? Will marry ever find the true love of her life? Did roger rap3 that korean immigrant who tutors his step children?
All this and more on the next…. days off our bleach
lolwut?
I posted the link…then realized links are modded.
h t t p : / /failbook.failblog.org/2011/08/24/funny-facebook-fails-the-utter-devastation/
He wrote all over.
links to cheezburger sites will pass moderation fairly quickly.
Also Jibble and others were creeped out because of some sockpuppet trolling I did.
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/08/24/funny-facebook-fails-the-utter-devastation/comment-page-1/#comment-390029
You know. I must admit I did not like that dirty talk you had going on there. That’s why I ass-ass-in-ate-d ya
Sowreys????
We’re good. ; )
You sort of win something for that. The poor English was spectacularly spoofed. Now… don’t ever do it again or I’ll sit on you.
OK…I..will…never..ever….even…think about doing it…OMG…
Actually I think that was funny. You should’ve creeped lawerence more before admitting it. I’m sure he’d've handle it well.
If Teh D00che kept creeping me out I would’ve handled it with a drunk honey badger, two gallons of Douglas Fir sap, a pink elephant and a Hyundai.
Whoa.
Yeah, what’s up with the Hyundai?
But I’ll never tell!
You would take me to a weekend at a spa? That would have been nice…
*would have taken
That’s what I wanted at fіrst, but then I accidentally my mask.
I’m proud to say, I thought it was disgusting and promptly ignored it. You are so full of quirky, lemony goodness, you really don’t need to sockpuppet. Just be you. <3
Thanks for that. ^^ I used a sockpuppet because that really wasn’t me.
Ha, I wish I had seen that.
What creeped them out?
The stuff he was saying was SERIOUSLY messed up. Lol. Just go to yesterday’s fails and ctrl+f for “mustardbeater” and “master peter.”
They were taken down. : (
“They” wanted to make homosexual intercourse with him.
xD
Teh d00che, you’re awesome.
yeah, that was the ‘serious trolling’ i was wondering about.
I thought it was Lawerence.
I assure you, I won’t be using over-the-top perverted jokes (Only made an over-the-top perverted joke once. Find it if you can!), Foul language, or overall creepiness as a way to convey humor.
Right, foul language is just over the top.
Violence however… lol
whose pants?
Not mine. I don’t wear pants.
Wait a minute, you were the creepy guy who was in love with me?
That’s his subconcious loving you.
I still am…I mean…Yes, those were my sockpuppets…I wasn’t myself…^^
I wrote an apology on today’s ƒ¡rst Fail “Wrong Quake”.
Where you got killed.
I was up early and didn’t get a BJ in bed so I was mad at my pres. But were cool now, cause my new avatar works, and I peed a little in my pants. And he likes that.
Also you missed and killed somebody else.
*sniffs at Bo’s pants*
Me gusta.
I’m also a creepy guy in love with you. Nice to meet you!
NO. I am. *heart*
Who comes from Germany to America and buys medieval crap? Germany participated in actual “medieval times.”
Who said they were actual medevil times relics? Pretty sure a sword, no matter what time it was made, serves the same purpose.
Jeez*+(3_=!28%%%%?
Medieval Times is a theme restaurant.
This is a repost from somewhere…. But I do not recall where. I know I’ve seen this before..
::gyahaha:: I remember reading this real-time. Poor Chris! He’s (one of) my hero(es), as the author/artist for The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Sorry, Ophelia, but Failbook law requires all posters to limit 1 hero per. I am placing you under arrest.
don’t take ophelia, take me!
look! I have several swordz!
Hey biggie step away from Ophelia she has an unauthorized avatar of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I should know I am a Canadian.
♫ Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha goin do whatcha goin do when they come for you♫…..hjhahhas hjfgjlk;h fhhhnjlkfhgauoiyw
As you wish, Torch. Ophelia, you’re free to go.
For now…
Wrong place, wrong time.
THEY ALL BROUGHT SWORDS
- Christopher Hastings
Now he knows how Abu felt.
I really liked this one, thumbs up.
They shoulda brought light sabers. Those aren’t on TSA’s list of prohibited items.
Seriously? Just me and someone else recognize the author of dr mcninja?
I did! And now I’m sadly skimming the comments realizing almost no one noticed
If the German family are Christians, TSA insulted them and prevented them from obeying the commands of Jesus and the tenants of their religion. Jesus said that if you don’t have a sword, to sell your garment and buy one. That’s how important it is for Christians to own and carry swords.
I see a lawsuit and a Supreme Court decision.
See, you can go all Bible on anything.
It’s Luke 22:36, so Christians can find it.
Atheists know where it is
*snortle*
Hehehehe!
I wonder if this will work it’s way into the comics at some point?
That’s Clif Bar, asshat. One ‘F’.
To be read from top to bottom
But some of us look at the bottom before we look at the top…
I am ze Übermensch!
I am perhaps being clueless, but I don’t understand how “pretending to be with a German family” (or any other type of family) would get you through security any quicker.
When I’ve traveled, each person old enough to speak and understand is scanned and screened individually, and the only time I’ve seen people “grouped together” like that is adults traveling with very small children. Otherwise, everyone goes through the process one at a time, and the first one through always helps everyone else gather their stuff from the bins and whines that they’re not putting their shoes back on quickly enough.
Anyone?
He’s not very tall, and has very nice skin.
I had an aunt who worked on a check in desk (in the UK) five or so years ago, so could have changed since then, but whist she was there, if a large enough group of people (tour group/large family) were at risk of missing their flight, some airlines used to request a “rush” through security.
It’s far easier to reallocate seats to individuals, couples or families of four. If you’ve got a group of twelve who’ve checked in (hence, arrived on time), but are stuck in security, the airline runs the risk of having problems “group” reseating them on later flights. Also, large family groups tend to be more prone to getting angry and violent if they miss their flight, and they can end up quite hard to deal with.
Equally, if the family had young, young children, they might have been given leniency, or if they had any other “vulnerable” member with them.
Henry Rollins’ Airport Hell anyone?
I just love the phrase… “they all bought swords”…
well except him, so he can’t claim “profiling”….
LOL
Was better read from bottom to top.