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lie!*lei
It’s overrated. Now my basement is an underrated gem. You should visit sometime.
Should I bring a housewarming gift? *searches for lotion and basket*
I’m glad I’m not an average man.
really?
^this
That v
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<- Where? I think I missed it.
I’m just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I’m in the twilight zone?
Because Roboooooootttssss….
AND UNICORNS!!!!
Because otherwiiiiiiiise
it’s r@pe…
I’m just a regular Joe
With a regular job
I’m your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and p0rno and books about war
Got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job
My kids and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain’t enough
To keep a guy like me int’rested, oh no, ah-ah, no way
No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense
Nothing wrong with being a lesbian and they’re never alone
Unless, you know, they are alone.
You’re doing it wrong
http://files.sharenator.com/demotivational_posters_challenge_accepted_Demotivationals-s492x428-119505.jpg
Lesbian alone forever
You afraid someone doesn’t care about your tiny peni? Aww bless. Have a hug a GTFO
*and
angry lezbeean is angry
yawn. wake me up when you become interesting
… But not before you can spell, too.
as if the word lezbeean appears in the dictionary…. get a life and come up with some real comebacks kthxbai
*You’re
I’m confused… this thread has become a Troll Battle Royale!
*sides with The Bleachman and the HipHopoPotamus*
pwned by the lesbian
The angry loner left… how sad.
No, I just left for 5 minutes to cry into my vodka because my life is utterly devoid of penis.
it’s apparently devoid of a lot of things. go back to meth, you’re more pleasant that way.
Avid. I see potential in you. Follow me…
*fades into dark alleyway*
wake me up when my sammich is ready
my name sounds nothing like yours. don’t get internetz asshurt plz
it makes your sound pathetic. please stop.
KIDS! KIDS! Play nice, alright?
BO, don’t discourage the newcomers. Your place is already forever enshrined in the failbook HoF. JABLES is cool…pass them the blizzy.
Is it good or bad that so many people are coming in and insulting us/creeping us out? I don’t think we can convert them to Great-One-esque trolldom.
good
You’re just saying that because you’re one of the new trolls.
I’ve been here forever actually.. usually just reading… posting occasionally.
Why didn’t you post moar when the Great Ones were just getting started?
Here at work… bored. Paid to troll.
^^^^Same, except I b1tched a little less about it and was awarded a title by one of the troll masters just recently. You should ask permission.
Pffft… I gave myself my own title!
and rejected my advances
*sulks*
Did not!
You have not accepted Prince’s advances until you have done the act twice.
How about Lolly F-Team Official Lick taster?
F-Team already? I can’t even jump to that yet!
you are still über-fresh compared to those of us on the team. eliminate your weaknesses. most everything has been done here. continue to provide us with something new, and you will be accepted in time. I promise.
Electrical tentacle handshake to seal the deal?
*double-wink*
Lolly, F-Team Undersecretary of Bromance?
The silent troll! The worst kind!
change your name… sounds too much like mine
Lol and who decides if you’re a good troll or not anyways? Like does anybody really care about who’s good and bad? Just keep entertaining me and that’s all that matters. Kthxbai.
YOUR NAME SOUNDS CLOSE TO PONY-RIDE AND THIS IS OFFENSIVE, PLEASE TAKE IT DOWN NOW! (I’m sorry, I had to considering that’s all I can think about sicne that comment) *Non-moderated tongue sticking out smiley goes here.
Ponies!
I’m not offended I just can’t read your name properly anymore. It’s not you, PinoyPride, it’s me.
*Tentacle hug*
I liked the part where Ryan liked his own comment and posted it on Failbook to show everyone how kewl and funneh he is.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Of course, I’ve liked other people’s comments before.
^*attaches LIKE stickynote*
I’ve licked other people’s comments before.
I’ve licked other people before.
Pictures or it didn’t happen!
Would you really post pics of someone licking you? ON FAILBLOG?
Now I have a sad. *cries*
That’s right I have a penis!
Not sure why you feel so threatened by it. It is rather small and pathetic.
I’m pretty sure I had this volume beat by the time I completed my teen years.
The average ejaculation volume is 5 mm, that makes an average man comes 3400 times in his life time? I do that in a year.