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It’s a mighty long story for the “I didn’t know she was a cop” excuse.
Read every 2nd word of every post… it’s not about the cops.
Nooo rick rolled through comedy!!! BASTARD! @#$% THIS GUY WITH SPADES!
This. Is. Brilliant!!
No, this is Patrick!
I am currently on a website about Facebook, and I don’t think I have ever wasted as much time in one sitting as this guy.
No you got mistaken… it’s not Patrick, also not Sparta.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick
NO! THIS…IS…PAAATRRIIIIICK!!!! *slams the phone down*
Patrick, that’s the name of the restaurant.
Tartar Sauce!
NO! This is Patrick! *hangs up* I’m not a Krusty Krab >:(
NO, IT’S PATRICK!!!
NO! This is Patrick!
I think the ‘No this is patrick’ thing might be getting a bit overcooked now. Originality fails everywhere.
No, this is Sparta!
No, this is actually the 80s. We want our song back. Thanks!!
But tonight we dine in hell
NO! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
WTL;DR
no, this is patrick.
I kind of love you people.
Nope, Chuck Testa
I was really hoping he got arrested. What a let down…
WHHAAAT!!!!! my brain just imploded!
Or you could read what the OP said in their last post. “Read the SECOND word of each of my posts.”
Yes, it’s a rick-roll. But, it’s a failed one.
It’s:
“Never gonna run around and desert you”
And not:
“Never gonna run around and hurt you.”
as seen in the above post.
^This. Thanks Rick. Otherwise a superb effort.
Whether it’s a failed one or not, it’s still genius.
^ this.
^^ that
^^^The Other Thing
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Machoke used counter!
“John” from Nebraska used Wrong But Still Genius Rick Roll
Its super effective
Machoke Fainted
“John” from Nebraska leveled up to 9001
IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What 9000!!!
Thanks for the heads up, Rick
No it says both, just at different times of the song. So he was right
No.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
So no. But pure win none-the-less.
DAMMNN It would had be SO much better if it was true =T
you TL;DR, didn’t you?
*facepalm
Way to read the whole post.
Why would anybody bother to read that lame crap?
At the start of the second page I saw it was BS and stopped reading, and read the last post. It’s STILL stupid.
So, you read the whole thing eh?? Man…..
It’s a rickroll, idiot.
You spent all that time getting yourself trolled, and HE’S the stupid one?
I think not.
I thought it was clever.
Then you need better standards.
and i think you need to go home
I think you need to get therapy.
i think so
Half of it. Sorry if my reading skills make yours look pathetic. I sometimes forget that loads of words that stretch the whole of the monitor are too much for the simple minded here. I actully read books so you’re making fun of me because you think I wasted my time doing something that was difficult.
I think this awesome story is worth the effort, even if it is all fake. It’s got a funny premise (misunderstanding about prostitution) and is delivered quite well with an unexpected punchline at the end.
Agreed. It was a fun read, even if I did get rick rolled in the end.
i laughed so frkn hard!
I think you’re covering your hurting butt, claiming that you wanted an an@l stretching for years now and how thoughtful was it that you were provided one for free.
tl;dr
Yet you were able to read the story provided by the OP.
I think the real problem is that kids these days are required to be narced up on speed in order to hold their attention span long enough to read something like this.
The whole time I’m reading this I’m thinking to myself, undercover cops don’t get into someone else’s car, never. I’m glad I read the whole thing though, it was good for a laugh
^this times 50
same…. if it’s a story and I start reading it, even accidentally, I HAVE to finish it! >.< Unless it's a chain. Those just piss me off.
OH penguin stop acting all butthurt. Your self-important airs fool no one. You first state ‘it’s so long’ and then you say ‘oh it wasn’t long at all for someone of my caliber’. Stop contradicting yourself. Maybe you’d read what you write more clearly if you got yourself a PBJ. lol
wow, i guess you are above the “simple minded” here because you read so much. tell me, though, did any of those books ever teach you how to spell “actually” correctly? i suppose not, as you spell like you insult- poorly.
fier. you. die.
Do I smell a hipster?
“Everything is lame and stupid. You like things eh?? Man……”
“Do I smell a hipster?” Yeah, I caught that whiff of stale PBR and b.o. as well.
*PBJ
No, he had it right the first time. PBJ is to “lamestream” for hipsters.
And his icon is wearing glasses.
Well gee, I don’t know, maybe to GET THE FVCKING JOKE?
Huh, if you didn’t read the whole thing, you have no business commenting on it, whatsoever… Common sense… Now, go away.
That’s not his excuse. His excuse is that he wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And to RickRoll you.
penguin, not bright, are ya?
Never gunna give you up is the joke
Not so much “I didn’t know she was a cop” as “I didn’t even know she was a cop pretending to be a protitute”. XD
LOLOLOLOL I just got rick roll’d in the best way possible!!!
I read through the entire post only to go back and re-read…. This man must have an IQ of 250…. LMAO!!!!
I lawld
You might say… That’s how they roll in LA?
^THIS
^^THAT
^^^THOR
^^^TUBAS
^^^^17 dollars
^^TUNAS
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
You too.
^^^^^^^^THEM THINGS^^^^^
TENTICALES
^THIS.
Great comment. Funnier than the post, which was still pretty good.
^THIS TIMES A MILLION
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
No sunglasses today, Mr. Caine?
haha, really?
HA! LOVE it!
F R E A K I N G GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was freaking awesome!
Best post in weeks. Cheers, d00che! *bleach swig
totally uncle jib-jib…. Cheers! *drops bleach… = (
^this lol
Oh, poor Juanduh. No problem. Here, I put some in a sippy cup for you. Now be careful and go outside and play with the rusty bear traps!
*moderated bleach swig emoticon goes here
I’m taking this guy out to a bleach party.
how about a PBJ party- Prince, Bleach, and Jibble!
only $10!
Awesomeness. Epic troll, and a funny story to boot.
That was AMAZING. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time… then just about died laughing!
^^^THIS
dammit
OMG, that was brilliant!
No, dear. Einstein was “brilliant.” This guy is mediocre at best.
Uh, dear? Bee might be British. They use “brilliant” like people in the US use “great” or “excellent.”
^loyal Guinness fan
Wait…other Americans don’t use the word ‘brilliant’ that way?
Inb4 mass debate about prostitution and stuff, because tl;dr-idiots…
TL;DR PROSTITUTION IS WRONG!!! THEY’RE THE REASON SO MUCH GOV’T MONEY IS GOING TO ABORTIONS!!!
hahahahahaha, no.
Nice try though
NO, YOU! THIS IS THE THERE AND LOUD NOISES ND HAS APEUNIONS N STUF! RAEG!
lol at people “mass-debating” about prostitution.
oh my goodness! I read all that for NOTHING! ugh!
love it love it love it!
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
+1 and like!
This is way too much work for my stoned little brain…
Oh I got it
At least you admit it. How about a PBJ? Only $10.
I can not believed I just got rick rolled that heavily. mind. blown.
It’s a rick roll you moron.
Best roll I’ve seen in a while!
Loved it!
That sounds suspiciously similar to this. http://www.cracked.com/blog/its-surprisingly-easy-to-accidentally-pick-up-prostitute/
YES! I was wondering if someone else had noticed this.
Totally noticed that.
Your name is “dftba”????? NERDFIGHTERS FTW.
I JUST HAD TO POST THAT
Rick Roll touche!
One of the best I’ve ever seen.
haha never been more proud to be from NE.
Not only am I from Nebraska, but I know the troll personally. I’m so proud I could cry!
Ah hell, I got Rick Rolled.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I knew in general what was happening but still hung in there. Hilarious. Now I want to hear more from Green and why s/he thought it was probably a hate crime against Asians.
Best Rick roll ever!
holy crap… i actually read the whole thing… had no idea this was a rickroll haha. really well done imo
indeed.
That is the best thing on the internet.
hahaha that was brilliant! long, but brilliant. XD
That was a EPIC way to get RickRolled…
Priceless. Best part is, given how stupid most people expect Nebraskans and other midwesterners to be (especially those from small towns), it probably helped him in making his audience believe him.
HILARIOUS.
last post is correct: master
Hahahaha this rules
Mighty fine rick roll, best i’ve seen in a long time xD
wait so is this a true story or just a scam to rick roll people?
*Fry*
:fu:
Dammit!
MAGNIFICENCE.
LOLz… best one I ever knew! What a brilliant *Troliolcolkololroloolloleoldol* prank xD … and they we’re all” OMG =O .. tell us more what happened >.>’…and make fun of u!” then .. “DOH!” ….. ^.^’
It was so good I read the third word of each post too
^this
THIS is how you Rickroll someone. Absolutely brilliant.
Brilliant. Truly brilliant.
wow! best rick-roll ever? or bestest rick-roll ever?
:/ /
omg, that’s so good.
I thought so many things about red: he’s stupid, he’s really stupid, he can’t possibly be THAT stupid, I REALLY hope this is just a fake status and such written by someone who really wants to be on failbook+; but I NEVER thought, “I’m fixing to get rick rolled.”
^this, especially with the “fixing to.”
Great post, had me laughing for the story. I thought something might be up but I enjoyed the story so much I had to finish it first.
I thought so many things about red: he’s stup!d, he’s really stup!d, he can’t possibly be THAT stup!d, I REALLY hope this is just f@ke and written by someone who really wants to be on f@ilbook+; but I NEVER thought, “I’m fixing to get r!ck roll3d.” Bravo, red. Bravo.
Sorry, I don’t see the brilliance in it. You could take any story and do that quite easily. It’s not like the words were interwoven with the story.
I think the thing that makes it funny is the fact that you think the guy is a complete idiot because of the events in his story until you realize that he was trolling you. Can you see it yet?
Probably the best rick roll ever aaaaarrrghhhh.
Bah, I’m stupid. I KNEW it was going to be a rick-roll and I still read the whole damn thing.
Absolutely genius. I’d love to meet this man and shake his hand
*bows down to the OP*
Fan-frickin’-tastic.
*applause*
It would be better if the idiot actually got the lyrics right. It’s DESERT you, not HURT you.
I’m surprised it took this long to point out the fail. What a disappointment this post was.
Oh, and for the record, he messed it up. The lyrics are “never gonna run around and desert you.” : )
Doesn’t matter had sex.
What is this sex you speak of? It sounds fun. Where can I get some?
The kids are apparently calling it “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches”.
Exactly. Do you want some? Or you hippo-croco? I am the best non-female in PBJ-Sammich preparation. ^^
Just make sure it’s natural and creamy. Anything else makes me break out in hives.
Natural and creamy…okay…Let’s do this.
:jizzinmypants:
:milk:
:hadsex:
*slow clap*
Well played sir. Well. Played.
^This^
EPIC RICKROLL!
i laughed, i cried, i tizzled my wizzle.
Go on…
OMG pedobear
ABSOLUTELY A WORK OF ART!!!!
goddamn. no.
This is fantastic!
I can’t fap to this. :/
That was brilliant! Great work there!
This. Is. Freakin. Amazing.
I tip my hat to you, sir.
Master, indeed! We are not worthy!
I take my hat off to you my fellow troll. That was fantastically done!
best rickroll ever
We just got RickRolled…IN THE EXTREME!!!! Very clever, I tip my hat to you, sir.
Red have so much time in his hand,i’m starting to think he’s a regular here commenter here.
Well, hes got SOMETHING in his hand……
This dragged on long enough that I knew there would be some sort of punchline at the end, so I skipped down and voila, Rick Roll. Still very clever.
My first thought was “Undercover cops never get in your car”.
From experience?
Well done, sir.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTiJEYqqY8?rel=0&w=425&h=349
I say since she asked if you wanted a BJ, that’s entrapment. She’s actually guilty of solicitation and herself should be handcuffed.
I wish “John from Cincinnati” had gone on for a second season.
Or at least have been released on Blu-ray.
“I don’t know Butchie instead.”
I just love it. Can’t believe I was rick rolled like that.
Lmao. Got me. Well played.
I knew something wasn’t right but didn’t figure it out, nice rick roll! On another note a girl at a gas station asked me for a ride once and I agreed, I thought she was cute. On the way to her destination she propositioned me. $20 dollars for a “PBJ”, she wasn’t so cute anymore and I couldn’t wait to get her out of my car.
I AGREE!!! $20 is WAY too much for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Girls pay me $20 to give me a “PBJ”
that was awesome.
GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!
So proud to be Nebraskan… I guess…
BOW DOWN TO THE RICK ROLL MASTER!!
That was predictably lame.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, run away and hurt you. EPIC!!!
Fail lyrics, it’s ‘run around and desert you’
ol’ red has ‘run around and hurt you’
Also, you fail too, but i’m not going to correct you in case of trolls.
My mind has been officially blown.
IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!
TL;DR and also Too Lame; Don’t Care.
lol! Negitivity! Look who’s mom told him that he can’t dye his hair black and start wearing eyeliner! Go strum a few strings on your guitar, and write about how you think that no one understands you. Then go see a docter about your depression, and end up sliting your wrists. Or if you think you’re too cool to read, go fail school with your smoking friends and grow up to work at McDonalds. Let some positivity into your life!
Mighty impressive, I take my hat of for you.
tl;dr
Even with the lyric screw up, it was well done.
i bow down to you, master of trolls * nosefloor*
I don’t even think they can convict him with that, unless he is keeping a few important details hidden.
the story was a JOKE!
its just a rick roll
WOAH! That was genius, pure gold!
This NEEDS to go viral, the world MUST know!
Amen. I was scrolling down to add my own comment but I think you have said it all!!!!
Masterful.
Holy sh*t, that’s brilliant!
FTW!
funniest.post.ever
This was funny, and I’ll admit a bit clever… buuut SURELY NOT HIS IDEA originally.
Good setup for a rick roll, but no-one could be dumb enough to pick up a slutty looking woman off the streets and mishear what they say as a “PBJ”.
And PBJ is an average sandwich at best, id have pushed for a chilli cheese bacon, or chicken bacon pesto.
I’m one who firmly believes there’s far too much frivolous suing in this country, but if this is how it was, then sue the cop.
Basic human decency has to be the most important part of life. Otherwise that crooked cop should commit Seppuku.
You completely missed the point of the posts- read the second word of each post in red
Ummmm…srsly?
Or you could have read the whole post.
WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING? :yaoming:
:wyoming:
Wow, and just when I was beginning to think it was funny and he ruins it with the stupid rickroll. Way to go.
You know he only wrote that for the rickroll, right, moron? Did you know that? No? Then maybe you should learn to to troll.
*bows* to the master
****ing hell, this is the ace of spades of rickrolls LOL
Also, everybody replying seriously should just chlorinate their gene pools right now so that we don’t end up with more of you morons 20 years from now
John from Nebraska for president!!
Balls.
I’ve never been a “Rick Roll” fan, but this definitely cracked me up!!
so much for my rick roll free days…
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! I can’t believe I got rick rolled!
UCK!
TL:DR
You’ve just won 1000000 of Internetz
I bet it’s real and he just tried to cover it up with a rick roll. Sneaky Nebraskan.
PURE GENIUS!
Actually, it IS “never gonna run around and hurt you”. THEN it becomes “never gonna run around and desert you”.
Anyway, did it really happen to him or was it a JOKE (which never happened) just to rick roll them?
Did it really happen or was it just a joke to rick roll them? Also, IT IS “never gonna run around and hurt you”. The second time it is “never gonna run around and desert you.”
Nope, it’s “never gonna run around and desert you,” then later in the chorus, it’s “never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” I confirmed this with four lyrics websites, plus I’m old enough to remember the song when it first came out, and I liked it a lot at the time. (I was in grade school. Sue me.)
One word…legend!
why cookie rocket?
Best. Troll. Ever.
TL;DR
It’s not that good when you realize “I’ll” – should be two words thus making the “second word” actually the third one…
Yes, but when you put it as “I’ll” it becomes one word. Just because it’s a combination of two words doesn’t make it two words. Same thing for “I’m” and whatnot.
Well played mister, well played.
tl;dr
Best Rickroll I’ve seen in ages
Awesome job there sir.
Awesome job there sir (tip of the hat!)
Makes me proud to be from Nebraska! HOOOOOOOOO!
Quite possibly one of the best trolls i’ve ever seen. More and more people getting interested in this ever increasing post. Well done sir, well done indeed.
I bow down to this man. Well done.
I read this whole story, thought it was the most ingenious thing ever, then laughed, but i could not take the time to read all these (for the most part) stupid comments. This is the only time that a rick roll should be applauded.
There are people who are getting paid to write stuff and what they write isn’t half as good as this.
Mind blown.
How the heck do you post a failbook fail that is divided into more than one part? You can’t explain that!
Put a magnet between them.
TWO MAGNETS!
LMAO!!!! So worth it :p
greatness
wtf? i really don’t get it. reading every second word doesn’t make sense at all.
Read the second word in each of his posts (the red ones), not anyone else’s.
That was EPIC. Never saw it coming. Kudos
I was suspicious when he was mentioning how reluctant he was to share his story so I skimmed it. I expected a “Fresh Prince” theme song ending not a Rick Roll, so I guess he succeeded.
” I was the first in my class in law.” “Well, it should be a very good PBJ then.”
Best… Rickroll… Ever!!!
Sounds like “John” will do fine in LA
This really happened to me in memphis.Weird.
damn it !!!! got rick rolled again
That was genius. Pure genius!
this is just sick genius but sick!
I’m pretty quick and catch on to trolling or rickrolls almost immediately, but I gotta say you had me til the end….LMAO
I-I love this person!!!!!!
Classic!!! Hahahaha!!!! (I find it strangely odd that I find so much delight in getting Rick Rolled…)
I know someone already said this, but seriously…….best.rick.roll.ever
Freaking Brilliant!
I love you. You are AWESOME!!!!! XD
I stopped reading it like halfway through, thinking it was impossible for someone to be this stupid, and just skipped to the last post. It’s kind of entertaining, in a stupid way.
Then you missed the joke.
Then you are the joke.
Awesome yes, but I have the feeling that I’ve seen something like this before.
Didnt realise I was being Rick rolled right until he said to read the second word, because, cmon, that’s ALWAYS a Rick roll. But well done. Shame about the lyrics being wrong.
On another note decided to start listening to it. (Yes, I have Rick Astley on my laptop)
so do i
So was the story actually true?
freaking brilliant………tempted to plagiarize for a creative writing assignment
saw good.
That. Was. Brilliance. Sheer and totally brilliance. You, my god sir, win all the internets.
…AMAZING
Hahahahahahahahaha Very veryyyy Nice!!! It really made me read all just to get Rick Rolled Hahahahaha I want to congratulates this guy!!! hahahahahaha
This guy is pure genius!
Quite possibly the greatest RR ever….
I have just been downgraded to pwned no0b…o_0
Unlucky for you, i’m still at Master Troll rank.
This is just unbeliveably SUPER-MASTERMINDLY-GENIOUS! im Stunned.
OH MY LANTA!!!
I’m so glad i took the time to read this!
this is amazingly genius! :3
TLDR
Oh.My.God.
It took me hours to find out 1) what the sentence is 2) what the sentence means (it’s a song) 3) what the song is 4) that the song is used to rick roll people
but I still don’t know why this song is used for this?
Oh… Hello… welcome to the internets. What took you so long?
ur a total net n00b, but anyway, it was just a trend that started and got a catchy nickname. Here’s a tip: don’t click on any youtube video that seems too good to be true, or you will get rickrolled again.
To make you feel stupid that you spent your time in such a trivial activity thinking you were reading the story of the century. It’s what trolls do, except this guy is probably the king Leonidas of trolls. That was so ingenious that you can’t really be upset about it, you can only gawk in awe and feel insignificant.
OMG, that is the most brilliant rickroll I have ever seen.
omg… i never spend this much of time reading a post and i could be sleeping about ten minutes ago…. rick rolled….
winner for life. best, EVER.
You’re not from the usa are you?
that was the best effing rick roll of all time
I hate to be a buzzkill… but if I read all the 2nd words… i get
my am will you is never gunna will you am never am run around and is you
dont get me wrong though… the troll is hilarious… had me going the whole time.
you’re supposed to read the 2nd word in all of the RED posts…not *all* of the posts….dur….
He’s herpin and derpin
no… thats not what I’m saying… for example… when he says “She’s hurt”… the ‘s is a word… it’s “is”.
I’m actually crying right now, that was so beautiful.
Best thing i’ve ever seen in my life
trolled hard
Well, this scenario may be unlikely but when you grow up in a place where they don’t teach you about the many dangers of the city you end in these kind of situations in wich good person accidently ends up being a bad guy without knowing.
And even if this is just a troll, where dealing with a guy that has quite the imagination and ability to amuse us with one heck of a funny story.
Brilliant trolling, my good man. You are a paragon of what we should look up to in rick rollers.
OMG that’s so awesome! that freaks me out haha
Genius…
BEST RICK ROLL EVER!
HELLYEAH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I has been RICK-ROLLED!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
RICK ROLLED….AGAIN…..
this is the best day of my life thank you
I get the rickroll, but I dont really get the trollstory. Why do cops show up when he pays her?
Because unless there is a passage of money involved, nothing illegal happened yet.
…No, this is patrick.
I was trolled and rick roll’d
EPIC WIN FOR THE WIN
Sir, I worship you.
I kept thinking; “Where’s the punchline. Where’s the punch line!” Oh CRAP! LMAO!! WIN WIN WIN!!
AMAZEBALLS
BRILL
Mannn I was not Expectin” to get “Rick Rolled” That was EPIC!!! There I was there readin” on and on not wanting to stop but then at the end!!! “L0L”
This is truly a masterpiece. If I were a schlep, I would steal it and claim it as my own.
The true comedy would be if this is a true story he decided to turn into a Rick Roll. That would be dedication.
200 people didn’t understand the true message of this story.
You sir, win. The Internet.
“Game over man, game over…”
I didn’t really get the “second word” part.
Would somebody please explain this to me?
:S confused
its a rick roll
Pure genius…..
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
The crappy lyrics are wrong
Hahaha that was fantastic. The man is a genius.
HAIL THE KING
my hat off to you , sir …
haha fkn epic rick roll!
we just got rick rolled…D:
This is literally the greatest Rick Roll I’ve ever experienced! hahahaha
wow. this has got to be the most epic post i’ve ever seen. well done.
Bravo sir. You are a genius. Master of trolls right here. Give this man a trophy.
Your an idiot!
Bravo amigo!
what the hell is this????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
It would have been better if he’d used the ACTUAL lyric. The song says “never gonna run and around and dessert you” not hurt.
World champion. Best. Effin. Rick’rolling. Ever.
Seriously, I thought it was a different type of fail, but then the second words of his posts… the guy’s a genius.
supreme trolling!!
This person just won the internet over 9000 times with that.
EPIC WIN HAHA
I read that whole thing thinking he was the biggest idiot ever, only to find out at the end he is a genius. Mind blown!
Sheer brilliance!
i read all of that to get rick rolled?!?!?!?
Here I was reading the whole thing, thinking how this guy is getting totally screwed, just to get Rick Rolled in the most epic way ever. And I can’t even be mad cause it was so brilliant!
Woahhhh this is the best Rick Roll of the millenium! hahahahaha epic FTW.
I’ve been on the internet long enough to know when I’m going to get Rickrolled so when I read “read the 2nd word of each post” I knew that I was going to be Rick rolled btw read every 3rd word of this comment
damn he got me.
Legend! Need to find myself a man as legendary as that.
This guy is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was GENIUS!
That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t know for how long I screamed at the computer for this Rickroll… You good man, are a hero!
Yep..we’ve been Rick Rolled.
This is brilliant
Pure awesomeness
THIS GUY IS A F*CKING GENIUS! John from Nebraska I salute thee.
Probably best rick roll ever…
Awwwww that’s so cute
Lmfao! Love it!
That is bloody awesome xD
Killed my eyes to read it all without glasses, but hey, that was definitely worth it.
rick rolled
Absolutely Frigging Genius
Wow….. a funny story… but getting rick rolled without even knowing it…. ouch….
no this is patrick
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
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Are you a man, woman, or both?
Tiger blood… Winning
I’ll do it
falcon PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!