In Soviet Russia, Internet uses you!
Click to see larger versions of Facebook, Twitter, and Google+.
UPDATE:
Total-Tortilla has made a wallpaper featuring these posters plastered on a brick wall. Grab it here.
Source: Aaron Wood
Via: Laughing Squid
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Copy & paste this:
i am standing in a field, holding a bloody knife. i have no idea how i got here. someone please help me!
Have you tried checking if your computer is plugged in?
I come across you in the field, hide behind a barrel of hay… seeing a man covered in blood holding a bloody knife is terrifying. I run to get the authorities.
it is dark. you are likely to get eaten by a grue.
You smell a Wumpus.
Stick knife in heart.
(you no longer have to wonder how you got there)
Please reboot the system.
C:\>Look around
If you are in an
- electric field, then please use your knife to take charge!
- quantum field, then keep acting irrationally. Nobody will notice.
- gravitational field, you might want to weigh your options some more…
If you are in a farmville field. nobody will care how many FÜCKING SHEEP YOU HAVE!!!
I freakin’ love you.
When you talk like that it makes me want to have your handsome nerdy babies.
Would it worth the weight?
I don’t get Google’s.
i dont get why you live
I don’t get enough fellatio
Here, take mine.
i like to tickle bears’ noses with the tip of my penis.
teh moderators would be happy to fix that.
yeh, i still haven’t received mine
It is modeled on a Soviet propaganda poster.
I get it now!!
Thanks.
Which, if you read it as an actual combination of English and Russian letters spell, reads, “All mtsst beh sndyazd ta wiee tnz shdya.”
So annoying.
Sounds (looks?) like something Drongo would say ^_~
KID THIS
Ha! I did that. It took me a while to realise it should all be read as Roman characters instead of Cyrillic. After that it also took me a while to figure out which was which. I hate hangover day.
Boobs?
Yes please, and the lady will have a double.
Double penetration?
I must say they’re pretty convincing looking :O impressive
I love propaganda posters and their style! These are glorious!
YOU LOVE PROPAGANDA?!!
ALL YOUR FREE TIMES AND PERSONAL INFORMATIONS ARE BELONG TO US
I’m sorry but the Google+ poster looks like the Swiss flag trying to pole dance.
ALL MUST BE SHARED. GIMME UR SWISS FLAG. TT MUST BE SHARED.
Alright, so who’s making the Myspace and Friendster ones?
Don’t forget xanga
And Aaron Wood is the intellectual property of Allie Brosh.
You do realise that they credited him as the source right
*gives fresh batteries for troll detector*
And Allie Brosh is a creation of Allie Brosh.
And Allie Brosh is a creation of Moma Bush.