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MY REIGN OF DESPAIR AND FORCED DIETING BEGINS NOW! NETIZENS BOW BEFORE ME!
I'm surprisedNever!
tl;dr
Forced dieting? You talking to me? Just try it.
*Takes bite out of Prince of Dimness’ leg
*RAIN
nope, it’s reign.
*fail
MY TEXT IS BIGGER, THUS GIVING ME THE APPEARANCE OF SUPERIORITY.I have a funny story about the word “thus.” It involves eating mushrooms.
Do you really?
I really do.
Tell me!
DUDE! I can haz tell you about facebook fan pages… they rock… I love them… perhaps you should too…
How do you post with something other than your generated smiley?
Blink 3 times, then spin around in a circle counter clockwise twice. Clap your hands if you are happy and you know it, then deposit $4 into my bank account. Or you can do it at gravatar . com
Legend
You’re awesome, ha ha. Thanks!
Or overcompensating?
Compensating much?
I am bleeding making me the victor!
Hello, Victor. It’s nice to meet you.
iflylikearat
*Likeaboss
Because nobody knows
that’s how I nearly fell
trading clothes
And ringing Pavlov’s bell
history shows
there’s not a chance in hell
*change
If it’s anything like the mail I get…it’s probably bills =(
If it’s anything like the mail I get, learn how to use commas.
*its
*it’s
If it’s anything like the male I get, I’m sitting on his penis.
WIN
bills and stuff telling me I’m perfect for either the army or some internet college
so true
what are those paper thingies he’s holding in his arms?
lsd
That happens when you post your email on the internetz
No. No it does NOT.
Now I’m interested in what would happen if your email was just open and available. That would be weird, who would want to look? Stalkers only?
I wish i would recieve a good old time written letter again. It’s so much more personal.
i’m sure the IRS would be more than happy to accommodate your request.
[insert picture of a large, handwritten A here]
There ya go!
It is. I got a handwritten thank you note a couple of weeks ago and it was amazing.
I wrote my boyfriend a 2 page note and mailed it to his house the other day
I was just thinking it’d be nice to be all old fashioned and whatnot
pmsl coz this is sososososo true !
qtmx coz this is sosososososososososos true !
FIRE ZE MISSILES.
But I’m le tired…
Well, then take a nap AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES.
F**king kangaroos.
OOOOOH MOTHERLAND!!!
I guess it’s about that time eh chaps?
Whatev.
Email was very exciting in 2001, yes…
Froot Loops!!
Mark As… Junk
Those who do not learn from the past are Doomed to repeat it
Aye…so very true
69th comment.
69th comet… space sex
I has the moobs but i’s am woman.
I have jam on my chin
my first yahoo account just hit 1 million emails yesterday
btw im not egzagerating about the 1 million emails
this is most likely a bill so nobody will be happy to lose money!!
WHERE!?!?!
look down
Your idiocy at thinking you needed to explain the joke, just ruined it, thanks…
Lolwut? How is he an idiot? We don’t take meanness too kindly ’round here.
I will crush you now. Your choice: between my fat rolls or my moobs? Never mind, moobs it is.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!
I love everybody involved in this thread…and even those that aren’t.
I be trolling….. you hatin…. (why so serious?)
Oh, thank you for the laugh Jibble.
I’m freaked out, but I can’t stop laughing, ha ha! Just epic…
I wasn’t until now.LOL
*breezes in like a bawss*